Goro Majima
Kitty Genovese Member
Suh is suspended, the penalties won't "even out", and Lombardi isn't calling enough bubble screens or whatever. The excuses are already made.
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NFL 2014 Wild Card |OT| The Prophet
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Suh is suspended, the penalties won't "even out", and Lombardi isn't calling enough bubble screens or whatever. The excuses are already made.
Alligatorjandro
Banned
What if Detroit wins
How your favorite team performed against Vegas' and the Statheads analysts' pre-season predicted win totals.
As you can see:
Panthers were basically right where everyone thought they would be. (sigh)
Cowboys, Cards, and Lions way overperformed
Bears, Titans, Bucs, and Saints way underperformed
Anyone see that picture ESPN just posted of the rafters in Detroit?
they'll get destroyed by Seattle?
JABEE, I would like to thank you. Your poems and songs earlier today brought me to a low point. I was a "Lolions" fan again. "Loser lose" they said.
But you know what else they said? They said we'd be lucky to get to third place in our division. They said ":jncccccc" at the Lions reaching 10 wins, let alone 11 and making it to the playoffs.
I was at a low point with that "Lolions" John Lennon poem you wrote and I said fuck it. They doubted us from the start so fuck them. The NFL can try to unjustifiably suspend Suh because they want the Cowboys for higher ratings.
And then I remembered the last two times we played the Cowgirls:
Fuck them, they never believed in us anyway. I still do. Scared of Romo in a playoff game with our clutch QB and Megatron? :jnc let me refill my glass.
They want to double Megatron, fine we got Golden Tate. Or maybe we can pound the ball with Joique Bell and throw a screen pass to Theo Riddick here and there. Last year our #2 reciever was Kris Durham, Staffords drinking buddy from college and Stafford still fucked around and got us a W in the last seconds. We're not playing in a muddy ass, shitty outdoor Lambaue stadium, we're playing where are are confortable and thats in a dome on the turf.
Thank you JABEE for reinstilling confidence in me earlier today.
Restore the Roar.
Goro Majima
Kitty Genovese Member
Anyone see that picture ESPN just posted of the rafters in Detroit?
holy shit
:jnc
Jabee, start writing more John Lennon poems for Detroit's loss against Dallas this Sunday.
Grover Cleveland
Member
There were probably four NFL franchises on Harbz shortlist before Michigan.
But money talks.
Crazy how quickly the talk went from "Mama Harbaugh doesn't want to move" to "Family and friends are pushing Jim to take the Michigan job" once those numbers came out.
But money talks.
Crazy how quickly the talk went from "Mama Harbaugh doesn't want to move" to "Family and friends are pushing Jim to take the Michigan job" once those numbers came out.
Himynameischris
Member
WUUUUUUUUUUUUUTTTTT
I never knew this, it's like finding a long lost brother or something.
Goro Majima
Kitty Genovese Member
Not only that but at the college level, egos are not only tolerated but they prosper!
He can be the biggest asshole on the face of the earth and they'll kiss his ass and treat him like royalty as long as he wins 10 games at a minimum every season.
Elfforkusu
Member
Anyone see that picture ESPN just posted of the rafters in Detroit?
You spelled "predictions" wrong.
I wish this wasn't just a shtick.JABEE, I would like to thank you. Your poems and songs earlier today brought me to a low point. I was a "Lolions" fan again. "Loser lose" they said.
But you know what else they said? They said we'd be lucky to get to third place in our division. They said ":jncccccc" at the Lions reaching 10 wins, let alone 11 and making it to the playoffs.
I was at a low point with that "Lolions" John Lennon poem you wrote and I said fuck it. They doubted us from the start so fuck them. The NFL can try to unjustifiably suspend Suh because they want the Cowboys for higher ratings.
And then I remembered the last two times we played the Cowgirls:
Fuck them, they never believed in us anyway. I still do. Scared of Romo in a playoff game with our clutch QB and Megatron? :jnc let me refill my glass.
They want to double Megatron, fine we got Golden Tate. Or maybe we can pound the ball with Joique Bell and throw a screen pass to Theo Riddick here and there. Last year our #2 reciever was Kris Durham, Staffords drinking buddy from college and Stafford still fucked around and got us a W in the last seconds. We're not playing in a muddy ass, shitty outdoor Lambaue stadium, we're playing where are are confortable and thats in a dome on the turf.
Thank you JABEE for reinstilling confidence in me earlier today.
Restore the Roar.
But funny, like half the players you mentioned weren't even playing in those games yet you don't take into consideration that the Cowboys are a completely different team. Than you mention the word clutch, despite what you know bout Stafford you should really look into Romos 4th qtr comebacks.
I'd wager a ban bet w you if we could.
Grover Cleveland
Member
Elfforkusu
Member
Did we ever get an explanation from Tebow as to what the hell that quote meant?I'm starting the vigil.
Can't wait for Ball Juice in Atlanta.
Or perhaps no explanation could clear our ears, too clouded by impure thoughts to divine meaning from a prophet.
I'd worry Kas would be unbearable the whole week...but I can't see how it'd be any worse or different than usual.
RellyRell28
Banned
Which I won't have a problem with.
Elfforkusu
Member
I'll get to cheer for Detroit and Suh for a week!
I've got my chants ready:
STOMP 'EM IN THE GUT!
STORE THAT ROAR!
STOMP 'EM IN THE LEG!
STORE THAT ROAR!
STOMP 'EM IN THE DICK!
STORE THAT ROAR!
BaltimoreLarry
Member
GQman and I are playing GTA. Come join us for our Baltimore-centric banter.
It's not a shtick. We came back and beat you in 2011 in Dallas after being down by 20+ at halftime.
Last year what was different? You had no DeMarco Murray but we had not Golden Tate. You're defense is in the bottom half of the league just like it was last year. The NFL can try to handicap us, suspend Suh for your ratings but we'll still put up a fight.
Romo has had his comebacks but its never been against the Matthew Stafford led Lions, its been the opposite.
Restore the Roar.
FrenchMovieTheme
Member
Anyone see that picture ESPN just posted of the rafters in Detroit?
lulz
Put $10 bet on PayPal if you want. Maybe that'd be enough to cover the cost of the high inventory Tony Romo jerseys they'll have for sale at Marshalls after your douche of an owner gets rid of Romo after this Sundays loss.
It's not a shtick. We came back and beat you in 2011 in Dallas after being down by 20+ at halftime.
Last year what was different? You had no DeMarco Murray but we had not Golden Tate. Our #2 reciever last year was Kris Durham. Your defense is in the bottom half of the league just like it was last year. The NFL can try to handicap us, suspend Suh for your ratings but we'll still put up a fight.
Romo has had his comebacks but its never been against the Matthew Stafford led Lions, its been the opposite.
Restore the Roar.
D-d-double post!
TheDarkKnight774
Member
Cowboys the biggest surpriseHow your favorite team performed against Vegas' and the Statheads analysts' pre-season predicted win totals.
As you can see:
Panthers were basically right where everyone thought they would be. (sigh)
Cowboys, Cards, and Lions way overperformed
Bears, Titans, Bucs, and Saints way underperformed
Banana Aeon
Member
It's almost funny how Kas dominates conversations by posting nonsense.
I try not to fight with my Brown cousins but if its annoying there is an offseason thread.
Something, something irrelevant stats, Aaron Rodgers 1-10 against teams above .500 on the road in his last 11 starts.
he doesn't see this forum as a place to discuss football in a friendly manner, and it's crazy to me that he is still here.
BlackGhost
Banned
I can't really mess with vodka , had bad experiences before haha ( my 21 ) drinking wine while we play ha
i just threw some oj and cranberry juice with like half titos and it's surprisingly not bad!
Starphoenix
Member
Tabris is going to kick us (Denver fans) to the curb when Manning retires. Who he'll champion next is anyone's guess.
BlackGhost
Banned
Lol at this point Kas is just acting like a straight dick.
He'll probably say I should go to the offseason thread
He'll probably say I should go to the offseason thread
BaltimoreLarry
Member
I just gotvtickets to the Foster Farms bowl. Il be watching Maryland play Stanford tommorow at Levi's.
Alligatorjandro
Banned
You should
FrenchMovieTheme
Member
I try not to fight with my Brown cousins but if its annoying there is an offseason thread.
Something, something irrelevant stats, Aaron Rodgers 1-10 against teams above .500 on the road in his last 11 starts.
kas you need to cool it down brah!
let this change your life and soothe the savage beast: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZfV7NLCWiiU
ScottSullivan
Member
I'm contractually obligated to hate the cowboys and I lived in Michigan for awhile, almost had an internship with the lions, fuck the cowboys. Go lions. I know they will get mauled by seattle the next week, I just want to see Dallas Suffer
BG I do not want to fight my Cleveland Brown cousins and if you were in the playoffs and we were in the Offseason I'd root nothing but the Superbowl for the Browns.
My fight is with the Cowboys and the NFLs hypocritical suspension/fine policies.
My sights are set on kicking the shit out of the Cowboys this Sunday, I've given up on the NFL. They can handicap us all they want but I still believe.
Oh yeah, and fuck the Packers.
Restore the Roar.
This is the playoffs, brah. No cooling down at this point.
Plasticine
Member
BlackGhost
Banned
Good games bread.
twinturbo2
butthurt Heat fan
Our defense made Geno Smith look like Tom Brady. Of course our defense is awful. :-(
yeah that was a blast! i have to get a headset soon, it's hard for me to hear anyone over the game. hopefully we can get a full nflgaf party going soon.
Double chin
Stong chin and jaw, with a confident, stern yet gentle look.
oneHeero, you got $10 for those "get rid of inventory" Marshalls Romo jerseys they'll have on sale?