Alligatorjandro
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Thank you kave
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NFL 2014 Wild Card |OT| The Prophet
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VeryGooster
Banned
Pretty nice to see Sullivan come back.
Lions averaged 10.2 points a game against playoff teams this year.
10.2.
:jnc :jnc :jnc
And I own a Wii U. Best system out right now. Captain Toad is fantastic.
Fuck yeah it is!
For my pal Gata!
5 playoff teams: Broncos, Lions, Colts, Packers, Bengals
Avg: 36.6
Hmmm. Thats kinda low.
Alligatorjandro
Banned
WhatHmmm. Thats kinda low.
friends, the greatest post in gaf history has just been made
What the point of getting laid just for the sake of it?
I could get laid very easily, I'm tall (6"3), I'm an athlete, I have an above average dick, I'm very confident and I know exactly what I want from life, I'm independent, I'm very happy and live a fulfilling life, I'm not anti social and chat regularly with perfect strangers (my good look is helping a lot), I have good social skill, I know how to interact with people, I know how to enjoy life, I know how to drink, party, play team sports etc... The only flaw that I have is that I have a huge ego and my confidence make me act like an eccentric because I don't give a fuck about what other people could think. I am also very polite and respectful and don't want to force myself onto other people if they clearly don't want me to. I'm self aware of my strong opinions and my big ego so I like to play dumb in order to not be too intimidating. I also don't like petty conflicts so I rather back down than escalate things and prove that I'm a macho, some people think of me as a doormat because of this, but when the conflict is worth it they clearly don't want to confront me, because I could be very mean and aggressive for the right cause.
With all this, I'm still a virgin and just turned 28 this last November. People could mock me but I don't care because I'm better than them at a lot of other things. I'm even pretty sure that I am better at sex than most non virgin because of my confidence, my empathy, my athletic skills, all those years of meditation, playing with myself, learning and researching, I know how to please someone and be careful. The only think I lack is muscle memory and automatisms, but I'm a fast learner so I don't really worry about that, and this is a thing all people should worry about when they have a new partner, even if they've got lot of sex experience.
If my regular activities and way of life start to bore me, maybe I could think about a relationship or becoming a manwhore but for the moment I don't care and I like the idea of becoming a wizard who don't look like one.
Maybe my testimony could help other late virgins who are lacking confidence and worry about things too much.
Is it strap on night already on the east coast or something?
Is there a set time for that shit? Seems like you're wondering how that shit works.
Edit: Bread how can someone say they're good at sex if they've never had it? Dudes on here are crazy.
Alligatorjandro
Banned
They haven'tI don't think the Pats allowed a TD in the 2nd half since the Colts game (Castonzo TD).
friends, the greatest post in gaf history has just been made
I tried to find a gif to respond to this but I simply cannot, this post is in a tier of its own!!
Grover Cleveland
Member
Panthers average against six playoff opponents: 17.6
Bengals, Steelers, Ravens, Packers, Lions, Seahawks
But that's so skewed because outside of the Bengals, Seahawks, and Lions' games, all of their points came in garbage time.
What good is scoring 17 against the Packers if you don't get your first score until you're already down 28
Bengals, Steelers, Ravens, Packers, Lions, Seahawks
But that's so skewed because outside of the Bengals, Seahawks, and Lions' games, all of their points came in garbage time.
What good is scoring 17 against the Packers if you don't get your first score until you're already down 28
Giants re-hired former QB coach Mike Sullivan to the same position. Eli had some of his best years under him.
Gives more credence to that Spags coming back rumor, Coughlin going with his boys this time.
I don't think the Pats allowed a TD in the 2nd half since the Colts game (Castonzo TD).
A stat that will ultimately mean nothing in the postseason.
Panthers average against six playoff opponents: 17.6
Bengals, Steelers, Ravens, Packers, Lions, Seahawks
But that's so skewed because outside of the Bengals, Seahawks, and Lions' games, all of their points came in garbage time.
What good is scoring 17 against the Packers if you don't get your first score until you're already down 28
It's 19.3 brah
24+19+10+37+17+9 = 116
116/6 = 19.3
Alligatorjandro
Banned
WhyA stat that will ultimately mean nothing in the postseason.
Grover Cleveland
Member
It's 19.3 brah
24+19+10+37+17+9 = 116
116/6 = 19.3
I forgot the Ravens' game in my calculations.
All the same, still skewed
friends, the greatest post in gaf history has just been made
Holy fuck I'm dying.
I died at, "with all this, I'm still a virgin and just turned 28."
This is the stuff that keeps GAF from getting old to me.
friends, the greatest post in gaf history has just been made
Im pretty certain that post was satire.
I recall this one team that did not lose a game since the pre season. They made it to the Super Bowl after not suffering a single loss and then they lost that last game.
We should deport you to Cambodia with Chan.
racist
Is there a set time for that shit? Seems like you're wondering how that shit works.
I don't know, that's why I'm asking you guys!
VeryGooster
Banned
NFL Network showing the Fog Bowl.
I recall this one team that did not lose a game since the pre season. They made it to the Super Bowl after not suffering a single loss and then they lost that last game.
Oh I remember that team too yeah. Bad break.
Alligatorjandro
Banned
That doesn't have anything to do with this yearI recall this one team that did not lose a game since the pre season. They made it to the Super Bowl after not suffering a single loss and then they lost that last game.
I can't decide which I'd hate more: a Patriots or Lions SB victory.
If it wasn't for restore the meow, I think everyone wouldn't mind a Lions SB victory.
How did we do against teams with 4 wins or less?Steelers scored 34.33333333 points against playoff teams. That includes only 6 against the Ratbirds in week 2!
Ninja Scooter
Member
what are you bros doing for new years? Am I the only one that doesn't feel like doing shit? I just want to sleep.
ayy lmaoHow did we do against teams with 4 wins or less?
Starphoenix
Member
I would. Even without Kas's shenanigans.If it wasn't for restore the meow, I think everyone wouldn't mind a Lions SB victory.
Buckethead
Banned
What are you kids doing tonight?
I'm going to some hipster bullshit "decadence" party where the only thing decadent about it will be the overpriced drinks from some asshole serving them in 1920s garb.
I'm going to some hipster bullshit "decadence" party where the only thing decadent about it will be the overpriced drinks from some asshole serving them in 1920s garb.
Grover Cleveland
Member
what are you bros doing for new years? Am I the only one that doesn't feel like doing shit? I just want to sleep.
I'm with you.
Don't feel like going out
What are you kids doing tonight?
I'm going to some hipster bullshit "decadence" party where the only thing decadent about it will be the overpriced drinks from some asshole serving them in 1920s garb.
Friend's bday party at a bar in downtown Seattle.
BlackGhost
Banned
Bread what's wrong with your guy, lol. He's just breathing hard as shit into the mic Lmao
what are you bros doing for new years? Am I the only one that doesn't feel like doing shit? I just want to sleep.
I'm not doing shit. Had plans to go to a friend of a friend's house party kinda thing, but that fell through last minute and I don't have backup plans.
I'll just watch college football all day, have a beer at 12 and call it a night.
Futurevoid
Member
Sullivan coming back as QB coach for the Giants is great news. Eli had arguably his best season under Sullivan and it should be an instant comfort situation for him.
In other news, after 115 hours - Dragon Age Inquisition done!
The temple in the last two story quests and the events afterwards with Morrigan are the crowning jewel of the game. The perfect balance between direct narrative storytelling, lore and world building. I was completely glued to the screen.
Loved the post completion epilogues detailing the events that occur after Inquisition and the post-credits epilogue sets up some exciting stuff for the next game.
In other news, after 115 hours - Dragon Age Inquisition done!
The temple in the last two story quests and the events afterwards with Morrigan are the crowning jewel of the game. The perfect balance between direct narrative storytelling, lore and world building. I was completely glued to the screen.
Loved the post completion epilogues detailing the events that occur after Inquisition and the post-credits epilogue sets up some exciting stuff for the next game.
Dudes high as fuck lmaoBread what's wrong with your guy, lol. He's just breathing hard as shit into the mic Lmao
BlackGhost
Banned
I'm fucking dieingDudes high as fuck lmao
What are you kids doing tonight?
I'm going to some hipster bullshit "decadence" party where the only thing decadent about it will be the overpriced drinks from some asshole serving them in 1920s garb.
Bucket, I think you should move to L.A. Lots of marketing and design jobs, and the single life is amazing there. I'm an old now, but I enjoyed my youth there at Sony and downtown.
Welcome to oldsville.what are you bros doing for new years? Am I the only one that doesn't feel like doing shit? I just want to sleep.
Please relax and enjoy your stay.
Once you enter you can never leave us. Brief passes are given if you get a trophy wife or a face lift but even with those you must still come back.
what are you bros doing for new years? Am I the only one that doesn't feel like doing shit? I just want to sleep.
I work every single New Years.
Futurevoid
Member
So now that I'm done with Dragon Age, I can't even fathom touching another big open world type game. Despite having Far Cry 4 sitting next to me I need something less time consuming/laid back. Trying to decide between the following to play next:
1. Dreamfall Chapters
2. Donkey Kong Tropical Freeze
3. Captain Toad Treasure Tracker
4. Bayonetta 2
What do you think, gents?
1. Dreamfall Chapters
2. Donkey Kong Tropical Freeze
3. Captain Toad Treasure Tracker
4. Bayonetta 2
What do you think, gents?
Bayonetta 2.So now that I'm done with Dragon Age, I can't even fathom touching another big open world type game. Despite having Far Cry 4 sitting next to me I need something less time consuming/laid back. Trying to decide between the following to play next:
1. Dreamfall Chapters
2. Donkey Kong Tropical Freeze
3. Captain Toad Treasure Tracker
4. Bayonetta 2
What do you think, gents?
WesternHeretic
Member
Hmm I think I'd argue that Denver has a better defense than Arizona, but yeah I agree with 21 points or so is the mark to note.
If you want to firmly beat Seattle, you need a very strong ground game, a strong run D, and SPECIAL TEAMS. Seriously not sure why folks aren't focusing on ST that much, but if you can pull some moves with ST there is a very good chance you'll win because Seattle's ST is shit. Look at the Rams game for example
No
Special teams is the only thing I'm worried about. Generally our offense isn't going to turn the ball over unless it's vs the Rams.
Our defense isn't going to give up 2 touchdowns unless the other team starts in the red zone or some stupid shit like that. Most likely at most we give up 2 FG + TD and that's at most.
The special teams is the fuckery that can fuck us. Pete knows this too the last few weeks we haven't even rush the punter because he so scared of running into the kicker or fake punts, and Walters is basically the fair catch guy.
Bucket, I think you should move to L.A. Lots of marketing and design jobs, and the single life is amazing there. I'm an old now, but I enjoyed my youth there at Sony and downtown.
As soon as I'm not a poor I will consider LA.
DeaconKnowledge
Member
Watch a movie, eat pizza, go to bed.
I'm so excited
I'm so excited
So now that I'm done with Dragon Age, I can't even fathom touching another big open world type game. Despite having Far Cry 4 sitting next to me I need something less time consuming/laid back. Trying to decide between the following to play next:
1. Dreamfall Chapters
2. Donkey Kong Tropical Freeze
3. Captain Toad Treasure Tracker
4. Bayonetta 2
What do you think, gents?
Captain Toad.