Bolt Vanderhuge
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A retelling of Superbowl XLVII in pictures
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I hope that keeps their football fans warm at night with their zero national titles since World War II.
Grover Cleveland
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I hope that keeps their football fans warm at night with their zero national titles since World War II.
Bu..bu..bu...but! I've been a Broncos fan all my life!
In all seriousness, I'm just doing my duty as a good Tebow-fearing citizen of the United States of America and rooting for the Patriots' demise.
I've followed the Patriots longer than your team has been around. The fact you're sporting an avatar of another team shows how lame Panthers fans are!
Himynameischris
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What was his job anyways? Obviously Stafford didn't need him.
Stafford: guys, I got this
yankeehater
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They're just getting rid of that dead weight. Won't be hiring a new QB coach, and instead will give that money to Stafford - so he can continue with his 14 turnovers in 7 games pace.
yankeehater
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June 2014 he'll have been on this current form of the forum for 10 years. Now think of that 10 years.. now 56k doesnt seem that high does it. ib4 lol you've been on a internet forum for 10 years.
I was just making fun of his posts because he was ribbing me for not posting. I'm on the internet more than the average person.
Nameless
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But who's gonna make those mid-practice Chipotle runs?
Holy shit at that article by that dumb Niners bitch. That might be dumber than anything Gata has ever said.Remember this?
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Or this?
And Dragon stop fucking making excuses for your shitty team. We all know they are evil fuckheads hellbent on destroying football and American values. Your qb is a sexual and demonic abomination. The literal opposite of Tim Tebow. Instead of rock hard pecs he has a flabby gut and painted on muscles. Instead of going to church and curing cancer he sells Uggs and cries about being drafted too low because he was a no talent nobody in college. Your coach is in the running for biggest D-bag of all time with the worst attitude anyone has ever seen and is a known fucker of pregnant married women. He throws away players who did everything for his team and lying is second nature to him (see injury reports). Your owner drafted a thug from Florida to kill his wife then has started banging every skinny slut outside of Boston 2 weeks after his wife was in the ground. And for some reason you won't hire a black head coach and all your wide receivers are white.
You remind me of that guy that defended Sandusky. We all know your team is guilty. Just admit that you like rooting for the bad guy. No one pays attention to your weak excuses and no one is going to tell you to get fucked more than 5 times a day (4 of them will be from me). I don't know what perverted your mind to think this way and nor do I care. I am just sick of the lies.
yankeehater
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Thats the backup QBs job.
yankeehater
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Bravo bionic, well done sir!
Alligatorjandro
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bionic is a just a typical lawyer bag of wind. A ball-less, hairless, weak bellied bag of wind.
XiaNaphryz
LATIN, MATRIPEDICABUS, DO YOU SPEAK IT
More than one Broncos!
Would be funnier if it said Peyton Broncos and still had the Colts logo.
Nameless
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The great Shaun Hill is better than this.
Nothing gets between Stafford and Chipotle.
XiaNaphryz
LATIN, MATRIPEDICABUS, DO YOU SPEAK IT
Except Taco Bell.
I dunno, he's got that giant contract, he can afford higher-quality gluttony now.
Himynameischris
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More than one Broncos!
Would be funnier if it said Peyton Broncos and still had the Colts logo.
He cheated and that's the punishment?!
Oh and Bionic....bravo sir
yankeehater
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OMG this is the best post in a loooooooooong time.
Alligatorjandro
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You have no balls, no hair and cant even eat anything without dying.
Grover Cleveland
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bionic and Greg putting in work
How does one manage to impregnate a woman and have twins without balls? What the fuck are they teaching you worthless bastards down in Florida?
I can't wait for the day that Gata tries to convince us that Jesus was riding around on dinosaurs because that is what he learned in his last year of school (guessing 6th grade).
I don't get it. It's like she's humiliating herself in public.
Alligatorjandro
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You probably hired some dude off Craigslist to do the deed. Was his name Tom Brady?
That explains why you hate him so much.
Dutch Gronk
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Remember guys, there is no cure for being a cunt.
Again you show your complete ignorance of basic biology and human anatomy.
You can't impregnate a woman without balls let alone a penis.
Buckethead
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Quote me and archive the next statement.
The 9ers and Cheatriots will face off in the Super Bowl.
If Hustle Wilson advances everyone of my friends will hate me because I TOLD THEM HE WAS THE BEST QB IN HIS DRAFT CLASS. I hate Mike Holmgren for picking Weeden over Hustle FOREVER. That was some inside Kevin McHale sabotage gift wrap BS.
If the Browns select Johnny Football over Teddy Bridgewater I fucking quit. If the Browns select Johnny and don't draft another QB later I fucking quit.
The 9ers and Cheatriots will face off in the Super Bowl.
If Hustle Wilson advances everyone of my friends will hate me because I TOLD THEM HE WAS THE BEST QB IN HIS DRAFT CLASS. I hate Mike Holmgren for picking Weeden over Hustle FOREVER. That was some inside Kevin McHale sabotage gift wrap BS.
If the Browns select Johnny Football over Teddy Bridgewater I fucking quit. If the Browns select Johnny and don't draft another QB later I fucking quit.
He's a ginger. That's all you need to know.
Disgusting.
Self-loathing needs to stop.
Bridgewater will probably be gone by the time the Browns pick though.
Alligatorjandro
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Explain how Tom has 3 kids of his own then?
Himynameischris
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Yeah might as well put "This guys treats me like shit and I'm ok with it"
http://gottlieb.radio.cbssports.com/audio/1730-doug-gottlieb-interviews/
Weeden did an interview on the Browns season and the firing of Chud
Weeden did an interview on the Browns season and the firing of Chud
Buckethead
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I'm embracing the lazy, tired jokes around here.
Embrace the shit. Become one with the shit.
or a cheating cunt.
a murdering cunt
lets not forget cunts who like to pretend
and whiney cunts
Grover Cleveland
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Tammy probably has Belichick to thank for that too.
Actually im pretty sure thats why teams have 8 practice squad players!
The Artful Dodger
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Reggie McKenzie lays out priority resigns
NO MCFADDEN!? He's the lynchpin that holds our
together.
NO MCFADDEN!? He's the lynchpin that holds our
bench
Alligatorjandro
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or a cheating cunt.
a murdering cunt
lets not forget cunts who like to pretend
and whiney cunts
quit being a cunt
Actually a punch in the face cures that instantly.
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