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NFL Off-Season |OT2| My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy Draft
- Thread starter Buckethead
- Start date
You'd be better off trading down and picking a TE later, since he'll most likely still be in the draft later in the first/second round
Agreed.
Free Manning tattoos for new Bronco fans...
The consensus seems to be that there is no 1st round TE talent in this draft, from what I have read. I'm assuming Fleener is the crush? He should go late first/early second. Unless I'm missing someone.
WHAT DID JOSH EVER DO TO YOU!?
Big meanie.
Grover Cleveland
Member
I'll fly* over to the British Isles to secure your signature if I have to.
*Assuming it's an all-expenses paid trip provided by you, of course.
:jnc
Actually not a bad choice. You'd be considered a lifelong, but there are worse teams to support. (Patriots, Steelers, any team from the NFC South except the Panthers)
Only team you need to consider my friend: Dallas Cowboys
Hot girl aside, I'll put this in terms you can understand Arnie:
Tony Romo (Dallas QB) : Cowboys :: Andy Carroll : Liv'Pool
yeah way too early, does his name rhyme with weenier by any chance?
NFL-GAF has created a monster full of Freeman jokes there is no going back just like my lady Brady.
BTW where is the redhead in skins clothing?
BannedEpisode
Member
Hey Arnie, root for the Vikings.
Up front: they are in the cellar right in a division with 3 other good teams and have never won a championship.
BUT...
They are historically a very good team (6th or 5th all time win %) and have never stayed down very long. As long as you are prepared to have your hopes dashed every once in a while it will be totally worth it when they finally win the big one.
Also they have Jared Allen the owner of the all time sack record (You might be thinking, "But hey, I though that guy with the fucked up teeth has the record?". You would be wrong since he got a free one).
Up front: they are in the cellar right in a division with 3 other good teams and have never won a championship.
BUT...
They are historically a very good team (6th or 5th all time win %) and have never stayed down very long. As long as you are prepared to have your hopes dashed every once in a while it will be totally worth it when they finally win the big one.
Also they have Jared Allen the owner of the all time sack record (You might be thinking, "But hey, I though that guy with the fucked up teeth has the record?". You would be wrong since he got a free one).
Good point, hopefully my phins would be able to trade down and still land him.
Yup, the TE from Stanford, I believe he's gonna be an awesome TE and one of the best play makers in the draft. And my phins need play makers badly and an awesome TE is the perfect solution to this problem.
I've seen you have already given the cowboys consideration. A little peek into the glory days
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ZTnts952X8
They won't be laughing when he's hoisting the Lombardi trophy!
Alligatorjandro
Banned
Why would they choose him as the guest presenter?
Quiet you fucking cheater loving alligator.
Bookmarked, cheers.
Got to sleep now though. 3am in the UK. Fatigue's slipping in, any minute I'll be signing on the dotted line for the Browns.
sorry, that's a joke fueled by around 13 hours worth of NFL knowledge, so don't take too much offence Browns fans, if there are any
Grover Cleveland
Member
He's right. The Freeman fat jokes are old news.
Besides, we made the taco so self-conscious about his weight that he's now an anorexic fuck. Good luck with that string bean staying in the pocket for 16 games. One pass rush and we'll break that twig in half.
Legally, we're not dirty mother fuckers like other teams in our division. Charlotte culture encourages hookers, overpriced stadium food, redneckism, and stealing laptops, but never will it stoop so low as Cajun culture.
Dutch Gronk
Banned
Your fellow British football fan, Wes, is a Browns fan. You're really mean.
Alligatorjandro
Banned
racist
Futurevoid
Member
Raiders ended up with Tollefson....
http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2012/04/06/raiders-reel-in-dave-tollefson/
I would say good luck to him but Oakland seems to be where Giants players careers go to die. (Boss, Hagan, Gibril Wilson)
It's apparently a two year, 2.5 million deal.
http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2012/04/06/raiders-reel-in-dave-tollefson/
I would say good luck to him but Oakland seems to be where Giants players careers go to die. (Boss, Hagan, Gibril Wilson)
It's apparently a two year, 2.5 million deal.
Oh you.
The Frankman
Banned
Good deal. I wish him success, guy has a great motor and deserves a chance to start.
Dutch Gronk
Banned
Alligatorjandro
Banned
You dont choose the Patriots,they choose you.
What the hell Warren....
Awwwwww yeahhhhhh!~!
Peyton vs the Bulls on Parade Defense on SNF Week 1! FU Peyton we aint skeered no more!
Dutch Gronk
Banned
Took me a fucking while, but finally found the list.
Now Arnie knows who he's going to be dealing with next season.
Jakncoke said:
Now Arnie knows who he's going to be dealing with next season.
Dutch Gronk
Banned
If you trade down, you could possibly get an additional first rounder next year.
That would be awesome but I doubt anyone wants Tannehill that badly :jnc
Spectral Glider
Member
Yeah, he should ask for a full refund.
Alligatorjandro
Banned
sure am:jnc
I'm a miserable dolphins fan
*points and laughs*
Grover Cleveland
Member
I'm pretty sure squicken is in all NFL-GAFs.
He's as common as bounty hunting or taping other teams' practices.
Several errors in that list.
I know I was just giving you a hard time.
Grover Cleveland
Member
Yep, they have you listed as a Bucs fan instead of a Falcons fan. Fix it guys!
You set yourself up for that one
Dutch Gronk
Banned
sure am
I'm a miserable dolphins fan
I actually knew that and put you under the Dolphins fans, I just thought I'd do you a favor and squiken you to the second-best team in the AFC East.
And remember, it could always be worse, you could have been born a Jest fan.
You're an error on my list.
No you're not, you're quite friendly for a grumpy old man!
While I despise the Bucs and their cheap ass owners who keep buying teams they can't afford, I have to say I am with the Bucs on this one singular issue.
As a fan of a team whose quarterback is big boned I am horrified at the disgusting attitudes GAF has towards large boned individuals. I hope the mods start to take notice and start to give out warnings for these horrifying displays of fattism. These kinds of backwards attitudes are only appropriate when discussing women.
Remember the long held religious principle of bro's before ho's and no fat chicks. Remember and hold to the code gentlemen.
As a fan of a team whose quarterback is big boned I am horrified at the disgusting attitudes GAF has towards large boned individuals. I hope the mods start to take notice and start to give out warnings for these horrifying displays of fattism. These kinds of backwards attitudes are only appropriate when discussing women.
Remember the long held religious principle of bro's before ho's and no fat chicks. Remember and hold to the code gentlemen.
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