Alligatorjandro
Banned
And only 34 people will be in the stadium to see it.
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And only 34 people will be in the stadium to see it.
I hear gator is good eatin'.
Why not? Won't hurt to see him.
Alligatorjandro
Banned
It is.
Did anyone hear about Timothy Tebow playing for the Jets? He is a nice young man. I think we should be treat him with kindness. The same with Freeman. He didn't do anything wrong. He just has an appetite for victory and he doesn't take to kindly to the jokes being made in this thread.
Freeman looked up and low and behold a magnificent sight, a mountain of chocolate erupted from the ground. His eyes filled with wonder and lust for his true burning passion in life was not football but food. He reacted without thought and lunged himself towards the sweet land form when suddenly a thief stole his beloved dream. While Freeman was unable to catch or identify his dream destroyer he did catch one note the criminal left behind :
"HAHA FATMAN
CAM NEWTON".
Not a Jellyfish
but I am a sheep
Just seems like an odd development, I understand they are looking at all their options but to say Colt is the guy the day before and then this seems odd.
Like naming Sanchez starter and then getting Tebow, lots of backhanded compliments happening this off-season.
Weirdo.
Grover Cleveland
Member
Child please.
If the Tacos even finish second in the division (behind the Panthers of course) this season, I'll wear a Fatman avatar till the start of next season.
Can't wait.
Buckethead
Banned
Haha what do you mean?
Anyway it'd be very cool. Nice to know that Ted is addressing the D's weaknesses.
Makes me smile.
What makes you think the Panthers will improve that much?
Grover Cleveland
Member
We held fourth-quarter leads in at least eleven games this year and saw the defense choke them away.
They're is no way on Earth the defense is as bad as it was last year, and I see the offense continuing to play at the same level or better.
yes, it is.
vas_a_morir
Banned
I used to eat it in neighboring Kissimmee. It's like the dryest chicken you ever ate. Good flavor, though.
It does taste a bit like tough, dry chicken. thats actually a good description. saying everything tastes like chicken is wrong, but in the case of alligator (and frog legs) its actually right.
CommonSense
Banned
How'd you get a picture of my mother in law? She's looking nice too..must have been taken the last time I did something wrong in thr moment before she says "see, see I told you that boy is up to no good"
so yesterday....
And yeah, you ain't end arounding her to get some cookies...think Porkchop Womack on hgh....
Wellington
BAAAALLLINNN'
I thought my first line would be offensive to most. I am happy to live another day.
Alligatorjandro
Banned
Not a Jellyfish
but I am a sheep
Trick question, there aren't enough gators on this planet.
It will be interesting to see who places last in that division.
Buc's have a ton of new talent
Saints are still the Saints so long as Brees is still there
Atlanta still has their core group of players
Panthers still have Cam and will look to improve their defense in the draft
Too bad a team from the NFC south will probably be eliminated by a team from the NFC West again.
CommonSense
Banned
Buc's should have traded for Laron Landry's personal trainer.
Grover Cleveland
Member
Fixed
Arthur Blank thinks the Saints' penalties are appropriate
Of course, that mobster looking bastard would support the league sanctioning a division rival.
They finally find that secret stash of yours in Yankee Stadium, CK?
Futurevoid
Member
Fairly meaningless vote (and none to surprising), but I have images of Jerrah and Synder with long grimaces on their face as the other owners basically gave them the finger. (minus the Bucs who were apparently seen at the nearest Taco Bell during the vote)
http://espn.go.com/blog/nfceast/post/_/id/37501/owners-support-owners-on-cap-sanctions
EDIT: Here's a shocker:
Confirmed by ESPN:
http://espn.go.com/blog/nfceast/post/_/id/37501/owners-support-owners-on-cap-sanctions
EDIT: Here's a shocker:
Thought Packers/Giants was all but set. Apparently not.
Confirmed by ESPN:
I am offended by your post good sir!
I have alerted a mod and you should expect repercussions forthwith!
ActStriker
Member
So we're going to see Dan Bailey miss a game-winning field goal on the first game of the season?
Goro Majima
Kitty Genovese Member
Packers opened up last season so it kind of makes sense.
I think Cowboys-Giants hold the top ratings records for regular season games no?
storybook77
Member
Careful tm, personal insults like that will get you banned!
Futurevoid
Member
We'll see if the Giants can keep the streak going. The defending champs are 8-0 hosting the kick off game of the season since it started in 2004.
If not highest than close, yes.wienke said:
I know. Another game of watching Eli spank that defense as if it was an underage hooker in Lawrence Taylor's hotel room.Zeke said:
We need clarification on this avatar challenge. If the Bucs finish first or second in the division, then you get a special avy? Or if the Bucs make the playoffs? Or if the Panthers do...something? Write it up and put it in stone.
Goro Majima
Kitty Genovese Member
darkside31337
Tomodachi wa Mahou
What about the seasons when there was no SB winner?
The *'d team always wins*.
I assumed it was a bounty contribution.
So, I can't call Cajunator a Falcons fan anymore?
:jnc
Grover Cleveland
Member
If the Bucs finish second or better in the division, I will wear a Fatman avatar from the end of the 2012-2013 regular season to the beginning of the 2013-2014 regular season.
tmdorsey said:
Reported.
I better get on that avatar then, gonna make something REAL special.
Goro Majima
Kitty Genovese Member
It's going to be Cam pushing a cart full of stolen laptops right?
Game ends in a tie, both fan bases lose hope for the rest of the season, and the Redskins win the NFC east..
Squall ASF
Member
Got a question for both Packer and Steeler GAF:
1. Packer-GAF: apparently Demetryious Bell is visiting you guys, you think there's a chance you'll be overly interested? He's the Cards last hope of being spared Levi Brown on the left side
2. Steeler-GAF: I meant to ask on what you think of William Gay? I heard he didn't perform overly well but I can't imagine Horton wanting him if he doesn't have potential considering he was your DB coach and would know what he's capable of. Right now, Horton has my benefit of the doubt.
Bucket: What the hell is Al Pacino saying in that gif you posted? I can't lip read him for the life of me.
1. Packer-GAF: apparently Demetryious Bell is visiting you guys, you think there's a chance you'll be overly interested? He's the Cards last hope of being spared Levi Brown on the left side
2. Steeler-GAF: I meant to ask on what you think of William Gay? I heard he didn't perform overly well but I can't imagine Horton wanting him if he doesn't have potential considering he was your DB coach and would know what he's capable of. Right now, Horton has my benefit of the doubt.
Bucket: What the hell is Al Pacino saying in that gif you posted? I can't lip read him for the life of me.
Sucks. In a pc, sucks eggs sort of way, not in the banned from gaf, sucks dick sort of way.