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NFL Off-Season |OT2| My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy Draft
- Thread starter Buckethead
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FrenchMovieTheme
Member
Son of a bitch! 49erswebzone posted an article from the Pittsburgh gazette saying the 49ers were close to a deal with mike Wallace so I started texting all my niner buddies then I remembered what today is. This is the first time I've gotten got in like 10 years. Motherfuckers!!
haw! suck it fmt, go steelers!
Dutch Gronk
Banned
oh?
You interrupted my happy Sunday Afternoon Browsing with that pic of Coples, because at first I thought it was some kind of implant under his skin and was disgusted.
goldlion054
Member
Cmon Ez, you know someone has to do the shopping
Goro Majima
Kitty Genovese Member
Where does he go when his wife brings her boyfriends over?
cuevas. PhD.
Member
Haha you think she let's him stay in the house.
Buckethead
Banned
Bionic's wife was a member of the shortly lived Cuckold-GAF, no doubt.
da fuck at quiton couples arm
why?
da fuck at quiton couples arm
Even he knows it looks like shit.
Buckethead
Banned
I wonder if it'll hurt his draft status.
Brand, isn't it?
Correct. Still gross.
Ninja Scooter
Member
You think that's bad? Look at this:
"Oh. That's not so ba..."
Really? We needed TWO logos next to each other?
One logo for each felony on the wearer's record.
Slave to the kids not the wife. We had lives before the twins were born!
You wouldn't understand though. Your idea of parenting involves a weekly FaceTime call and putting some of your moonshine in her bottle.
The hard work will pay off though when my kids are at Harvard and yours grows up to be a Bungles fan. I honestly thought of calling protective services when I saw that picture.
Why is it that all of my favorite athletes either get AIDS or accused or rape and yours either rape 7 footers in the shower or are lazy fat pieces of shit?
Gentle Ben approved.
Using that logic maybe I should become a Brady fan for a season to give him AIDS?
rofl
TheLegendary
Member
Lay em down and smack em yack em.
LOL
holy shit
Hot fire. Hail to the king.
I mean like it is some sort of symbol or something.
Also Bionic laying down another classic.
It's like you've been saving that up.
Actually wrote that on my iPhone while drinking some coffee in the car as the kids slept.
The best stuff always comes from a keyboard. Maybe one day Siri will be up to the task of one of those epic fact filled posts, but that day is not today.
omg
Equus Bellator Apex
Junior Member
Falcons fans, tell me everythings you guys know about Weems.
TheLegendary
Member
His kick return touchdown in the playoff game against the Pack two years ago was the best thing about the entire game for the Falcons
He's a good gunner on ST. He's had three meaningful returns with us. He is a good KR. He is a shitty, shitty PR - personally responsible for pinning us on the 1 yard line twice this season. Gunshy as hell in the last two seasons. Will call for a fair catch without attempting to get at the ball more often than not.
But he's not going to return punts for you - barring injury - so there's that.
He should not be on the field with the offense unless you're going four wide. Not fast or big enough to make much of a difference on O.
At Harvard rooting for their local team, the Patriots.
Harry Potter
Banned
Given the poster, I'd say magic.
TheLegendary
Member
Shit just got real.
ActStriker
Member
What the hell is going on?
It's what the smart kids do.
Edit: I guess that's the "Alex Smith Biiiiitch" FMT was talking about.
Alligatorjandro
Banned
Alex looks ruff.
BannedEpisode
Member
Eznark= Guy with basketball
Bionic= Gumbi
