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[jakncoke]

Such great sources of marriage advice in here.

ez, who probably beats his wife into submission every night.

FMT, who will probably tell Bucket to ask her for a shit bath.

And snes, who probably thinks Taco Bell is the most romantic place ever.

Bionic will teach him how to let the wife wear the pants in the relationship

Baltimore will tell coping measures for eventual divorce

 

[snesfreak]

Such great sources of marriage advice in here.
ez, who probably beats his wife into submission every night.

:jnc

FMT, who will probably tell Bucket to ask her for a shit bath.

:jnc

And snes, who probably thinks Taco Bell is the most romantic place ever.

Reported.

 

[Fox318]

Such great sources of marriage advice in here.

ez, who probably beats his wife into submission every night.

FMT, who will probably tell Bucket to ask her for a shit bath.

And snes, who probably thinks Taco Bell is the most romantic place ever.

I'm sure you know the perfect laptop for her .

 

[snesfreak]

I'm sure you know the perfect laptop for her .

 

[bionic77]

I'm sure you know the perfect laptop for her .

Explain joke.

 

[jakncoke]

Explain joke.

cam newton stole some laptops in college

 

[cuevas. PhD.]

Can I get a summery of the Buckethead love drama?

Is there a problem with the girl? Does his family think she is like a vampire or Republican?

Girl let him touch her, he wants to marry her.

 

[TheLegendary]

cam newton stole some laptops in college

Bionic needs more than that and put in terms he can understand.

A laptop is a portable computing device whose name derives from the fact that it can be placed on your lap. Its mostly used for porn and researching (stalking) future victims

 

[snesfreak]

Bionic needs more than that and put in terms he can understand.

A laptop is a portable computing device whose name derives from the fact that it can be placed on your lap. Its mostly used for porn and researching future victims

:jnc

 

[pelicansurf]

I didn't know real people put pussy on a pedestal. They're just regular human beings... with vaginas.

 

[Dutch Gronk]

I didn't know real people put pussy on a pedestal. They're just regular human beings... with vaginas.

WHAT IS THIS MADNESS?!

 

[Buckethead]

I'm not a real person.

I'm a government super-computer.

This is all a simulation.

 

[DMczaf]

Bionic needs more than that and put in terms he can understand.

A laptop is a portable computing device whose name derives from the fact that it can be placed on your lap. Its mostly used for porn and researching (stalking) future victims

Today has been awesome.

 

[Slo]

... with vaginas.

 

[jakncoke]

I didn't know real people put pussy on a pedestal. They're just regular human beings... with vaginas.

im telling on you. /pms devo

 

[Dutch Gronk]

What am I looking at :jnc :jnc :jnc

 

[Buckethead]

It was before your time, Dutch.

Slo keep the references to the 00s please.

 

[Slo]

It was before your time, Dutch.

Slo keep the references to the 00s please.

... with vaginas.

 

[Hitokage]

I can't tell if Furry-GAF is a troll with a long tail, or if it's for real.

Small, but mostly real.

 

[Grover Cleveland]

Bionic will teach him how to let the wife wear the pants in the relationship

Baltimore will tell coping measures for eventual divorce

:larry

I'm sure you know the perfect laptop for her .

Are you talking about the laptops that Cameron swiped from greedy overpriced vendors and gave to those desperate in need? Why are you condemning the man for being a modern-day

Spoiler

or in other words, black

Robin Hood?

It was before your time, Dutch.

Slo keep the references to the 00s please.

Oh, I thought he didn't get it because he was German.

 

[bionic77]

Bionic needs more than that and put in terms he can understand.

A laptop is a portable computing device whose name derives from the fact that it can be placed on your lap. Its mostly used for porn and researching (stalking) future victims

I need tech advice from a Sconi like I need lessons in humility from a Browns fan.

 

[AngmarsKing701]

I need tech advice from a Sconi like I need lessons in humility from a Browns fan.

:jnc

Bionic in rare form today, and that's saying something.

 

[AnnHog]

:jnc

Bionic in rare form today, and that's saying something.

His wife must have let him off his leash.

 

[Dutch Gronk]

Oh, I thought he didn't get it because he was German.

 

[bionic77]

His wife must have let him off his leash.

I am not whipped but even if I was that is still a million times better than the hippos, trolls and flesh lights that most of GAF goes to sleep with.

 

[goldlion054]

I am not whipped but even if I was that is still a million times better than the hippos, trolls and flesh lights that most of GAF goes to sleep with.

lol

These past few pages have been awesome. This is the Bionic that I knew when I first entered nfl-gaf

 

[Slo]

His wife must have let him off his leash.

I have the perfect gif for this somewhere.

 

[Fox318]

Girl let him touch her, he wants to marry her.

That's it?

 

[goldlion054]

That's it?

She very well could have touched him too. He was vague with those details, though

 

[pelicansurf]

:jnc

 

[AngmarsKing701]

She very well could have touched him too. He was vague with those details, though

Bucket went from being "into" two girls to being utterly in love with (I'm assuming) one of the two, so much so that he's willing to turn in his Packers card and say goodbye to us all forever if she'll only say yes to him.

 

[Grover Cleveland]

Bucket went from being "into" two girls to being utterly in love with (I'm assuming) one of the two, so much so that he's willing to turn in his Packers card and say goodbye to us all forever if she'll only say yes to him.

The girl ends up being a Bears fan. Who also posts in NFL-GAF.

shyamalantwist.jpg

 

[Fox318]

Bucket went from being "into" two girls to being utterly in love with (I'm assuming) one of the two, so much so that he's willing to turn in his Packers card and say goodbye to us all forever if she'll only say yes to him.

That was her demands? Quit football and gaf?

 

[jakncoke]

The girl ends up being a Bears fan. Who also posts in NFL-GAF.

shyamalantwist.jpg

It's

Spoiler

EBA, the glee gif makes the plot make sense

 

[eznark]

The girl ends up being a Bears fan. Who also posts in NFL-GAF.

shyamalantwist.jpg

MrBob and Bucket are a match made in heaven.

 

[Talon]

MrBob and Bucket are a match made in Kenosha.

Fixed.

 

[Buckethead]

I'm Eznarking shit about my personal life.

You stalkers know too much already.

 

[goldlion054]

Mad Men time!

 

[TheLegendary]

Game of Thrones was great. Wow. Loving it


Now time for Mad Men ! Best two shows

 

[Godslay]

Bucket went from being "into" two girls to being utterly in love with (I'm assuming) one of the two, so much so that he's willing to turn in his Packers card and say goodbye to us all forever if she'll only say yes to him.

Good for you Buckethead...

 

[chuckddd]

Game of Thrones was great. Wow. Loving it


Now time for Mad Men ! Best two shows

wth, my dvr didn't record it. I sure hope HBO replays it...

 

[cuevas. PhD.]

wth, my dvr didn't record it. I sure hope HBO replays it...

They're playing it 3 times in a row.

 

[TheLegendary]

Betty Draper took the Big Ben diet

 

[Jason's Ultimatum]

Another Dolphins player arrested for battery.

:jnc

 

[Grover Cleveland]

Another Dolphins player arrested for battery.

:jnc

Wat you mean, Peyton was a free agent?

*punches the guy*

Wat you mean, we traded Brandon Marshall to try and get Peyton?

*punches the guy*

Wat you mean, Peyton still rejected us?

*punches the guy*

Wat you mean, we didn't get Flynn instead?

*punches the guy*

Wat you mean, we didn't pay Flynn because we thought Moore was a better QB?

*punches the guy*

Wat you mean, we brought in David Garrard to compete for the starting job?

*Sends a final punch, leaving other dude unconscious*

 

[jakncoke]

 

[chuckddd]

They're playing it 3 times in a row.

thatsthejoke.jpg

 

[Fox318]

 

[goldlion054]

Betty Draper took the Big Ben diet

I love the way they wrote January Jones pregnancy into the show. Its perfect

 

[AngmarsKing701]

GoT is fucking awesome.