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[Eleuin]

Spit out my fucking water lmao

 

[JABEE]

Those thighs help power quite possibly the NFLs strongest arm.

This is getting out of hand Kas.

 

[Konka]

Perfect!

 

[eznark]

nailed it

 

[Buckethead]

Cheese is a good source of protein.

But meat is a better source.

 

[Futurevoid]

Dawn of the Planet of the Apes was great, bros. Check it out!

 

[Alligatorjandro]

What thread even is this

 

[jakncoke]

And the war continues :

Useless stat time!

Lynn Dickey in 1971 for the oilers was 19 for 57 315 yards 0td 9 int 15.8 qb rating

 

[Narag]

Anyone remember having to dodge 200 lightning strikes in FFX?

:jnc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2HbIHVoTY2M

 

[Konka]

But meat is a better source.

It's debatable that cheese is a much healthier way to get protein.

 

[JABEE]

What thread even is this

I think you're looking for the pony thread. Good luck, kid.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

I think you're looking for the pony thread. Good luck, kid.

Your the kid you piglicker

 

[ShaneB]

nailed it

Glad I nailed your amazing view! What a front lawn you have.

 

[JABEE]

Your the kid you piglicker

You're not taking this well. This is the NFL thread. You can stay if you want. I heard things about Pony-fans, but that's sick.

 

[jakncoke]

Dawn of the Planet of the Apes was great, bros. Check it out!

wow my local theater only showing the new transformer and tammy this weekend. drive 20 miles just to see the new planet of the apes! hog wash.

 

[MechDX]

Texans opener will be Liberty White Out day. All white uniforms.

Nov. 2 will be Battle Red day vs the Eagles. Welcome back Barwin you fuckin hipster!

 

[bionic77]

And the war continues :

Useless stat time!

Lynn Dickey in 1971 for the oilers was 19 for 57 315 yards 0td 9 int 15.8 qb rating

315 yards in an era where no teams passed the ball! Only 22 years old and one of the best young qbs in the league!

If the Oilers can get 3 superstar receivers around him an a HOF running back and offensive line they could contend for a Super Bowl!

#elite qb
# SuperBowl contender
# secede from the union

 

[Futurevoid]

wow my local theater only showing the new transformer and tammy this weekend. drive 20 miles just to see the new planet of the apes! hog wash.

It takes a massive shit all over that garbage Transformers movie but then I guess that's not saying much.

 

[Greg]

FFX was a great game.

so many years ago, but I think I remember loving it

my oldest brother was home from college when it came out, and of course we had to unlock EVERYTHING

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2HbIHVoTY2M

:jnc

I remember doing it in complete darkness, facing away from the TV and going by the flash on the wall

 

[JABEE]

It takes a massive shit all over that garbage Transformers movie but then I guess that's not saying much.

I'm seeing Planet of the Apes tomorrow morning. I loved the one from two years ago with Serkis. Can't wait to see the new one.

 

[Kave_Man]

I'm starting to get the hang of the bike in Mario Kart now.

Still have a long way to go though.

 

[jakncoke]

It takes a massive shit all over that garbage Transformers movie but then I guess that's not saying much.

Yep and to make things worse its the 3rd weekend for Transformers. My dad plays poker with the owner. Going to get to the bottom of this!

 

[bionic77]

Eznark now that you have abandoned the path of the man check out Totoro and some other ghibli movies with your kids. It will be a nice way to reintroduce yourself to the family.

 

[Spinluck]

Can someone quote BGs reaction?

LEBRON IS COMING BACK?! *COMIC SANS FONT*

FUCK ANY AND EVERY MEMBER OF LEBRON NATION THAT WAS SHITTING ON THE CLEVELAND CAVS. MOTHERFUCKERS WAS TALKING ABOUT CLEVELAND SUCKS AND FUCK CLEVELAND. FUCK ALL OF Y'ALL. MOTHERFUCKERS TAKING SHOTS WHEN WITH THEY SANCTIMONIOUS ASSES, FUCK Y'ALL. EVERY POST WORSHIPPING LEBRON IS A WIN FOR US.

LEBRON NATION'S FLAG IS NOW WINE AND GOLD.

*TOSSES OUT CAVS JERSEYS IN ALL SIZES TO Y'ALL*

HERE IS A TOWEL TO WIPE ALL OF THE CLEVELAND CUM OFF YOUR LIPS. WE ARE NOT AN UNFORGIVING NATION SO YOU ARE MORE THAN WELCOME TO KEEP WORSHIPPING US. YOU HAVE TO BURN YOUR TEAM'S JERSEYS IN FRONT OF A LEBRON ALTAR AND WORSHIP THE #KANG.

THE GOOD NEWS IS THAT THE OWNERSHIP AND THE REST OF THE HARD-WORKING, LOYAL, AND DRIVEN STAFF OVER HERE AT YOUR HOMETOWN CAVALIERS HAVE NOT BETRAYED YOU NOR WILL NEVER BETRAY YOU.

IT WAS INSANE TO THINK LEBRON WOULD CHOOSE A ROSTER WITH LESS THAN SIX SIGNED PLAYERS UNDER CONTRACT OVER THE SOLID YOUNG CORE IN LEBRONIA. OLD FUCKING DONE ASS DWADE TAKING A THIRD OF THE SEASON OFF WAS BAD FOR LEBRON ANYWAY. HE HAS A CHANCE TO REST NOW WITH ALL OF THE YOUNG FRESH TALENT AROUND HERE.

BYE BYE BIG THREE HELLO EVENTUAL, POSSIBLE, HOPEFUL FANTASTIC FOUR.

LEBRON NEEDS A NEW NICKNAME AFTER THIS.

LET'S TAKE A MOMENT TO POUR SOME LIQUOR FOR THE HOMIE DAN LEBATARD:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xZr2qOXQJ4w
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQkyxNNNefg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yzGbhsjD71Y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Ctn6GgooNI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j54YVy3snqQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-DqObefhZDg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iLJ0oYAT9uM

I CAN'T LEAVE WITHOUT SHOUTING OUT MIAMI HEAT "STANS". FUCK ALL OF Y'ALL WITH GIRAFFE COCK.

http://twitter.com/WPLGLocal10/status/487658032965242880/photo/1

HAPPY LEBRONICA!!!!!!!!!

MIAMI HEAT STANS DON'T BURN JERSEYS, THEY SNORT EIGHTBALLS OFF THEM.
YOU FUCKERS LEFT NBA FINALS GAMES EARLY SO THE ARENA SHOULD BE EMPTY BY HALFTIME THIS SEASON.

MOTHERFUCKERS BOOED #KANG, WELL GOOD LUCK WITH SHABAZZ NAPIER. #KANG GRACED YOU WITH HIS PRESENCE YOU FUCKING PLEBEIANS SO BE THANKFUL. SERIOUSLY, I WISH YOU THE BEST WITH JAMES ENNIS. MOTHERFUCKERS IN POSTS ACTING LIKE THEY'RE THE SHIT WHEN THEY DIDN'T ROOT FOR THE TEAM FIVE YEARS AGO. THE AUDACITY OF YOU FUCKS TO BRING HEAT TO ANY FAN BASE IN THE LEAGUE IS LAUGHABLE. <--- SEE WHAT I DID THERE?

MIAMI, WELCOME TO ANOTHER DECADE OF IRRELEVANCE. KARMA IS A FUCKING BITCH AND YOU GETTING IT IN THE ASS AND THE MOUTH FOR YEARS AND YEARS TO COME. ENJOY THE DP BECAUSE WE WILL.

THIS MIGHT BE THE GREATEST DAY IN MIAMI SPORTS RADIO HISTORY. DWADE IN THE BATHROOM TAKING BUMPS AS WE SPEAK REMINISCING OVER THE DAYS WHEN BRON DRAGGED HIS ASS TO NBA FINALS. WHERE'S LEBATARD? WE NEED A RANT GOTDAMNIT. NOW IS THE TIME TO UNITE THOSE VAGABONDS TOGETHER IN PREPARATION FOR AND ENJOY THIS HIGHLY POSSIBLE 26 WIN SEASON.

CHRIS BOSH IS THE THIRD BIGGEST WINNER OUT OF ALL OF THIS. BOSH GETS TO RID OUT HIS CAREER IN HOUSTON AS A THIRD OPTION ON A MAX CONTRACT. CHRIST BOSH WON GOTDAMN.

LET'S GET BACK TO THIS GRILLING THESE FUCKBOY HATERS. WHO WOULD LEAVE MIAMI FOR CLEVELAND? ONLY AN IDIOT WOULD DO THAT....

http://02804cf22a6e7b7042d7-acae2c2...07/lebron-james-cleveland-cavaliers-meme4.jpg

DRAKE IS NO LONGER A HEAT FAN...

http://02804cf22a6e7b7042d7-acae2c2...ontent/uploads/2014/07/lebron-james-memes.jpg

THIS MAKES IT EASIER FOR TEAMS TO TANK THIS YEAR. WE TOOK MENTAL NOTES DURING THIS TIME.

DON'T LET US LAND KEVIN LOVE WITHOUT GIVING OUT WIGGINS....

I PROMISE YOU THAT OUR ENERGY, FOCUS, CAPITAL, KNOWLEDGE AND EXPERIENCE WILL BE DIRECTED AT ONE THING AND ONE THING ONLY:

DELIVERING YOU THE CHAMPIONSHIP YOU HAVE LONG DESERVED AND IS LONG OVERDUE

http://assets.nydailynews.com/polop.../article_970/article-lebron-0711.jpg?enlarged

http://instagram.com/p/qUUdxNiTFr/?modal=true

.

 

[MechDX]

http://www.nationalfootballpost.com/Andre-Johnsons-trade-leverage.html

Johnson undercut any leverage he may have had to force a trade because the broad signing bonus recovery language is in his contract restructures...

--The broad language allows the Texans to recover a maximum of $4,444,583 from Johnson in 2014...

--A six-day training camp holdout, would cost him $666,687...

--If Johnson misses the entire Texans&#8217; training camp and no more than four weeks of the regular season, they can recoup $2,222,291 from him...

--Johnson would also be giving up $588,235 of his $10 million base salary for each week of the regular season he missed.

--The broad language also effectively removes retirement as an option... the Texans could demand $11,364,168 from Johnson if he retires...

The Texans essentially hold all of the cards in the dispute with Johnson. It would be a surprise if Johnson&#8217;s trade request was granted or he had a lengthy preseason holdout largely because of the financial ramifications with the broad signing bonus language from his three contract restructures.

Ruthless.

BTW, that fucktwat Ian Rappaport still wont admit on Twitter I was right when I said Dre's holdout was about money and he denied it. Even after his article on demanding money he didn't earn.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

You're not taking this well. This is the NFL thread. You can stay if you want. I heard things about Pony-fans, but that's sick.

Please fight me

 

[eznark]

Please fight me

 

[rando14]

Gata I'll fight you bud, what are the rules!!

 

[Alligatorjandro]

Gata I'll fight you bud, what are the rules!!

Death

 

[cdyhybrid]

And the war continues :

Useless stat time!

Lynn Dickey in 1971 for the oilers was 19 for 57 315 yards 0td 9 int 15.8 qb rating

Average Stafford game.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

I'm not a midget motherfucker

 

[jakncoke]

315 yards in an era where no teams passed the ball! Only 22 years old and one of the best young qbs in the league!

If the Oilers can get 3 superstar receivers around him an a HOF running back and offensive line they could contend for a Super Bowl!

#elite qb
# SuperBowl contender
# secede from the union

Nice :kas

 

[rando14]

Death

Time and place? I gotta see how many frequent flier miles I have

 

[jakncoke]

Gata I'll fight you bud, what are the rules!!

He is allowed on a raised platform so he cant low blow you

 

[Konka]

Eznark now that you have abandoned the path of the man check out Totoro and some other ghibli movies with your kids. It will be a nice way to reintroduce yourself to the family.

jnc

 

[Greg]

Time and place? I gotta see how many frequent flier miles I have

I'll take care of your light work

and then we can eat wings and drink beer after!

 

[Spinluck]

Please fight me

I think arm wrestling would be more fair for you.

 

[rando14]

He is allowed on a raised platform so he cant low blow you

:jnc

I'll take care of your light work

and then we can eat wings and drink beer after!

I'm in!! To think all it took was a fight with Gata to finally get the boys together, it's like gata's death will be the one thing that finally unites us all!!

 

[bionic77]

Time and place? I gotta see how many frequent flier miles I have

In Florida all fights, weddings and important occasions (ie wedding to cousin or large meth sale) are conducted in the swamp or a Walmart parking lot.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

He is allowed on a raised platform so he cant low blow you

I would fight you but I need a month of being an alcoholic to make it fair for you.

 

[Greg]

thanks for your sacrifice, gata

 

[bionic77]

I would fight you but I need a month of being an alcoholic to make it fair for you.

Your honor please admit this into the record as the next sequential exhibit. Our firm has lost track of the exact number of exhibits due to the sheer volume and scope of the evidence that is accumulating against this degenerate.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

I'm not dying

 

[rando14]

In Florida all fights, weddings and important occasions (ie wedding to cousin or large meth sale) are conducted in the swamp or a Walmart parking lot.

lmao

I'm not dying

Gata is this a death threat, I am not sure if this is appropriate

 

[jakncoke]

I would fight you but I need a month of being an alcoholic to make it fair for you.

This is true, I'll take your girl punches till you run out of energy and go in for the knockout. Something similar to Rumble in the Jungle. But ours would be held in the swamps because if your head hits wrong on the way down and something bad happens I can let your relatives eat your evidence !

 

[XiaNaphryz]

 

[Narag]

:jnc

I remember doing it in complete darkness, facing away from the TV and going by the flash on the wall

Oh wow, that sounds like a good idea.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

Where did this stuff come from

 

[cajunator]

No, you'll eat it!

I wont I promise!

Above is eznark. Right clicking won't dodge anything.

I have such a nerd lifestyle but I look nothing like that.

wow my local theater only showing the new transformer and tammy this weekend. drive 20 miles just to see the new planet of the apes! hog wash.

Where the heck do yall live that only shows a couple movies?
Theres a 14plex and a 16 plex here and this isnt even a big city.

 

[ShaneB]

Where the heck do yall live that only shows a couple movies?
Theres a 14plex and a 16 plex here and this isnt even a big city.

My hometown doesn't even have a movie theatre any more. And when it did ages ago, it showed 1 movie a week.