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NFL Off-Season Thread 5 - Everybody Do The Flop

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Godslay

Banned
Furyous said:
All this food porn is making me hungry. I'm about to call this rib place that delivers. The only thing is these ribs are too skinny. I pay $20 for a full slab of ribs then I want something that lasts.



The woman on the left looks like she will Dizaster anybody that comes with some fuck shit. That tattoo lets me know she bout that life. It looks cold as shit outside and she relaxing in that picture.

I need an update on your favorite team's rookie QB.

I hope Connor Shaw turns into a Kirk Cousinsesque backup. I'm not looking forward to the third week when Skip Baseless calls for Pettine's job like he did Rex Ryan. Logan Thomas is showing promise. Then again Ryan Lindley had a solid OTA run as well. The BYU looked good for 3.5 quarters. The warbirds are coming for the division crown. Respect to 1AG Russell Wilson of course and the LOB but this is a new season and we coming for that title.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQhbf_I4GDU
 
D

DMczaf

Member
Greg said:
11 PM iced coffee

I hope you people are having a great night
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W

WedgeX

Banned
Go Lions! Boo the bears!

New landlord has effectively cut off our Internet (included in our rent) since Tuesday. Glad I'll be out of this place next Saturday. I am having gigantic steam withdrawals. And reading news sites is much harder.
 
C

cajunator

Banned
Vyroxis said:
Football is coming! Getting closer every day! And the Saints will not be the worst team in the league!

Edit: Also, did one of your drivers dump to much fuel again?
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No. Weve been understaffed so we were running a diesel load requiring a pump truck to a location that has to go tonight. Driver turned on the pump and it wasnt pushing. Tried three hoses in case it was a hose issue but the pump is just malfunctioning. So I had to bring the truck back to the yard and the plan was to unhook the trailer on a concrete pad and bring the other pump truck in to swap out and use the broken pump truck for nonessential gravity drop loads. However the trailer was imbalanced due to compattment sizes so the heavy front end was creating a dangerous situation when the driver tried to unhook. So now the plan is pumping the diesel into the other trailer using the good pump and delivering with that unit. It will take 1.5 hours longer than swapping the units so that affects the driver dispatches which I now need to cover with other drivers.
 
K

Kastrioti

Persecution Complex
You know this is the first time seeing Yankees' league name and I'm personally very conflicted on supporting this league as it goes against a very core belief of mine.

I have already declared allegiance in our fight against the shirtless league however I wish I would've been given info or some say in the name of the league.
 
S

ShaneB

Member
Kastrioti said:
You know this is the first time seeing Yankees' league name and I'm personally very conflicted on supporting this league as it goes against a very core belief of mine.

I have already declared allegiance in our fight against the shirtless league however I wish I would've been given info or some say in the name of the league.
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Be a man. Name your team Stafford is Not Fat and do your part to win the league.
 
C

cajunator

Banned
Basically you should appreciate the gas in your car because some overworked dispatcher got migraines making sure the gas got there.
 
V

Vyroxis

Banned
cajunator said:
No. Weve been understaffed so we were running a diesel load requiring a pump truck to a location that has to go tonight. Driver turned on the pump and it wasnt pushing. Tried three hoses in case it was a hose issue but the pump is just malfunctioning. So I had to bring the truck back to the yard and the plan was to unhook the trailer on a concrete pad and bring the other pump truck in to swap out and use the broken pump truck for nonessential gravity drop loads. However the trailer was imbalanced due to compattment sizes so the heavy front end was creating a dangerous situation when the driver tried to unhook. So now the plan is pumping the diesel into the other trailer using the good pump and delivering with that unit. It will take 1.5 hours longer than swapping the units so that affects the driver dispatches which I now need to cover with other drivers.
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Did the dolly legs not drop far enough to hit the ground before you unhooked? Or were the legs just banged up before hand? Either way, sounds like a shitty time. I've seen the aftermath of a trailer doing a ground hug, it's never pretty. Especially when gas/diesel is involved.
 
C

cajunator

Banned
Vyroxis said:
Did the dolly legs not drop far enough to hit the ground before you unhooked? Or were the legs just banged up before hand? Either way, sounds like a shitty time. I've seen the aftermath of a trailer doing a ground hug, it's never pretty. Especially when gas/diesel is involved.
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Driver has the crank legs extended and load bearing blocks under it. Its just a lot of weight so we stopped the process before a situation occurs.
 
J

JABEE

Member
They were saying that the Phillies changed their hotels this year in Pittsburgh because of the Furry Convention going on. The odor in the hotel was horrendous. :jnc
 
G

Godslay

Banned
Kastrioti said:
You know this is the first time seeing Yankees' league name and I'm personally very conflicted on supporting this league as it goes against a very core belief of mine.

I have already declared allegiance in our fight against the shirtless league however I wish I would've been given info or some say in the name of the league.
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We are at war? Sad times indeed.

Seriously though we should have a third league which is only two teams Shirtless v Skirts(or whatever you guys call yourself), where we figure out some way to pit ourselves against each other as teams.
 
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