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[Coldnoodle]

What did I miss the last few days?

And when does the season start? I miss football.

 

[squicken]

You more of a Gronk or more of a JFF?

I'm not sure of the difference. I was shirtless if that matters. This was a pool party that intermittently was ruined by rain.

What did I miss the last few days?

And when does the season start? I miss football.

There's a reason Hunter Thompson killed himself during the offseason

 

[cdyhybrid]

I'm not sure of the difference. I was shirtless if that matters. This was a pool party that intermittently was ruined by rain.

I think he's asking if you're a hulking TE type or a scrawny midget QB.

 

[Dutch Gronk]

I'm not sure of the difference. I was shirtless if that matters. This was a pool party that intermittently was ruined by rain.



There's a reason Hunter Thompson killed himself during the offseason

Mah man!

 

[squicken]

I just saw Oklahoma has DGB coming in. Hell yeah! Back to the Switzer days

 

[Grover Cleveland]

squicken just launched a shot across the bow in the battle between Dutch and Yankee for FF league supremacy.

Someone get eznark's thoughts on all of this.

 

[BlackGhost]

I just saw Oklahoma has DGB coming in. Hell yeah! Back to the Switzer days

I thought he wasn't eligible to play until 2015? Won't he just pull a Gordon? Just join the team to keep in shape and enter the draft after the season?

 

[Dutch Gronk]

squicken just launched a shot across the bow in the battle between Dutch and Yankee for FF league supremacy.

Someone get eznark's thoughts on all of this.

Squicken has been a honorary #Shirtless member since forever.

 

[squicken]

I thought he wasn't eligible to play until 2015? Won't he just pull a Gordon? Just join the team to keep in shape and enter the draft after the season?

He's going to want to put a couple of years of good behavior in if he wants to get drafted high. It's possible though that he will bolt. Tisk worth taking for his talent

I see a girl in a JFF shirt and now the Cavs owner is in Miami with Cavs players? It's a sign BG!

 

[Ninja Scooter]

FMT was this really almost a thing?

 

[Dutch Gronk]

Squicken, when can I join you at these Shirtless pool parties?

 

[MechDX]

FMT was this really almost a thing?

I remember that. Was quickly reversed due to fan backlash

 

[squicken]

Squicken, when can I join you at these Shirtless pool parties?

Any time, brother! I was up at Lake Conroe on Friday and Saturday. 3 day shirtless party weekend!

 

[MechDX]

Any time, brother! I was up at Lake Conroe on Friday and Saturday. 3 day shirtless party weekend!

One day we need to have a Houston GAF meet up.

We can all get good and drunk and search for mastershake.

 

[mastershake]

One day we need to have a Houston GAF meet up.

We can all get good and drunk and search for mastershake.

You will never find me!

 

[MechDX]

You will never find me!

YOU'RE ALIVE!

Now we can all get drunk and drive over to see Cajunator

 

[BlackGhost]

So today I found out there's pornstars and shit on snapchat......

I see a girl in a JFF shirt and now the Cavs owner is in Miami with Cavs players? It's a sign BG!

10 years of prosperity In Cleve!

 

[Grover Cleveland]

10 years of prosperity In Cleve!

All Praise Be To Tebow

 

[cajunator]

YOU'RE ALIVE!

Now we can all get drunk and drive over to see Cajunator

 

[squicken]

One day we need to have a Houston GAF meet up.

We can all get good and drunk and search for mastershake.

That sounds good, except for the shake related criminality

 

[Godslay]

So today I found out there's pornstars and shit on snapchat......

10 years of prosperity In Cleve!

Rumors are that Big Z and Dan Gilbert are on their way to South Beach. I think it's happening friend.

 

[Talon]

Rumors are that Big Z and Dan Gilbert are on their way to South Beach. I think it's happening friend.

It was a bullshit rumor.

If ain't from Wojo, it ain't real.

 

[MechDX]

That sounds good, except for the shake related criminality

Mastershake appeared a few posts up. Now we are headed to Louisiana to Party (squeeeeeee) with Cajun

Rumors are that Big Z and Dan Gilbert are on their way to South Beach. I think it's happening friend.

Just going to party in South Beach with JFF and some inflatable swans.

 

[Godslay]

It was a bullshit rumor.

If ain't from Wojo, it ain't real.

So this guy isn't legit?

https://twitter.com/AnthonyLimaFAN

 

[MechDX]

So this guy isn't legit?

https://twitter.com/AnthonyLimaFAN

Well if he is going to talk to Nick "Im a giant KC douchebag" Wright on 610AM here in Houston then he loses all credibility


Anthony Lima @AnthonyLimaFAN · 10m

Going on with @getnickwright right now on @CBSSportsRadio http://player.radio.com/listen/station/cbs-sports-radio/ …

 

[Godslay]

I like to think BlackGhost is the little guy with glasses.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FBYHXmPZK7w

 

[yankeehater]

Squicken has been a honorary #Shirtless member since forever.

Squicken is 100% red blooded American and so he will definitely side with the American fantasy league.

 

[MechDX]

Fantasy Football! Fuckin A!

Baseball, anime and FF all in one thread. My life is complete.

 

[tmdorsey]

I'll probably be able to.

NNID: hknishino

Bring your A game!

Sent you a request Hito. Looks we don't have many takers tonight though

 

[BlackGhost]

I like to think BlackGhost is the little guy with glasses.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FBYHXmPZK7w

Lmao

 

[Dutch Gronk]

Any time, brother! I was up at Lake Conroe on Friday and Saturday. 3 day shirtless party weekend!

Good stuff brother. Can I wear a cowboy hat there whilst shirtless?

Squicken is 100% red blooded American and so he will definitely side with the American fantasy league.

This close-minded mentality is hurting your league already.

America is freedom, freedom is Shirtless

 

[Hitokage]

Sent you a request Hito. Looks we don't have many takers tonight though

Oh well!

 

[Greg]

kicked back to eat my oatmeal, and I flip to ESPN thinking SportsCenter would be on

nope, MLB

the commentators were talking about the hot dog eating contest instead of the game

baseball

 

[MechDX]

I think Im going to move to Ohio

 

[brentech]

I think Im going to move to Ohio

godspeed

 

[yankeehater]

This close-minded mentality is hurting your league already.

America is freedom, freedom is Shirtless

I cant help that I love America. It doesn't surprise me at all that you don't feel the same.

 

[squicken]

Can I wear a cowboy hat there whilst shirtless?

You aren't ready yet

 

[Dutch Gronk]

I think Im going to move to Ohio

JFF, BronBron, Greg, batting cages, BG.

I thinking about doing the same.

 

[FrenchMovieTheme]

I would argue we did. Look at some of the scores of the bad teams we played. Typically ~20 or below in points. When we faced better squads, they could score at will. No argument there. Plus you have to account for the accelerated pace at which we scored, and how the defense had cushions at points. Skewed the stats, but it wasn't a good squad in general for a variety of reasons.

and despite beating up on these bad offenses you were still one of the worst defenses in the league. the niners beating up on bad defenses were still in the top half of the league.

i guess what i'm trying to say is the niners are a better team than the broncos

 

[MechDX]

Where does Greg and BG live in Ohio? Maybe I can find a happy place in the middle.

 

[DeaconKnowledge]

Wow. Disembowled mice can still swim. I learned something today.

 

[eznark]

The Banks have made Cincinnati a fucking awesome town now. Man I enjoy going there...during the day, in certain parts.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

Wow. Disembowled mice can still swim. I learned something today.

That shit was crazy

 

[WesternHeretic]

and despite beating up on these bad offenses you were still one of the worst defenses in the league. the niners beating up on bad defenses were still in the top half of the league.

i guess what i'm trying to say is the niners are a better team than the broncos

You're probably right, but why are you guys even fighting over 2nd place?

:jnc

 

[FrenchMovieTheme]

You're probably right, but why are you guys even fighting over 2nd place?

:jnc

niners are better than both teams. stop living in the past brah!

 

[Dutch Gronk]

You aren't ready yet

It will make me sound more interesting to the big chested JFF fan girls. Just watch, brother!

I cant help that I love America. It doesn't surprise me at all that you don't feel the same.

You're going at it all wrong. America is the ultimate melting pot. The freedom to be who you wanna be, no matter where you're from, the color of your skin, the God you believe in etc.

Shirtlessness is more than a fashion statement, or a fantasy league. It stands for the hopes and dreams of billions around the world.

#WeAreAllBornShirtless

 

[Godslay]

and despite beating up on these bad offenses you were still one of the worst defenses in the league. the niners beating up on bad defenses were still in the top half of the league.

i guess what i'm trying to say is the niners are a better team than the broncos

It's always more nuanced than that.

Either way, I guess we will find out soon enough.

 

[DeaconKnowledge]

Guys guys, BOTH your teams are losers!

Happy to help.

 

[WesternHeretic]

Guys guys, BOTH your teams are losers!

Happy to help.

I didn't want to break it to them but I'm glad someone did. Phew.. and here I thought I had to bring down the bad news.

 

[brentech]

All of Howard's saves against Belgium. Pretty cool