FUCK YOU ALL
FUCK YOU ALL
Reading Collision Low Crossers makes me a lot more sympathetic to Sanchez and the Jets. It's Bill Buchner-esque to have a play like that define your career.
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NFL Off-Season Thread 5 - Everybody Do The Flop
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Reading Collision Low Crossers makes me a lot more sympathetic to Sanchez and the Jets. It's Bill Buchner-esque to have a play like that define your career.
lol wat? Bill Buckner was a great baseball player defined and mis-remembered by time because of a shitty play.
Mark Sanchez is a shitty football player defined perfectly by a shitty play.
BlackGhost
Banned
Dragon your time has come my friend
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The_Darkest_Red
Member
Edited for ultimate truth.
Yes, hence the "esque" part of my post. I know Buckner was a great ball player with great stats. I'm just saying it's a shame for anyone to be remembered by a single terrible play. But that comes with sports I suppose.
I mean, without that play Sanchez wouldn't be remembered at all. He'd be Akili Smith. A trivia question.
In 10 years when he has pissed away all his money on hookers and blow he'll be able to sign pictures of the butt fumble at jersey area shopping malls for bridge and tunnel girls who let him slam his face into their asshole, and he does if only because he has no pride left, no shame, and no hope..and it reminds him of his glory days, his one mark on professional football. Sucking shit out of Jersey trash ass is his future. Without the butt fumble his future is probably auto-erotic asphyxiation in a Thailand 7-11 bathroom.
That play basically saved what is left of this miserable existence.
Miracle at the Meadowlands #2 was pretty fucking great.Fuck you ESPN for even suggesting #3.
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FUCK YOU ALL
The immaculate reception is probably the play that started the Steelers dynasty in the 70s but to me the greatest and most memorable is always going to be Harrison's INT return in the Superbowl. Greatest SB play of all time (fitting that it occurred in the greatest SB of all time).
Goro Majima
Kitty Genovese Member
They said he could become anything, so he became FMT.
25 minutes!!!
What do I need to do to get hats while spectating? Also, I can get the announcers audio feed if I spectate through the game client, right?
Wait you think that is the greatest super bowl of all time?
What about Super Bowl XXXIV?
The_Darkest_Red
Member
The Colts still have more AFC East titles than the Jets. The Houston Oilers have just as many.
He doesn't want to see Ez's images
Himynameischris
Member
lol Chad Pennington went 11-7 overall with the Dolphins.
What was so great about that SB?
That the Titans came up 1 yard short? That was just the first good SB in a hundred years but it was not the best.
Steelers/Cardinals had 3 iconic plays and definitively the best game winning throw/catch of all time along with the best overall SB play of all time.
I don't even understand those either!
XiaNaphryz
LATIN, MATRIPEDICABUS, DO YOU SPEAK IT
SQL query.
Pure Magic.
bet they don't get a sweet ass rampage like ours.
Everybody in the league can learn from this guy.
I love this kid.
I dunno, MVP took a fucking Warlock!!
I love this kid.
Well I guess he won't be re-signing with the Texans then. Sorry man.
Himynameischris
Member
I would snort cocaine off the blond.
BlackGhost
Banned
You've fallen a long way Rando!
I love this kid.
That is kinda scary actually.
You need balance in your life.
This is the kinda stuff that leads to players to do stupid things once their career is over.
WanderingWind
Mecklemore Is My Favorite Wrapper
18-1 Bowl was the best Super Bowl in my lifetime.
I love this kid.
He's going to be found dead in a motel room 5 years after retirement from a shotgun blast to the heart with a letter telling his family to donate his brain to concussion research studies.
Ok, that's kinda dark. But I do not see a bright future for him when football is over.
Dutch Gronk
Banned
18-1 gave me a glimpse into what it must feel like to be a Bills fan. The drowning in sadness, the loss of wanting to live and so one.
No I haven't bg, you and me are BFF's til the end!!
Jealous. The kid is just committed to his craft like all great players. peytonmanninghelmetoninrehab.jpeg
Me three.
WanderingWind
Mecklemore Is My Favorite Wrapper
Oh, you think laughing at a Super Bowl loss is your ally, but you merely adopted the coping mechanism. I was born in it, molded by it. I didnt see the light until...well, I'll get back to you on that.
Just watch out, a few decades down the road, these losses will haunt you to the Point where you flee to a dirty 3rd world country just to get as far away as possible from your team. Ask WW.
Ninja Scooter
Member
I love this kid.
That loser needs to spend a weekend with Johnny Eightball and find out what life is really about.
lol have you looked at him or listened to him speak? He'll make as much in TV as he did on the field.
WanderingWind
Mecklemore Is My Favorite Wrapper
Hey, we couldn't all pick our team from the pool of whoever won the Super Bowl that year. Just think, you and squicken were almost BFFs!
The_Darkest_Red
Member
Wasn't it awesome? 18-1 is pretty much the pinnacle of NFL football, the ultimate manifestation of justice and righteousness in the form of this man:
Bask in his glory. Baaaaaaaaask.