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[manfestival]

no thx to onions and gata

 

[Tom Penny]

Raw white onions aren't good on many things. Raw red are much better. Caramelized onions are delicious though.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

Is Narag a cat IRL?

No he's a dog

 

[Syrinx]

Is Narag a cat IRL?

What kind of stupid question is that?

Only Kave is a cat IRL.

 

[Bread]

No he's a dog

Are you sure?

 

[BaltimoreLarry]

Morning friends

From spins kitchen

Throw some chopped liver on that, and you have a delicious sandwich

 

[zychi]

I wanted to rent a game today. Redbox doesnt have ps4 in illinois. Wtf

 

[bionic77]

Jeff Garcia stay winning

Most of us would be jealous of Jeff.

FMT is jealous that that filthy slut gets JGar all to herself.

 

[Goro Majima]

Her face looks like it's had work done to it or something. Looks a little off to me in that picture.

 

[bionic77]

Her face looks like it's had work done to it or something. Looks a little off to me in that picture.

Pretty sure the work done is not limited to her face.

 

[Bread]

Pretty sure the work done is not limited to her face.

She get a vag lift too?

 

[Narag]

No he's a dog

???

 

[Alligatorjandro]

???

I figured out that you are a furry

 

[Bread]

Alcohol is destroying our gata's brain. He is not able to distinguish between animals, spell, or remove LLs from the thread.

Time to put him down. Rando, RBH, I assume one of you two can handle this?

 

[Himynameischris]

Alcohol is destroying our gata's brain. He is not able to distinguish between animals, spell, or remove LLs from the thread.

Time to put him down. Rando, RBH, I assume one of you two can handle this?

I'll do it for a six pack

 

[Syrinx]

Alcohol is destroying our gata's brain. He is not able to distinguish between animals, spell, or remove LLs from the thread.

Time to put him down. Rando, RBH, I assume one of you two can handle this?

It's not like there was much to destroy.

 

[ampere]

???

Set the record straight are you a cat

 

[Alligatorjandro]

It's not like there was much to destroy.

Did you know the Tampa Bay Buccaneers traded multiple times when the Superbowl champion New England Patriots?

Also, Revis.

 

[BigAT]

I don't even know what the fuck this thread is anymore.

 

[Goro Majima]

Did you know the Tampa Bay Buccaneers traded multiple times when the Superbowl champion New England Patriots?

Also, Revis.

Exhibit #87F

 

[Syrinx]

Did you know the Tampa Bay Buccaneers traded multiple times when the Superbowl champion New England Patriots?

Also, Revis.

Damn, now you can't even form a sentence.

 

[Bread]

Did you know the Tampa Bay Buccaneers traded multiple times when the Superbowl champion New England Patriots?

Also, Revis.

*sigh*

Please, someone put him out of his misery. And ciao too, while you're at it.

 

[Himynameischris]

Wes should just nuke the thread, it's the only way to be sure,

 

[ampere]

Bread is secretly happy to have me around.

I must defend the honor of Tom Brady #tombradylegend

 

[Alligatorjandro]

Damn, now you can't even form a sentence.

I meant with.

Damn autocorrect.

 

[Sweeney Tom]

Somehow champion gata was worse than expected

 

[Syrinx]

I meant with.

Damn autocorrect.

Sure you did.

 

[Himynameischris]

Forget the six pack let's just get this over with, come here little gata, this won't hurt.....much

 

[Bread]

Somehow champion gata was worse than expected

He wouldn't be so bad if his twin brother ciao wasn't here to echo his bastard thoughts.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

Forget the six pack let's just get this over with, come here little gata, this won't hurt.....much

Are you sure he isn't coming to kill dolphin fans hope?

 

[Fox318]

Did you know the Tampa Bay Buccaneers traded multiple times when the Superbowl champion New England Patriots?

Also, Revis.

 

[Goro Majima]

I meant with.

Damn autocorrect.

Autocorrect? gotor pls

We all know you post from something like this:

 

[Himynameischris]

Are you sure he isn't coming to kill dolphin fans hope?

No, this man is in charge of that

 

[Narag]

Set the record straight are you a cat

I can neither confirm nor deny.

 

[Fox318]

Autocorrect? gotor pls

We all know you post from something like this:

Nice dual monitor setup

 

[Godslay]

Autocorrect? gotor pls

We all know you post from something like this:

I like that mini-fridge he's got on the desk there.

 

[Grover Cleveland]

In other news, Jameis Winston and Bryce Petty are training with FMT's former coach at Michigan's indoor training facility to prepare for the Combine.

 

[Himynameischris]

Rob Gronkowski spikes a Dolphins hat

Fuck gronk and anyone that likes him!!!

 

[Fox318]

http://www.sixstarpro.com/athletes/rob-gronkowski/

So does Jones share his coke with Gronk and Stanton?

 

[Bread]

Rob Gronkowski spikes a Dolphins hat




Fuck gronk and anyone that likes him!!!

that's my super bowl winning future hall of fame tight end!

 

[Goro Majima]

Nice dual monitor setup

Nothing but the best from the landfills of Florida!

I like that mini-fridge he's got on the desk there.

I think that used to be an aquarium at one point.

 

[BaltimoreLarry]

I got a copy of Advance Wars Dual Strike on DS. Now I can see what the big deal is.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

Rob Gronkowski spikes a Dolphins hat




Fuck gronk and anyone that likes him!!!

Come at Gronk wearing a lolphins hat breh

 

[Himynameischris]

that's my super bowl winning future hall of fame tight end!

I hope jimmy gets traded to the jets!

 

[JABEE]

No he's a dog

Are you sure?

???

I figured out that you are a furry

Life is a Swamp

Gata's a traitor to his Jaguars kin,
He kisses his sister and plies her with gin.
No deed too demented for this slow-minded sap,
He picks up an animal to prop up on his lap.

The rest of the story is too grisly to tell,
Too difficult to describe with no words that can weld,
the sentences needed to construct such a tale.

Busy with his work the Gata did grunt,
For once in his life he was not the runt.
He tried to explain that his wants weren't so bad,
His thoughts were something all good people had.

The Gata was wrong,
The mob did deride.
The silly little Gata nearly cried,
before sipping some Mad Dog and calling up Jak,
No answer on IRL,
He gave his keys a whack.

"Will somebody please say it is okay to breed,​

With a sister or two or maybe three,​

A dog that I nursed from birth to fulfill my needs​

Won't somebody please listen to me.​

A Gata needs friends that let Gata be free.​

Puppies and kitties are equals to me,​

Any reasonable person knows that a pet could agree,​

To play with a Gata,​

Let a Gata rub its belly,​

Leave a Gata be,​

Please leave a Gata be."​

Exiled and alone,
the Gata did weep.
His bottle of gin thrown down at his feet,
as empty as his soul shattered on the floor.
The Gata called out for help,
Ignored.

JABEE​

​

 

[Alligatorjandro]

Fucking weirdo

 

[Bread]

Jabee stop writing poems about gata

 

[Goro Majima]

You guys are just anti-intellectual.

That is a work of art.

 

[JABEE]

Jabee stop writing poems about gata

That's an oldie! I haven't written a new one in awhile. The last thing I "wrote" was a re-imagining of Bob Dylan's God on Our Side before the Super Bowl. Those were the good ol' days. I don't want to remember what has happened since.

With Goodell on Our Side went unnoticed. Just as my pleas for justice from the NFL were never heard.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

I don't feel safe around jabee