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[cdyhybrid]

Every out of division road game is 10AM start :/

Adolf Goodell is trying to keep us down.

 

[Wes]

The Bills? How uninspiring.

 

[Kave_Man]

October 20 off to Green Bay I will be!

 

[Kiryu]

Seahawks home games are terrible, only game I'd even think about going to is the 49ers game.

That's why I believe Seahawks can go 8-0 at home again in the row.

 

[Godslay]

Bronco's Games

Looking forward to beating the Raven's ass in the opener!

Also we get to see Eli, Vick, Luck, RG3, Brady, and Schaub all in one year!

2013 schedule (All times ET)

Sept. 5 BALTIMORE, 8:30
Sept. 15 at New York Giants, 4:25
Sept. 23 OAKLAND, 8:40
Sept. 29 PHILADELPHIA, 4:25
Oct. 6 at Dallas, 4:25

Oct. 13 JACKSONVILLE, 4:05
Oct. 20 at Indianapolis, 8:30
Oct. 27 WASHINGTON, 4:25
Nov. 10 at San Diego, 4:25
Nov. 17 KANSAS CITY, 4:05
Nov. 24 at New England, 8:20
Dec. 1 at Kansas City, 1
Dec. 8 TENNESSEE, 4:05
Dec. 12 SAN DIEGO, 8:25
Dec. 22 at Houston, 1
Dec. 29 at Oakland, 4:25

 

[Alligatorjandro]

Is it September yet?

 

[B1gg_Randall]

Falcons 2013 Schedule

Date Game
Preseason
Thursday, Aug. 8 vs. Cincinnati Bengals (P) 8 p.m.
Thursday, Aug. 15 at Baltimore Ravens (P) 7:30 p.m. CBS ATLANTA
Saturday, Aug. 24 at Tennessee Titans (P) 8 p.m. CBS ATLANTA
Thursday, Aug. 29 vs. Jacksonville Jaguars (P) 7:30 p.m. CBS ATLANTA

Sunday, Sept. 8 at New Orleans Saints 1 p.m. FOX
Sunday, Sept. 15 vs. St. Louis Rams 1 p.m. FOX
Sunday, Sept. 22 at Miami Dolphins 4:05 p.m. FOX
Sunday, Sept. 29 vs. New England Patriots 8:30 p.m. NBC
Monday, Oct. 7 vs. New York Jets 8:40 p.m. ESPN
Sunday, Oct. 13 BYE BYE BYE
Sunday, Oct. 20 vs. Tampa Bay Buccaneers 1 p.m. FOX
Sunday, Oct. 27 at Arizona Cardinals 4:25 p.m. FOX
Sunday, Nov. 3 at Carolina Panthers 1 p.m. FOX
Sunday, Nov. 10 vs. Seattle Seahawks 1 p.m. FOX
Sunday, Nov. 17 at Tampa Bay Buccaneers 1 p.m. FOX
Thursday, Nov. 21 vs. New Orleans Saints 8:25 p.m. NFLN
Sunday, Dec. 1 at Buffalo Bills (in Toronto) 4:05 p.m. FOX
Sunday, Dec. 8 at Green Bay Packers 8:30 p.m. NBC
Sunday, Dec. 15 vs. Washington Redskins 1 p.m. FOX
Monday, Dec. 23 at San Francisco 49ers 8:40 p.m. ESPN
Sunday, Dec. 29 vs. Carolina Panthers 1 p.m. FOX

 

[cdyhybrid]

Bronco's Games

Looking forward to beating the Raven's ass in the opener!

Also we get to see Eli, Vick, Luck, RG3, Brady, and Schaub all in one year!

One of these things is not like the others!

 

[Futurevoid]

Glad the Denver game is out of the way early. I get about as sick of hearing about the Manning Bowl from the media as everyone else (despite looking forward to the game).

 

[AngmarsKing701]

2-14, PeePee for Lee, here we go!

4 primetime games and 2 of them are against the Bungholes. :jnc

And we play in London. National Fail League. Give up the London shit unless you want Glazer to play a home game every year.

 

[BigAT]

OMG THE BROWNS PRIMETIME GAME IS AGAINST THE BILLS

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Toilet Bowl?

 

[Milchjon]

Haha, Culliver is apparently in hot water again.

Seems like writing unreadable gibberish is frowned upon these days.

 

[Godslay]

One of these things is not like the others!

Schaub is a QB no matter what Mech tells you!

Glad the Denver game is out of the way early. I get about as sick of hearing about the Manning Bowl from the media as everyone else (despite looking forward to the game).

It's just beginning too! Should be a fun game though.

 

[Kave_Man]

Toilet Bowl?

Close.

Shit Bowl.

We don't censor.

 

[squicken]

Seahawks home games are terrible, only game I'd even think about going to is the 49ers game.

you have the easiest home schedule in football. boo hoo

 

[Alligatorjandro]

No good teams coming to Jacksonville this year except the 9ers

 

[cdyhybrid]

Haha, Culliver is apparently in hot water again.

Seems like writing unreadable gibberish is frowned upon these days.

"GUYS. GUYS. LOOK HOW MUCH I LOVE WOMEN. I CALL THEM BITCHES BECAUSE I REALLY LIKE WOMEN AND HAVE THEM AROUND ALL THE TIME. I DEFINITELY DON'T LIKE MEN. I REALLY LIKE WOMEN AND I'M NOT GAY!"

 

[Tamanon]

No good teams coming to Jacksonville this year except the 9ers

And that's the London game!:/

 

[Grover Cleveland]

1 Sep 08 SEA @ CAR Bank of America Stadium 1:00 PM FOX

2 Sep 15 CAR @ BUF Ralph Wilson Stadium 1:00 PM FOX

3 Sep 22 NYG @ CAR Bank of America Stadium 1:00 PM FOX

5 Oct 06 CAR @ ARI University of Phoenix Stadium 4:05 PM FOX

6 Oct 13 CAR @ MIN Mall of America Field 1:00 PM FOX

7 Oct 20 STL @ CAR Bank of America Stadium 1:00 PM FOX

8 Oct 24 CAR @ TB Raymond James Stadium 8:25 PM NFLN

9 Nov 03 ATL @ CAR Bank of America Stadium 1:00 PM FOX

10 Nov 10 CAR @ SF AT&T Park 4:05 PM FOX

11 Nov 18 NE @ CAR Bank of America Stadium 8:40 PM ESPN

12 Nov 24 CAR @ MIA Sun Life Stadium 1:00 PM FOX

13 Dec 01 TB @ CAR Bank of America Stadium 1:00 PM FOX

14 Dec 08 CAR @ NO Mercedes-Benz Superdome 1:00 PM FOX

15 Dec 15 NYJ @ CAR Bank of America Stadium 4:05 PM CBS

16 Dec 22 NO @ CAR Bank of America Stadium 1:00 PM FOX

17 Dec 29 CAR @ ATL Georgia Dome 1:00 PM FOX

 

[Alligatorjandro]

And that's the London game!:/

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

fuck I forgot

 

[Nightz]

Shut it down now. We're winning the Super Bowl!

Annie Heilbrunn ‏@annieheilbrunn 8m

The last 4 teams that have opened against Eagles in Philly (like #Chargers will do) have all gone on to win Super Bowl. (BALT, NYG, NO, GB)

 

[Godslay]

No good teams coming to Jacksonville this year except the 9ers

I think seeing the Colts would be fun.

 

[Kave_Man]

Packers-GAF.

What's the weather like in mid to late October?

 

[BigAT]

Ugh, five primetime games for the Giants? Awful.

Interesting point about their schedule:
Jenny Vrentas ‏@JennyVrentas
Worst part of Giants' schedule? One contender: they play the Redskins in Weeks 13 and 17, so may see a healthy RG3 twice. #nyg

 

[Futurevoid]

Giants schedule:

Week 1: Sep 08 8:30 PM ET at Cowboys
Week 2: Sep 15 4:25 PM ET Broncos
Week 3: Sep 22 1:00 PM ET at Panthers
Week 4: Sep 29 1:00 PM ET at Chiefs
Week 5: Oct 06 1:00 PM ET Eagles
Week 6: Oct 10 8:25 PM ET at Bears
Week 7: Oct 21 8:40 PM ET Vikings
Week 8: Oct 27 1:00 PM ET at Eagles
Week 9: Bye Week
Week 10: Nov 10 1:00 PM ET Raiders
Week 11: Nov 17 8:30 PM ET Packers
Week 12: Nov 24 4:25 PM ET Cowboys
Week 13: Dec 01 8:30 PM ET at Redskins
Week 14: Dec 08 4:25 PM ET at Chargers
Week 15: Dec 15 1:00 PM ET Seahawks
Week 16: Dec 22 4:05 PM ET at Lions
Week 17: Dec 29 1:00 PM ET Redskins

Prime time games bolded. Favorable schedule though. One of the "easiest" we've had in recent years but that's pretty meaningless as we have no clue what these teams will be in 2013. Having the bye right in the middle of the schedule is awesome.

Ugh, five primetime games for the Giants? Awful.

Interesting point about their schedule:
Jenny Vrentas ‏@JennyVrentas
Worst part of Giants' schedule? One contender: they play the Redskins in Weeks 13 and 17, so may see a healthy RG3 twice. #nyg

Wouldn't have it any other way. What good is it if we're not winning against the best they have to offer? It's not like we won't have to deal with him for years to come if he manages to stay healthy.

 

[squicken]

Skins get 5 national tv games, 4 of them after week 5 bye. seahawks get 3 national tv games.

rg3 > wussle

edit: AFC being terrible kills good national TV games. League has to take inventory fairly, so chargers and Phins have 3 national tv games

 

[Spinluck]

No good teams coming to Jacksonville this year except the 9ers

We'll have a better record than you chumps this year.

 

[Rorschach]

Can I get a translation of the first message?

 

[Alligatorjandro]

We'll have a better record than you chumps this year.

This is the first year in forever since the Patriots and Colts wont play.

 

[Spinluck]

Aww yea, we gots a primetime game.

It's probably only because of Peyton, but I don't care.

This is the first year in forever since the Patriots and Colts wont play.

The rivalry slowly left with Peyton, but don't worry, we still hate you guys.

It'll pick up again once you guys dump Brady.

 

[cdyhybrid]

I do like that we have two divisional games at home to close out the season. Two dome teams coming to the CLink when it'll be cold and the weather will be shitty.

 

[Kave_Man]

Heey the Browns actually play two late games on Sunday.

Vs. Green Bay and Baltimore!

 

[Wes]

4 primetime games and 2 of them are against the Bungholes. :jnc

And we play in London. National Fail League. Give up the London shit unless you want Glazer to play a home game every year.

Asking the NFL and the Jags to give up huge boosts in revenue? Good luck.

 

[smokeymicpot]

Gotta buy tickets for week 7 vikings giants.

 

[BertramCooper]

Jimmy Haslam is going to jail.

But he's a billionaire, which means he's definitely not going to jail.

 

[squicken]

I do like that we have two divisional games at home to close out the season. Two dome teams coming to the CLink when it'll be cold and the weather will be shitty.

NFL conspires vs Rams. Every damn year we have to finish there

 

[The_Darkest_Red]

edit: AFC being terrible kills good national TV games. League has to take inventory fairly, so chargers and Phins have 3 national tv games

The Dolphins could be a fun team to watch at least.

 

[Futurevoid]

It's just beginning too! Should be a fun game though.

Yep. It would be nice to win one against Pey Pey. He stuck it in dry on us the last time we played. The previous game was closer though the Colts still won.

 

[cdyhybrid]

NFL conspires vs Rams. Every damn year we have to finish there

At least you don't have to play 5 road games at 10am!

 

[PhoenixDark]

I can't see the Lions finishing better than 8-8 with that schedule. If I had to bet I'd say they go 7-9

 

[BannedEpisode]

Vikings should go between 9-7 and 11-5 if they are super lucky.

 

[Rorschach]

Raiders primed for 3-4 wins. Exciting!

 

[squicken]

At least you don't have to play 5 road games at 10am!

Your team is full of tweekers. They'll be fine

 

[Chris R]

you have the easiest home schedule in football. boo hoo

I just want to see good football games :|

 

[Futurevoid]

Giants could go 9-7 or 11-5. I'll take the difference at 10-6 for my prediction.

 

[Plinko]

I can't see the Lions finishing better than 8-8 with that schedule. If I had to bet I'd say they go 7-9

Meh. The league changes so much each year.

That said, a losing season would be the nail in the coffin for Schwartz.

 

[Thug Waffle]

Chicago at Green Bay on MNF. I expected as much, but it's always a chest-thumper. Can't frickin' wait for this season.

 

[Kiryu]

Meh. The league changes so much each year.

That said, a losing season would be the nail in the coffin for Schwartz.

Would you be happy about it?

 

[FrenchMovieTheme]

culliver translation:

So this girl I met was asking me where I was going to take her on our date and I basically told her "my car". We're just going to have sex in my car or maybe i'll get a blowjob, not sure. But if she thinks she's going to be my girlfriend she's got another thing coming!

 

[Smokey]

Texans top out 10-6.

Only 1 MNF after last years terrible showings lolz. And it's the first MNF of the season. I guess they wanted to just get it out of the way