BannedEpisode
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Its usually pretty pleasant, if chilly.
As long as its not rainy or some crazy snow storm rolls through it should be good.
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NFL Offseason Thread |OT2| Brought To You By Buckethead
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Its usually pretty pleasant, if chilly.
As long as its not rainy or some crazy snow storm rolls through it should be good.
Open season @Chargers on MNF!!! Fuck the Chargers bitch!!
SNF @ Niners...we are going to lose bbiiiiiiiiiiiiiittttcchhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
SNF Colts @ Houston...lol
NFLN @ Jaguars.......fuck you Gata!!
December 22 Broncos @ Texans could be huge. With a young TJ Yates leading the Texans for that #1 seed! Fuck you Peyton!
SNF @ Niners...we are going to lose bbiiiiiiiiiiiiiittttcchhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
SNF Colts @ Houston...lol
NFLN @ Jaguars.......fuck you Gata!!
December 22 Broncos @ Texans could be huge. With a young TJ Yates leading the Texans for that #1 seed! Fuck you Peyton!
Grover Cleveland
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Panthers go 8-8 and Rivera's ass gets dropped once and for all.
Open season @Chargers on MNF!!! Fuck the Chargers bitch!!
SNF @ Niners...we are going to lose bbiiiiiiiiiiiiiittttcchhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
SNF Colts @ Houston...lol
NFLN @ Jaguars.......fuck you Gata!!
December 22 Broncos @ Texans could be huge. With a young TJ Yates leading the Texans for that #1 seed! Fuck you Peyton!
That Niners game is going to be embarassing
Buckethead
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Packers go 12-4.
Losses:
-49ers
-Bears
-Ravens
-Giants
Losses:
-49ers
-Bears
-Ravens
-Giants
Alligatorjandro
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No idea what the Patriots record will be.
No idea what the Patriots record will be.
18-1
Alligatorjandro
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18-1
I wouldnt be surprised if the Pats go 15-1.
I wouldnt be surprised if the Pats go 15-1.
Did they get banned from the playoffs for cheating?
Russell on NFL Network oh my goodness!
Thug Waffle
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Its usually pretty pleasant, if chilly.
As long as its not rainy or some crazy snow storm rolls through it should be good.
Has this really been the case the last few years? Late October has generally been shit in the Chicagoland area.
I wouldnt be surprised if the Pats go 15-1.
What about when Welker and Peyton score TDs right in front of Tommy?
Browns or Steelers fans... LET'S MAKE THE TRIP TO LAMBEAU!
I plan to man. Going with my friend.
She's a huge Packers fan.
This'll be my first Browns game ever!
Alligatorjandro
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What about when Welker and Peyton score TDs right in front of Tommy?
What about when Tom and Danny scored TDs in front of Wes?
AngmarsKing701
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I don't need to see the schedule to know the Steelers will be lucky to break even and will likely go 6-10.
BannedEpisode
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Packers go 12-4.
Losses:
-49ers
-Bears
-Ravens
-Giants
Vikings and Packers will split.
What about when Tom and Danny scored TDs in front of Wes?
It'd be something if he wasn't on IR then
Alligatorjandro
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It'd be something if he wasn't on IR then
Who has more:games Danny plays in or Rams wins?
AngmarsKing701
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4 primetime games and 3 are on the road. Tha fuck?
Schoob is more entertaining on the road.
BertramCooper
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It really would have been nice for the FBI to...I dunno...break this Pilot/Flying J case open like a year ago.
Even the FBI hates the Browns.
Even the FBI hates the Browns.
Spectral Glider
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Ha ha, Wallace and the Dolphins have to play in the Burgh in December.
PhoenixDark
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Meh. The league changes so much each year.
That said, a losing season would be the nail in the coffin for Schwartz.
And Mayhew too, hopefully. I'm honestly glad we have a tough schedule. It'll ensure we don't get by on easy teams, thus extending Schwartz's career here.
December 22 Broncos @ Texans could be huge. With a young TJ Yates leading the Texans for that #1 seed! Fuck you Peyton!
Nah, I think the Colts will make the Texans irelevant by December 22nd. Easy walk in to the playoffs.
The_Darkest_Red
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Can't wait!Ha ha, Wallace and the Dolphins have to play in the Burgh in December.
Who has more:games Danny plays in or Rams wins?
Danny. He will play but be hobbled. Like Gronk and Hernandez
First thought looking at the Jets schedule: Bye bye, Rex Ryan.
But, trade Revis. Draft a QB and WR. Sacrifice Sanchez to the meat grinder. Bring in savoir rookie
Bronco's Games
Looking forward to beating the Raven's ass in the opener!
2013 schedule (All times ET)
Sept. 5 BALTIMORE, 8:30
Sept. 23 OAKLAND, 8:40
Oct. 20 at Indianapolis, 8:30
Nov. 24 at New England, 8:20
Dec. 12 SAN DIEGO, 8:25
I cannot remember so many primetime games for the Broncos ever. I was probably a young teenager. That stated, the Ravens are one hit wonders.
@AtlFirst thought looking at the Jets schedule: Bye bye, Rex Ryan.
Pit
NE
@Cin
NO
Bye
That's a brutal stretch.
Alligatorjandro
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Danny. He will play but be hobbled. Like Gronk and Hernandez
If Gronk isnt assaulted and breaks a bone he will play.Hernandez will be good to go too.
yankeehater
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@Atl
Pit
NE
@Cin
NO
Bye
That's a brutal stretch.
My god that is the roughest 5 games I have ever seen. Jets to go 2-14.
ActStriker
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@Atl
Pit
NE
@Cin
NO
Bye
That's a brutal stretch.
gg Rex Ryan
yankeehater
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Eagles go 6-10
I hope
Alligatorjandro
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Patriots go 12-4.
yankeehater
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Patriots go 12-4.
I will avatar bet you that the Pats win fewer then 12 games this year. You could use a Jags av.
Patriots go 12-4.
One of those losses will be to the Browns. Haslam will celebrate from prison
Alligatorjandro
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I will avatar bet you that the Pats win fewer then 12 games this year. You could use a Jags av.
hmmm
Ask me again when the season is closer.
,Now that the NFL schedule is official, the Packers can sort out their running game. Mike McCarthy is such a meticulous planner that he likes to select his teams leading rusher for all 16 games months in advance. Here, according to leaked sources, is the Packers rushing schedule for 2013:
Packers leading rushers by week
Week 1 at 49ers: Aaron Rodgers, 38 yards on scrambles.
Week 2 vs. Redskins: Randall Cobb, 28 yards: 31 on one draw play, minus-3 on the other.
Week 3 at Bengals: Three-way tie: Alex Green rushes 8 times for zero yards, DuJuan Harris rushes 10 times for zero yards, James Starks rushes four times for zero yards.
Week 4 Bye: Ted Thompson tries out eleven running backs before signing a defensive end off the Jaguars practice squad.
Week 5 versus Lions: Ted Thompsons neighbors kid, 46 yards.
Week 6 at Ravens: Cedric Benson, with his disc jockey van parked in the backfield, 56 yards on 28 carries, then a foot injury.
Week 7 vs. Browns: Tim Masthay, 14 yartds on a fake punt.
Week 8 at Vikings: Ted Thompsons kids neighbor, 45 yards.
Week 9 vs. Bears: Brandon Saine
Week 10 vs. Eagles: Aladdin Sane
Week 11 at Giants: Ziggy Stardust
Week 12 vs. Vikings: The dynamic all-purpose running back the Packers drafted in the second ro oh, who are we kidding. DuJuan Harris again, probably.
Week 13 at Lions: B.J. Raji, two feet on a goalline plunge.
Week 14 vs. Packers: Ted Thompson, 66 yards.
Week 15 at Cowboys: Graham Harrell, minus-six yards on three kneels.
Week 16 vs. Steelers: Brent Fullwood, 19 yards.
Week 17 at Bears: John Kuhn, who turned out to be hiding in Cedric Bensons disc jockey van all along. What do DJs even keep in vans anymore, anyway: two MP3 players and 1600 cubic feet of bubble wrap? They keep fullbacks, and those fullbacks rush for 11 yards and a touchdown in season finales. KUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHNNNNN.
mastershake
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Week 4 Bye: Ted Thompson tries out eleven running backs before signing a defensive end off the Jaguars practice squad.
hahaha
Broncos gonna do a 13-3 on the league.
Come February, it's gonna be the Broncos over the Niners.
They should purposely suck the early half of the season then get on a hotstreak into the playoffs.
It's the only way to win Superbowls now.
http://miketanier.sportsonearthblog.com/redskins-fedex-field-schedule-2013/
Schedule for FedEx Field
Won't post the whole thing, but
Schedule for FedEx Field
Won't post the whole thing, but
September 9th: Eagles vs. Redskins
September 15th Special Event: Motorcycle, Monster Truck, Front-end Loader, and Sod Clumper Stunt Show.
September 22nd: Lions vs. Redskins
September 29th Special Event: Incontinent Critter Rodeo
What about when Tom and Danny scored TDs in front of Wes?
Danny who?
I cannot remember so many primetime games for the Broncos ever. I was probably a young teenager. That stated, the Ravens are one hit wonders.
Don't feed them too much, for a self-proclaimed dream team they love to play the underdog card. Meaning the Ravens.
Futurevoid
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I like the fact that by Week 14, Ted just gave up and went at it himself. :jncsquicken said:Week 14 vs. Packers: Ted Thompson, 66 yards.
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