FUCK FAT BITCHES!
DAT 4th Line skill, Dat $2M arbitration salary!
"UNPROVEN!!" /GM MURRAY
Motherfucker is 2nd in the league in 5v5 goals for the past 2 seasons. Ahead of Stamkos, Seguin, Tarensenko and shit.
NORRRISSSONN!!! 29points in 25 games. Our other dman aren't even on pace to reach 30 points this season. Not a single one. (Need top6 forward tho)
Man if that was norrisson losing the puck in the boards like that as opposed to Keith, there would have been hell raised, articles as to why he can't play defense, petitions to take away his passport and send him back to Sweden. Petitions to take away his 2 norris trophies and give them to good dephenth guyz like Dooghty and "IcantplaywithBrodinSuter". Motherfucker beats Keith and Kane on that shit.