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[Smiley90]

There is no fucking way in the world Strombone is really lounogo

99%, all but confirmed.

 

[Acid08]

I will have to like Detroit now...

@TSNBobMcKenzie: Swiss sensation Damien Brunner, 26, expected to line up with Datsyuk and Zetterberg in DET. Rookie Gustav Nyquist staying in AHL - for now.

What a line to be on for your first time in the NHL.

 

[Smiley90]

What a line to be on for your first time in the NHL.

I really, REALLY hope he succeeds. Need more Swiss players.

 

[DopeyFish]

Leafs have no games scheduled on a Friday or Sunday

Odd....

 

[Acid08]

Leafs have no games scheduled on a Friday or Sunday

Odd....

Kessel's Saturday morning cartoon and doughnut binge cannot be disturbed.

 

[Quick]

Leafs have no games scheduled on a Friday or Sunday

Odd....

Not necessarily odd.

Leafs rarely play on Friday or Sunday from past seasons. I think last year and/or the year before have been the most times in ages that they've had Friday or Sunday games.

 

[Cake Boss]

Why is Subway'ss mascot s a fucking monkey? What does a monky have anything to with subways and sandwiches?

 

[TurtleSnatcher]

http://stars.nhl.com/club/schedule.htm

Stars Schedule.. The first road trip is brutal. Minnesota and Detroit .. ooof!

 

[KernelPanic]

Why is Subway'ss mascot s a fucking monkey? What does a monky have anything to with subways and sandwiches?

Their sandwiches and bread taste like monkey shit ?

 

[Acid08]

Why is Subway'ss mascot s a fucking monkey? What does a monky have anything to with subways and sandwiches?

Why don't you ask them?

www.subway.com

 

[TurtleSnatcher]

http://video.nhl.com/videocenter/console?id=192381&navid=DL|NHL|home

Shivers... Fucking shivers

 

[Acid08]

http://video.nhl.com/videocenter/console?id=192381&navid=DL|NHL|home

Shivers... Fucking shivers

Thumbnail was some Queens Cup bullshit, closed tab immediately.

 

[zedge]

Flames open against the Sharks, then the Ducks the next day. Holy crap looking at the schedule its nuts how close the games are. Hockey.. Hockey everywhere!

These poor players are going to be run ragged.. haha, serves them right fuckers.

 

[Marvie_3]

http://stars.nhl.com/club/schedule.htm

Stars Schedule.. The first road trip is brutal. Minnesota and Detroit .. ooof!

Detroit sucks.

 

[Dubbedinenglish]

Kulikov
Bjugstad
Huberdeau

for

Luongo
Kassian

Markstrom to spend the entire year in the AHL.

DAT over, over payment. Kulikov would be near both their "worth"



Markstrom was going to spend this in AHL regardless. After two knee surgeries in 2 years Cats brass made it clear he will have most of the starts in San Antonio. He already done 3 back to back games so he is looking great.

 

[Quick]

When's Spectre unbanned?

 

[Dastardly Jerks]

What in the holy mother of fuck?

Did you have a stroke?

You're new here aren't you?

NHL-GAF live broadcast of Cake Boss cake bossing with analysis and reports from Cake Boss.

 

[Acid08]

But will Cake Boss be providing the commentary as well?

 

[BigJonsson]

No trades or signings yet? What a shocker

 

[Quick]

But will Cake Boss be providing the commentary as well?

You have your all-star broadcasting duo of Dastardly and Heretic, and their orgy friends.

 

[BigJonsson]

Whoever does the play by play needs to get more than Cake Bossed....they need to be Joe Bowened

 

[Acid08]

Whoever does the play by play needs to get more than Cake Bossed....they need to be Joe Bowened

Jeremy Roenick'd.

 

[BigJonsson]

Jeremy Roenick'd.

 

[Buba Big Guns]

Ottawa has a 5 game road trip and a 7 game road trip...Oilers have a 9 game road trip

 

[RC]

Jeremy Roenick'd.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mMuyo2AwtD0

 

[Dastardly Jerks]

Ottawa has a 5 game road trip and a 7 game road trip...Oilers have a 9 game road trip

Kings have 17 games in February. HA.

 

[Mike Works]

There is no fucking way in the world Strombone is really lounogo

Rumor has it Kevin Bieksa started it as a joke, then Luongo joined in and started using the account too, and apparently his brother Fabio possibly posts on it too.

 

[Dastardly Jerks]

Justin Schultz and the Oilers come to Anaheim on April 8.

Beatdown time.

 

[rangersfan414]

KHL All Star game on now.

90% NHL Players lol.

And as i type kovie scores and datsyuk gets an assist!

 

[TurtleSnatcher]

Longest roadtrip, honorable mention: The six road matches in seven games swing of Feb. 4-15, which includes two trips to Edmonton. Only a home game against the Ducks breaks up that stretch, and the Stars will have to come from Edmonton to see Anaheim before heading back up to the same city. Not sure who came up with that at the league office, but the Oilers will be playing a back-to-back at Detroit and Columbus in the meantime to help even the scales a bit.

lol...

Play Edmonton... Leave Edmonton and go to Dallas to play Anaheim.. Then return to Edmonton...

Meanwhile Edmonton plays agst the Stars at home and then goes to Detroit and Columbus then goes back to Edmonton to face the Stars...


Jesus :\

 

[Dastardly Jerks]

lol...

Play Edmonton... Leave Edmonton and go to Dallas to play Anaheim.. Then return to Edmonton...

Meanwhile Edmonton plays agst the Stars at home and then goes to Detroit and Columbus then goes back to Edmonton to face the Stars...


Jesus :\

Which team is this?

 

[TurtleSnatcher]

Which team is this?

Stars

 

[Mike Works]

Which team is this?

Leave Edmonton and go to Dallas to play Anaheim..

Dastardly...

 

[alexthekid]

I´m having a fantasy draft today with my friends and i´m feeling completely out of touch with NHL. Anyone who wants to help me with avoiding to get burn on top picks.

Crosby still feels dangerous and so do Giroux, anyone now anything on their situation?

Will Kovy and Visnovsky come back?

Any big injuries or question marks on other big players?

 

[Dastardly Jerks]

Dastardly...

Errrm... Thought it was an outdoors exhibition game?

... yeah, that'll do.

Spoiler

I'm not used to Stars fans being active here... Honestly.

 

[Beez]

Yay did we get Lungo yet? My friends say we'll have the best goalie in the conference when we get him!

 

[Dubbedinenglish]

Panthers Camp list

Forwards
9 - Stephen Weiss
11 - Jonathan Huberdeau
12 - Jack Skille
13 - Mike Santorelli
14 - Tomas Fleischmann
18 - Shawn Matthias
19 - Scottie Upshall
20 - Sean Bergenheim
22 - George Parros
25 - Jerred Smithson
27 - Alex Kovalev (tryout)
32 - Kris Versteeg
40 - Marek Svatos (tryout)
41 - James Wright
42 - Quinton Howden
50 - Drew Shore
52 - Jon Rheault
57 - Marcel Goc
82 - Tomas Kopecky
88 - Peter Mueller


D-men
Keaton Ellerby
17 - Filip Kuba
23 - Tyson Strachan
43 - Mike Weaver
44 - Erik Gudbranson
51 - Brian Campbell
55 - Ed Jovanovski
62 - Michael Caruso
72 - Alexander Petrovic

Goalies
30 - Scott Clemmensen
35 - Jacob Markstrom
60 - Jose Theodore

No Kulikov makes me worried, what is going on with him.

 

[Solo]

Habs sched:

- 8 back to backs (including 2 in a row), 5 are home-and-homes, 2 are all at home and 1 is all on the road
- host the Flyers on my B-day
- longest road trip is 5 games
- longest homestand is 3 games
- play 5 games against each of Toronto and Buffalo

Tough sched, but then every team's is tough.

 

[KernelPanic]

No Kulikov makes me worried, what is going on with him.

"Give me more money or I am staying in the KHL"

 

[Dubbedinenglish]

"Give me more money or I am staying in the KHL"

He's an RFA ,damn well he won't be making more there. I think Tallon will have to buy out his reamaining contract with the KHL or reach an agreement. Or he could be traded.

 

[Solo]

So camps are starting today?

 

[Rand0m TAG]

I´m having a fantasy draft today with my friends and i´m feeling completely out of touch with NHL. Anyone who wants to help me with avoiding to get burn on top picks.

Crosby still feels dangerous and so do Giroux, anyone now anything on their situation?

Will Kovy and Visnovsky come back?

Any big injuries or question marks on other big players?

gomez is always a good bet

 

[jello44]

You're new here aren't you?

Slightly, yes, mr dstrdl.

 

[Plinko]

I will have to like Detroit now...

@TSNBobMcKenzie: Swiss sensation Damien Brunner, 26, expected to line up with Datsyuk and Zetterberg in DET. Rookie Gustav Nyquist staying in AHL - for now.

*Stares into the distance like Shatner in Star Trek 2*

BABCOCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[DopeyFish]

Intermissions are now 1 minute longer

18 minutes...

 

[Plinko]

Intermissions are now 1 minute longer

18 minutes...

Yes, because if hockey needed anything, it needed breaks to be LONGER. Stupid decision.

 

[DopeyFish]

Yes, because if hockey needed anything, it needed breaks to be LONGER. Stupid decision.

1 bonus though

Only 4 minutes of intermission stupidity allowed as opposed to 5, so that means 2 minutes longer to let the ice improve after the Zamboni drives around

 

[Kifimbo]

Bob McKenzie ‏@TSNBobMcKenzie

Michael Del Zotto has agreed to tentative terms with NYR and is expected in camp today tho aspects of contract are still being worked on.

.

 

[Kifimbo]

Anthony SanFilippo ‏@AnthonySan37

I'm told the #Flyers have reacquired goalie Brian Boucher from Carolina for Luke Pither. More on this in a bit. #NHL #CrazyDayAlready

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[Cake Boss]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA