what does don cherry think about good ol' canadian boy steven stamkos' injury?
EYYYYY ALRIGHT OKAY LET'S GO
NOW, YOU ALL KNOW HOW I FEEL 'BOUT THEM RUSKIES SABOTAGIN' TEAM CANADA BY HAVIN' SPIES LIKE GOLLYCHINIESE HANGIN' 'ROUND THE NHL CALLIN' HIMSELF AMERICAN, AN' PLAYIN' IN CANADA, PROBABLY FEEDIN' THEM RUSKIES CANADA AN' AMERICA SECRETS. THERE'S A COLD WAR OUT THERE, FOLKS.
STAMKOS BREAKIN' HIS LEG HAS ME STEAMED. GOT HIMSELF TANGLED UP WITH DOUGIE HAMILTON AND CRASHED ON RASK'S NET. BOY AM I STEAMED. LEMME TELL YOU WHAT I THINK: RUSKIES PAID OFF HAMILTON AND RASK TO INJURE STAMKOS AN' SABOTAGE CANADA. YOU'RE PROBABLY TELLIN' YOURSELF THAT THAT'S NOT POSSIBLE, WELL IT IS.
LET ME TELL YOU KIDS A STORY: I WAS IN THE BATHROOM WASHIN' MY HANDS, AN' I SAW HAMILTON AN' RASK IN A STALL SITTIN' DOWN AN' TAKIN' A LEAK WITH VISORS ON. A REAL CANADIAN LIKE BOBBY ORR WOULDN'T WEAR A VISOR WHILE TAKIN' A LEAK, GOD LOVE HIM. THEREFORE, THEM RUSKIES MUST'VE PAID 'EM BOTH OFF. NOBODY TAKES TEAM FINLAND SERIOUSLY, SO RASK PROBABLY DEFECTED. WORST OF ALL, THAT KID HAMILTON PROBABLY DIDNT LEARN HOW TO USE THE BATHROOM LIKE BOBBY ORR AN' GOT RUSKIES SHOWIN' HIM HOW.
BOBBY WOULDA TAKEN A LEAK NAKED WHILE SINGIN' OH CANADA.
