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[Gunstar Ikari]

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Just saw the hit for the first time. Yeah, keep that scumbag off the ice.

 

[Heretic]

https://youtu.be/sQDkJwenbUE?t=10m35s

Halo 5 OST is so goooood

:O

 

[MetatronM]

I'm sure that'd actually happen if he played for the Rangers, or at least they'd give him one of those weird awards

Tanner Glass Memorial Cup?

 

[SCHUEY F1]

Think it is time to go dark on Halo 5 media!

 

[Smiley90]

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[Heretic]

Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice!

 

[ShadowSoldier89]

41 games isnt enough, should have just gave him a season and hope that ends it for him if they couldnt give him life

 

[Terrordactyl]

I legitimately have not laughed at anything this hard in a while, bravo

 

[Fata1moose]

https://youtu.be/sQDkJwenbUE?t=10m35s

Halo 5 OST is so goooood

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4LLcP7pcIWU
October 27th can't arrive soon enough.

 

[Coldnoodle]

Last season, a senior Maple Leafs team executive met with Toronto Police Service officers to address concerns that Leafs players were purportedly using cocaine or were associating with those who were, according to two people familiar with the matter.
A Maple Leafs spokesperson declined to comment.

hmmm.

 

[TheGreatMightyPoo]

41 games, that shithead should be banned for the rest of his life

Yep.

 

[Merguson]

hmmm.

Kessel and Franson I bet.

Okay I base this on nothing.

 

[Kifimbo]

Kassian suspended by the league without salary, by the NHL AND the NHLPA. Either he was driving drunk, or the coke thing is not a coincidence.

EDIT: Yep.

NHL/NHLPA announce Zack Kassian placed on Stage 2 of Substance Abuse program. Suspended without pay until cleared by doctors

 

[ZeroGravity]

Suddenly the cocaine story from earlier today makes sense.

 

[Smiley90]

ah, the good old "His salary is big, we don't like him, he did drugs" Mike Richards clause

 

[imBask]

I miss Prust.

 

[Coldnoodle]

Hockey players.

God love em.

 

[Buba Big Guns]

Probably not. Nash's primary asset is SOG. He doesn't get assists and he's probably due for a shooting percentage correction this year. Gus got more upside.

Good point, still tempting

41 games - no fucking around, wow


Could have sworn you were a Sens fan?

yup!

 

[CreeperBlocks]

I miss Prust.

I do too god damn it.

He was a great locker room guy.


Fuck Kassian. I thought he wasn't playing well because Vancouver didn't know what to do with him but it seems it was a bigger issue than that.

 

[Coldnoodle]

Being in that category means an automatic, minimum six month suspension without pay from the NHL.

Oof.

Hope he gets better.

 

[Kifimbo]

Anyway, now we know the trade was so lopsided (so we thought).

 

[Lone_Prodigy]

Kassian has lots of talent. He's just dumb as a rock.

Torres, though, can't even say he's talented.

 

[Zombie James]

Kassian suspended by the league without salary, by the NHL AND the NHLPA. Either he was driving drunk, or the coke thing is not a coincidence.

EDIT: Yep.

What's stage 2?

 

[Coldnoodle]

Just realized I was watching Fernando Torres videos when Raffi Torres got his ruling.

 

[zroid]

This season is definitely going to be the NHL's equivalent of the 2014-15 NFL season in terms of mishandling of controveries

 

[Kifimbo]

What's stage 2?

From Bob McKenzie:

On NHL-NHLPA program (Kassian), Stage 1 can be voluntary or mandatory depending on circumstances but there is rarely public acknowledgement.

Stage 1 is with pay. But any violation of Stage 1 conditions (can be very strict) leads to automatic entry to Stage 2, suspended without pay

So basically, before doing the trade, MTL was probably aware Kassian was in stage 1 (Bergevin indirectly confirmed it this morning when he said he already met with Kassian and ordered him to stay away from the MTL nightlife), but the public wasn't.

 

[ShaneB]

Woo Season previews.

 

[Calamari41]

41 fookin games for Torres. Damn, the book has been thrown.

This is total bullshit.

The poor guy was just trying to get a roster spot. How was he supposed to know that Silfverberg's head was going to be there?

Someone please explain to me how Torres is any different from a drug dealer just trying to put food on his table?

You are literally killing Torres' children.

 

[Coldnoodle]

Woo Season previews.

 

[lamaroo]

Shit man, GAF fantasy draft is just over an hour away and I haven't done any research at all. I don't even know how this works exactly, ah well.

 

[CreeperBlocks]

I guess Kassian is going to Re-Hab.

Eh eh?

















That was a stupid pun

 

[Simon Belmont]

hmmm.

Remember when Kadri got suspended last year for 'being late to a meeting' and management strongly hinted there was more to it?

 

[Socreges]

Belmont, good point. Stage 1 Kadri!

I do too god damn it.

He was a great locker room guy.


Fuck Kassian. I thought he wasn't playing well because Vancouver didn't know what to do with him but it seems it was a bigger issue than that.

That was the argument of some Canucks fans initially, but not recently. He's been given various opportunities on different lines and could never remain consistent. He'd also be scratched out of the blue on occasion. No one could definitively say what exactly was going on but it was understood that it was him, not the organization. I think most people continued to hold out hope because he was still young and could turn things around but his value, no doubt, was not good.

And for the record, Canucks fans generally didn't like the trade not out of adoration for Kassian but becaude we traded for a 30+ year old veteran when we need to build for the future.

 

[dankir]

Why are they sending him to a substance abuse program? For Alcohol? Was he drunk when he was in the car too? I thought he was just getting tail from 2 girls.

Dude's just a knucklehead, sucks that it suspension with no pay lol.

 

[CreeperBlocks]

Why are they sending him to a substance abuse program? For Alcohol? Was he drunk when he was in the car too? I thought he was just getting tail from 2 girls.

Dude's just a knucklehead, sucks that it suspension with no pay lol.

He's had Cocaine problems in the past as rumoured in Vancouver. It's probably that and Alcohol.

 

[Sanjuro]

That's you trying to justify your opinion or whatever. It doesn't explain the joke at all.

If what you said was wrong in your OP just be a man and take it.

Umm...no, I was just explaining it to you. Person who bumped the thread already conceded to the point anyway. Not a big deal.

Regardless of sport, you consistently present the worst (and flat wrong) opinions on the planet.

Right back at you. Not understanding the hostility.

 

[bonesmccoy]

Dude's just a knucklehead, sucks that it suspension with no pay lol.

Nah, once you involve narcotic substances and the operation of multi-tonne death machines, you've moved past (or beneath?) the 'knucklehead' phase.

 

[Sanjuro]

Missed the Kassian news. Has the NHLPA ever issued out (or went along with) a suspension? That's nuts.

 

[FUBAR McDangles]

Live draft is now open if you guys want to hop in.

Draft isn't still for another ~40 minutes or so, but just in case something goes wrong it probably doesn't hurt to at least check if your browser wants to fuck it up.

EDIT: :lol there's only 6 of us?

Compared to my 14 team draft I had last night, this is going to be amazing.

Draft order - snake draft, btw

1. Subbey Doos
2. Team Samyy
3. Shinny Pucks
4. Silex
5. Team FUBAR
6. Streit Outta Compton

 

[Socreges]

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[lamaroo]

Live draft is now open if you guys want to hop in.

Draft isn't still for another ~40 minutes or so, but just in case something goes wrong it probably doesn't hurt to at least check if your browser wants to fuck it up.

EDIT: :lol there's only 6 of us?

Compared to my 14 team draft I had last night, this is going to be amazing.

Draft order - snake draft, btw

1. Subbey Doos
2. Team Samyy
3. Shinny Pucks
4. Silex
5. Team FUBAR
6. Streit Outta Compton

Woo first overall, David Desharnais is mine!

 

[ShinRPGamer]

41 fookin games for Torres. Damn, the book has been thrown.

Half the the freaking season. Damn. If that doesn't send the message across, nothing will.

Side note, there's only 6 of us in the H2H GAF hockey league. I thought more people would be interested TBH

 

[Sanjuro]

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Hah, jesus. Everything the guy said is correct! It was just the term he was using to describe it. That's why I said the comparison was tougher, as the NHL cap is always a bit confusing.

 

[Cake Boss]

Jeff O'Neil says we don't make the playoffs?

Pencil us in 1st in the league then.

 

[Fata1moose]

 

[Marvie_3]

Lolololol i love you dstrdl


41 games is not nearly enough. His career needs to be over.

 

[FUBAR McDangles]

If the draft isn't working so well for anyone you can download the yahoo fantasy sports app and do it on your phone/tablet as well.

Or try other browsers. Mine works fine in Firefox.

 

[User 479360]

I knew something was up with Kassian after hearing what Bergevin had to say. He wouldn't have talked like that about a regular car accident.

I still think they made a mistake trading Prust for him.

 

[lamaroo]

Silexx where you at?