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NHL Off-Season 2013 |OT2| The Teemu Selanne Sweepstakes

Smiley90

Stop shitting on my team. Start shitting on my finger.
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First choice of the flowchart already makes it amazing :lol

also LOL at the paths that lead to Columbus, Dallas and Detroit :lolol
 

Smiley90

Stop shitting on my team. Start shitting on my finger.
Very timely.

To be fair, the alternative would've been to lump them in with Panthers and Coyotes fans as "we doubt their existence", and then you'd have to come up with something else to separate them from Florida.
 

CCF23

Member
If any of Canucks GAF wants to see a preseason game I'm trying to unload my pair from my ice pack (this coming Monday, Sept 16 vs SJ). Section 329, row 13, seats 9-10. I paid $90 for the pair but I'd let them go for $70 (35 each) if someone would do me a solid and take them from me.

Send me a PM or some shit if you want to possibly see BoHunter or Torts debut.
 
Oy vey. Theo what have you done! Should've taken the PTO. Should know by the end of the day, at least player physicals start today so we'll get an update on Steeg, Bergy, and Jovo.


I think Bryz would be a measure of last resort, don't want either but I definetly don't want Bryz more.
 

LevelNth

Banned
FORWARDS
James Van Riemsdyk ($4.250m) / Tyler Bozak ($4.200m) / Phil Kessel ($5.400m)
Joffrey Lupul ($5.250m) / Nazem Kadri ($2.900m) / David Clarkson ($5.250m)
Jay McClement ($1.500m) / Dave Bolland ($3.375m) / Nikolai Kulemin ($2.800m)
Frazer McLaren ($0.700m) / Joe Colborne ($0.600m) / Colton Orr ($0.925m)

Josh Leivo ($0.925m) /

DEFENSEMEN
Dion Phaneuf ($6.500m) / Paul Ranger ($1.000m)
Carl Gunnarsson ($3.150m) / Jake Gardiner ($1.117m)
Mark Fraser ($1.275m) / Cody Franson ($2.600m)

John-Michael Liles ($3.875m)

GOALTENDERS
Jonathan Bernier ($2.900m)
James Reimer ($1.800m)

OTHER
Buyout: Darcy Tucker ($1.000m)
Buyout: Colby Armstrong ($1.000m)

RETAINED SALARY TRANSACTIONS (0.778% of upper limit)
Matt Frattin ($0.437m—0.5%) Ben Scrivens ($0.062m—0.1%)
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CAPGEEK.COM TOTALS (follow @capgeek on Twitter)
(these totals are compiled with the bonus cushion)
SALARY CAP: $64,300,000; CAP PAYROLL: $64,791,667; BONUSES: $532,500

CAP SPACE (22-man roster): $40,833

Book this roster by September 28th, Franson is an idiot but I can't believe he's stupid enough to risk his entire career over getting an extra million or so for the next two years.

If he does, let him watch Reilly rip it for 9 games and drop his salary by another 250k.
 

Samyy

Member
FORWARDS
James Van Riemsdyk ($4.250m) / Tyler Bozak ($4.200m) / Phil Kessel ($5.400m)
Joffrey Lupul ($5.250m) / Nazem Kadri ($2.900m) / David Clarkson ($5.250m)
Jay McClement ($1.500m) / Dave Bolland ($3.375m) / Nikolai Kulemin ($2.800m)
Frazer McLaren ($0.700m) / Joe Colborne ($0.600m) / Colton Orr ($0.925m)

Josh Leivo ($0.925m) /

DEFENSEMEN
Dion Phaneuf ($6.500m) / Paul Ranger ($1.000m)
Carl Gunnarsson ($3.150m) / Jake Gardiner ($1.117m)
Mark Fraser ($1.275m) / Cody Franson ($2.600m)

John-Michael Liles ($3.875m)

GOALTENDERS
Jonathan Bernier ($2.900m)
James Reimer ($1.800m)

If he does, let him watch Reilly rip it for 9 games and drop his salary by another 250k.

Incoming Kave rage post

And yea thats pretty much what I expect, but I would like to see Colborne in a more offensive role on third line wing ather then centering the two plugs. I really like that third line though, solid defensive/checking line.
 

Samyy

Member
If there is any player out there that feels they are not making enough money, Homer would be glad to sign them.

Good thing Franson is a RFA :p
Now if he wanted to sign him to an offersheet and give us a first and a third, I think I would be okay with that...
 
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