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NHL Off-Season 2016 |OT2| I Want off Marc Bergevin's Wild Ride.
- Thread starter CreeperBlocks
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Simon Belmont
Banned
Drink it in. Sheer fucking majesty.
She ain't exactly flat
She ain't exactly level
13 feet by 11 feet
You could say she's got it all
oh right, Eller is gone
I thought Habs fans loved Eller?
no, a couple of fancystats cherrypicking morons really liked him because they wanted to convince themselves that he was the new Plekanec and the Halak trade wasn't "that bad"
That Halak trade was a fucking disaster, he was red hot and all source say Gauthier didn't even shop around he just pull the trigger on Eller right away
Calamari41
41 > 38
Drink it in. Sheer fucking majesty.
She ain't exactly flat
She ain't exactly level
13 feet by 11 feet
You could say she's got it all
Looks like you're all set to babysit Creeper
Nice, good for you. We've got to replace our patio, too. Not looking forward to it.
Dug a 5-ft deep trench last week. Plumber then came to replace our water main. Pretty awesome feeling.
Who has time for TV, much less videogames.
Nice!
You even got a hoop of my size!
Congrats though, I bet it must feel very rewarding
btw to comeback on the Tragically Hips thing we were talking about the other day, i'm talking to a bunch of french canadian people around me and nobody knows anything about them. I think that for the most part they never made it across the Quebec border, especially since they got popular kind of in the middle of the whole Referendums-era
bonesmccoy
Banned
That is a fine patio, Simon. Perfect for little kids.
Getting Kramer Learns Karate vibes here
Getting Kramer Learns Karate vibes here
CreeperBlocks
Banned
Hey I had a basketball net like that when I was little
Wait
I don't believe this.
Does Quebec even who the Trews are? Sloan? Matthew Good? Like cmon now.
Name me a popular Quebec Artist and lemme see if I know them. Someone in Quebec must know the Tragedy Hip
She was a whole lotta pati.........o
That took me a while to get :lolSimon is like...
That's pretty cool, well done man.
I was going to chime in earlier to say I had no clue about that band's popularity as well. Don't know a single song by them.
CreeperBlocks
Banned
Who?
He's saying you're a shameless Canadian catgirl.
Dastardly Jerks
Banned
Woah they're making a new movie based on the Ducks 2016 draft picks
I mean some people know them, but I really think most people don't know much about them here in comparison to the RoC
like I don't expect people outside of Quebec to know much about Harmonium, Charlebois, Les Colocs and those are REALLY BIG NAMES, I could go down a list of moderately popular french canadian artist most people even in Ontario have never heard of... I think it's pretty normal tbh
I really don't want to get political but this is kind of an example of why some people believe we should separate from Canada, our culture is different and I think that's a fair argument
Not a Quebecer, but holding out hope for a new album this year.
CreeperBlocks
Banned
I think Much Music had Arcade Fire on a Big Shiny Tunes CD once
Creeper pls, that's not a mark of quality.
Arcade Fire is awesome, listen to them.
CreeperBlocks
Banned
That dumb motherfucker has obviously never seen Rocky IV.
That kind of training brought down communism. Dougie Mac, communist sympathizer.
Calamari41
41 > 38
Did this motherfucker not watch Dragon Ball or what? MacLean would have passed on Goku, confirmed.
This is definitely something that Doug MacLean of HC@Noon fame would have done... why am I not shocked
LOOK AT THIS YAMCHA GUY! NOTHING COULD EVER BE BETTER THAN A WOLF FANG FIST! NOTHING!
So I have this TV channel called Viceland and I watched this show called "Action Bronson Watches Ancient Aliens." It was a bunch of idiots smoking weed in front of a green screen literally watching the TV show Ancient Aliens. It was absolute trash. For some reason, though, one of the idiots was wearing a Drew Doughty Kings Jersey. I was so pissed off.
Dastardly Jerks
Banned
Fuuuck, I'm going on a date with an incredibly normal (well, normal in the sense that she only drinks and is so far mentally stable and comes from a healthy family and background and is a scientist etc) girl this Saturday, and I've left it way too late to do much in the sense of dieting and fitness.
Graveyard shift has ruined my gut aesthetic.
Can I just starve myself for 4 days and work out each and every day til then to at least fix my natural posture and so that my gut won't protrude (which it isn't at the moment, but is dangerously close to being "obvious").
Like, this girl actually spent a week talking to me just on Tinder and iMessage just waiting for me to ask her out. And she's incredibly cute too. Like WTF? That just doesn't happen.
Graveyard shift has ruined my gut aesthetic.
Can I just starve myself for 4 days and work out each and every day til then to at least fix my natural posture and so that my gut won't protrude (which it isn't at the moment, but is dangerously close to being "obvious").
Like, this girl actually spent a week talking to me just on Tinder and iMessage just waiting for me to ask her out. And she's incredibly cute too. Like WTF? That just doesn't happen.
Simon Belmont
Banned
Simon is like...
That's pretty cool, well done man.
Thanks! I pride myself on being reasonably handy, and where that fails full of brute force and ignorance.
Just you wait, in no time at all mowing the lawn will include thirty minutes of moving shit around your yard.
Holy shit, digging five feet at any length is a rough go. Nothing like the feeling when a job is done. I still have a gazebo to erect, and a ton of cleanup to do. But the worst is over.
I'm pretty pumped to spill some beer on them stones.
You gnome sayin'
Tamped down gravel, then a layer of chips and dust. The chips and dust are just there to make it easier to set the stones. My lawn has a pretty wicked slant to it, so I gave up pretty early on making it level. I would have had to build one end up at least a foot.
An idiot wearing a Kings jersey? Shocker.
Calamari41
41 > 38
You have four days? Stop eating carbs and you'll drop 4-5 pounds of water weight and everything will un-bloat and get sucked in.
Dastardly on his date:
Fuck you, happy birthday.
Dastardly Jerks
Banned
OK so I just spend the next 4 days eating fruits, nuts, avocados, eggs... WAIT CAN I DRINK MILK? WHAT ABOUT OATS AND BANANAS?
Also throw in a 5km run on each day mixed with 3 x 15 reps on every bit of public gym equipment.
Dastardly on his date:
YES
Silver Arrows
Banned
Action Bronson is a known sports fan and puts references in his songs, I am not surprised
Calamari41
41 > 38
Eat nothing but eggs, fish, spinach, and bacon and you'll see the results quickly.
And avocados, yes, how could I forget.
Goku would have been a King for sure.
The best Kings joke yet.
This post is to Kings jokes as Romeo & Juliet is to stories of woe
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