Dastardly Jerks
Banned
I feel uncomfortable that the OP put it in so much detail.
Good thing you aren't LGBTQI. There's a whole goddamn instruction manual on how to just be safe.
#1 by far for me is The Whisperer in Darkness. Call of Cthulhu isn't really all that great imo but you kind of have to read it..
Incidentally, my first tabletop RPG experience was playing a Call of Cthulu campaign.
Shit was horrifically good. Very tense campaign. Well written.