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Did it start with somebody drinking cranberry juice
Calamari41
41 > 38
"Cranberry juice? My girlfriend drinks that when she's on her period.
What are you, on your period?"
-Silver Arrows
Edit: I am definitely watching The Departed tonight on Blu-ray Disc
FUBAR McDangles
Member
Just got back from Sausage Party. It was alright. 3/5. Started good, had a really boring middle half hour or so, and then had a really strong finish.
Makes me want to watch it.
Ay anybody want to have a NHL gaf movie night? Let's watch something good.
Makes me want to watch it.
Ay anybody want to have a NHL gaf movie night? Let's watch something good.
MultiJhonny
Banned
Blu-ray Disc TM Shill
dr.rocktopus
Banned
only catching the game now, but by the score this is not the dream return of Jesus Price I was hoping for. Realistically after about nearly a year of being away...this seems about right.
SmackCrackleNPop
Member
I'm pretty sure the worst thing in hockey is the LA Kings
How are you not totally sure?
I mean, there IS the dumpsterfire that is zedge's love for Harvey
SmackCrackleNPop
Member
I'm now 100% totally sure the worst thing in hockey is the LA Kings
I like the Flames. Easy wins.
I like the Flames. Easy wins.
CreeperBlocks
Banned
Price looked better as time went on. But he looked very unPrice like tonight.
Wait, how did you get the idea that anyone wanted your opinion on movies? How did that happen?
because everyone came to the conclusion that FUBAR has a horrific taste in movies like two weeks ago
thatsobviouslythejokesmelly
Dubbedinenglish
Banned
Bean burritos, garlic cloves, and a raw onion.
How long is the flight?
Sounds like you're thinking about some soluble fibre, it's supposed to be slow digesting and it should also make the insides happier so less gas. I think a bowl of oatmeal will be a good start.
Maybe some lean chicken (boiled for maximum dietary happiness) and some green veggies too?
Stay away from coffee and any caffeine drinks before the flight
Calamari41
41 > 38
Just follow my pre-flight ritual of Egg McMuffins (plural). I've only had emergency in-flight diarrhea twice, so the track record is unassailable.
a block away from the leafs practice facility, i noticed an interesting business
https://www.yelp.ca/biz/david-bolland-sports-performance-and-rehab-etobicoke
almost died laughing
https://www.yelp.ca/biz/david-bolland-sports-performance-and-rehab-etobicoke
almost died laughing
Not sure if good or bad, but I just weighed myself and I gained 10 pounds since my last weighing two years ago. But I'm pretty sure I lost an inch or two in pants size.
I thought you were Desi for a moment.
16 hour flight.
I've come to terms with the fact that I might have to shit at least once in the plane.
Lean chicken, that's a start.
I rarely drink coffee, so I should be okay. But yeah, I do know that that'll be a bad time.
I forgot to mention that the flight is a red eye. No McD breakfast until 5:00 AM.
I thought you were Desi for a moment.
16 hour flight.
I've come to terms with the fact that I might have to shit at least once in the plane.
Lean chicken, that's a start.
I rarely drink coffee, so I should be okay. But yeah, I do know that that'll be a bad time.
I forgot to mention that the flight is a red eye. No McD breakfast until 5:00 AM.
SmackCrackleNPop
Member
Not sure if good or bad, but I just weighed myself and I gained 10 pounds since my last weighing two years ago. But I'm pretty sure I lost an inch or two in pants size.
I thought you were Desi for a moment.
16 hour flight.
I've come to terms with the fact that I might have to shit at least once in the plane.
Lean chicken, that's a start.
I rarely drink coffee, so I should be okay. But yeah, I do know that that'll be a bad time.
I forgot to mention that the flight is a red eye. No McD breakfast until 5:00 AM.
In America we have McDonald's breakfast all day, everyday.
Calamari41
41 > 38
*Stands for the anthem*
Grabbed a jalapeño burger from SmashBurger at Pearson before I flew out, no problems, and it was delicious.
My flight was about a quarter the length of yours though.
Dastardly Jerks
Banned
Australia have just started rolling out 24/7 McDonalds Breakfast.
And literally nobody gives a shit, because McDonalds is trash and Melbourne burger culture is through the goddamn roof.
Gimme 8bit burger anyday.
It's burger time, friends.
Fun fact: that's my apartment on the far right on the 3rd floor.
I'm moving out in a week or two's time, I don't give a shit if people know where I live.
And literally nobody gives a shit, because McDonalds is trash and Melbourne burger culture is through the goddamn roof.
Gimme 8bit burger anyday.
It's burger time, friends.
Fun fact: that's my apartment on the far right on the 3rd floor.
I'm moving out in a week or two's time, I don't give a shit if people know where I live.
Australia have just started rolling out 24/7 McDonalds Breakfast.
And literally nobody gives a shit, because McDonalds is trash and Melbourne burger culture is through the goddamn roof.
Gimme 8bit burger anyday.
It's burger time, friends.
Fun fact: that's my apartment on the far right on the 3rd floor.
I'm moving out in a week or two's time, I don't give a shit if people know where I live.
Can we see your sheets?
Calamari41
41 > 38
Australia have just started rolling out 24/7 McDonalds Breakfast.
And literally nobody gives a shit, because McDonalds is trash and Melbourne burger culture is through the goddamn roof.
Gimme 8bit burger anyday.
It's burger time, friends.
Fun fact: that's my apartment on the far right on the 3rd floor.
I'm moving out in a week or two's time, I don't give a shit if people know where I live.
Ur already doxx'd, M8
Dubbedinenglish
Banned
Australia have just started rolling out 24/7 McDonalds Breakfast.
And literally nobody gives a shit, because McDonalds is trash and Melbourne burger culture is through the goddamn roof.
Gimme 8bit burger anyday.
It's burger time, friends.
Fun fact: that's my apartment on the far right on the 3rd floor.
I'm moving out in a week or two's time, I don't give a shit if people know where I live.
Pls PM a burger to me.
MultiJhonny
Banned
the best breakfast is of course beer
it is also the best lunch and dinner
it is also the best lunch and dinner
Dastardly Jerks
Banned
Well maybe some of us like farting heaps, iLLmAtlc.
Oh hey story update with that girl I went on a date with two weeks ago. We went out on another one last night. Went to dinner and then went out to a Japanese bar and kicked it late into the night, had a walk by the river and got a coffee and had our first kiss near the Yarra bridge. We both admitted we're heavily into each other and wanna make a thing of it.We make each other laugh. We're pretty much on the same page with who we are as people, are amazingly comfortable with each other, told each other about our history, our trials and tribulations, our relationships with our family, our friends, our hopes and dreams, no alarm bells, a good foundation of trust and honesty etc etc.
So yeah, now we're in that awkward exclusive dating infatuation stage and it's pretty effing good. I honestly believe I'm punching above my weight with her and she thinks I'm not a piece of shit somehow. All it took to get to this stage was to just finally be happy with myself, learn to live a life of independence where you don't rely on anyone else for anything (ergo, not develop any co-dependant needs) and an assortment of other life lessons that teach you how to be the best person possible for a partner. Such as: not having shitty habits that can potentially be a negative impact on anyone you're sharing your life with (drugs, video games, depression) and making (what feels like but shouldn't) HUGE amounts of effort to put the other persons happiness first, but in a way where you're not sacrificing your own but coordinating efforts so that you're... both happy? if that makes sense?
Anyway, sorry for the rant. It's a whole bunch of shit I didn't really debrief myself on until I wrote it down, and reading it back and sharing it with my pals here really helps.
They're modern and it's a 2 bedroom 2 bathroom place, but DO NOT GET ME WRONG. They're SHIT apartments. Loungeroom is way too small, bedrooms moreso and the kitchen is a fucking kitchenette. Also there's a drug dealer that lives above us and the corner opposite our balcony has junkies dealing 24/7. The apartment block is an attempt at gentrifying the neighbourhood, which is somewhat working, but Footscray (the suburb) will always be Footscray.
They're fuckin' grotty and my pillowcases have eye holes cut out still from the last Australians For Trump Rally that I went to.
Fuckin' doxx me and come have a burger with me lads. I dare you.
Oh hey story update with that girl I went on a date with two weeks ago. We went out on another one last night. Went to dinner and then went out to a Japanese bar and kicked it late into the night, had a walk by the river and got a coffee and had our first kiss near the Yarra bridge. We both admitted we're heavily into each other and wanna make a thing of it.We make each other laugh. We're pretty much on the same page with who we are as people, are amazingly comfortable with each other, told each other about our history, our trials and tribulations, our relationships with our family, our friends, our hopes and dreams, no alarm bells, a good foundation of trust and honesty etc etc.
So yeah, now we're in that awkward exclusive dating infatuation stage and it's pretty effing good. I honestly believe I'm punching above my weight with her and she thinks I'm not a piece of shit somehow. All it took to get to this stage was to just finally be happy with myself, learn to live a life of independence where you don't rely on anyone else for anything (ergo, not develop any co-dependant needs) and an assortment of other life lessons that teach you how to be the best person possible for a partner. Such as: not having shitty habits that can potentially be a negative impact on anyone you're sharing your life with (drugs, video games, depression) and making (what feels like but shouldn't) HUGE amounts of effort to put the other persons happiness first, but in a way where you're not sacrificing your own but coordinating efforts so that you're... both happy? if that makes sense?
Anyway, sorry for the rant. It's a whole bunch of shit I didn't really debrief myself on until I wrote it down, and reading it back and sharing it with my pals here really helps.
They're modern and it's a 2 bedroom 2 bathroom place, but DO NOT GET ME WRONG. They're SHIT apartments. Loungeroom is way too small, bedrooms moreso and the kitchen is a fucking kitchenette. Also there's a drug dealer that lives above us and the corner opposite our balcony has junkies dealing 24/7. The apartment block is an attempt at gentrifying the neighbourhood, which is somewhat working, but Footscray (the suburb) will always be Footscray.
They're fuckin' grotty and my pillowcases have eye holes cut out still from the last Australians For Trump Rally that I went to.
Fuckin' doxx me and come have a burger with me lads. I dare you.
Calamari41
41 > 38
McDonald's isn't great, but it's perfect airport food. You know what you're going to get, you know you're going to get it instantly, and you can eat it while walking. A McMuffin is certainly better than some gas station quality sandwich from a kiosk. If you have time to sit down, great, but otherwise, Make Mine McDonald's (TM)
Edit: that's awesome Dastardly! Congrats!
Edit: that's awesome Dastardly! Congrats!
Dastardly Jerks
Banned
When it comes to airports, I'd take McDonalds over Burger King any day. That's for certain. I had BK in LA and it was the most horrific thing I've ever put my mouth on. And I've sucked beer from ashtrays!
Bloody oath. Keeper for sure. I'm in "don't fuck this up" mode but slightly more comfortable, relaxed and showing more of who I am. Whereas before I was trying way too hard to be normal, while staying true to myself. But as I came to realise that she's just as awkward and goofy as I am, then it became evident that our chemistry works. She makes me want to be a better person. Nobody has made me feel that way before.
Bloody oath. Keeper for sure. I'm in "don't fuck this up" mode but slightly more comfortable, relaxed and showing more of who I am. Whereas before I was trying way too hard to be normal, while staying true to myself. But as I came to realise that she's just as awkward and goofy as I am, then it became evident that our chemistry works. She makes me want to be a better person. Nobody has made me feel that way before.
You can't be hungover if you're still drunk
MultiJhonny
Banned
FTFY
Dubbedinenglish
Banned
If one is always drunk, then are they actually sober?
Dastardly Jerks
Banned
Drinking to get drunk? No dice. I'll only drink if I have to drive somewhere. Makes the trip go faster.
I need those burgers.Australia have just started rolling out 24/7 McDonalds Breakfast.
And literally nobody gives a shit, because McDonalds is trash and Melbourne burger culture is through the goddamn roof.
Gimme 8bit burger anyday.
It's burger time, friends.
Fun fact: that's my apartment on the far right on the 3rd floor.
I'm moving out in a week or two's time, I don't give a shit if people know where I live.
Most of it. Breakfast burritos are awesome.
Theyre also nice to have in the shower.
SmackCrackleNPop
Member
I take showers with beer
Dastardly Jerks
Banned
A shower whiskey is mighty risky, but a shower beer is very dear.
Unhandled Exception
Member
I -love- that Kesler can't help but show just how much of a shitbag he is.
Honestly, I found Oshie's hit on Couture worse
SmackCrackleNPop
Member
I would call Kesler "passionate"
Unhandled Exception
Member
They were both bad but Couture's was worse because he had no way of knowing and thus no way to brace for it. Weber would've been in waaaay more trouble if he didn't see it coming.
I would call him "a fucking douchebag".
Unhandled Exception
Member
DucksGAF would call him that too if they weren't contractually obligated to shill.
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