Lolz at all the salt. You'll have a stroke with this much sodium. 2-0, deal with it.
I also love how the ESPN writeup tries to sell the "Sharks dominated, but still lost" angle. Yes, they dominated the first and early second periods so hard that they were in a two goal deficit. Their first and second goals came on great plays, but the goal that put them up 3-2 was incredibly lucky, easily as lucky as the delay of game penalty that gave us the five on three. They admittedly did dominate for about a full period (halfway through the 2nd until about halfway through the 3rd), but that was it.