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[statham]

saw this on Yahoo's mainpage, website looks legit, but who knows.

A hotel restaurant in Anambra, Nigeria has been shuttered by authorities for serving human flesh. According to the BBC, suspicious residents told police of rumors that the restaurant was cooking human meat for customers. Police then raided the restaurant, where they discovered fresh human heads that were still bleeding. The blood was in the process of being drained into a plastic bag.

cont here.
http://www.eater.com/2015/5/15/8613497/nigerian-restaurant-shut-down-for-serving-human-flesh

yea.....

 

[thecoolFNF]

HOLY SHIT

 

[PartTimeWarrior]

But how did it taste?

 

[Corpsepyre]

What in the absolute fuck?!?!

 

[Brannon]

"Donner, party of 8... 7! Donner, party of 7! Right this way gentlemen"

But seriously.









No.

 

[Valhelm]

Before anybody tries to spin this into "barbarism", this shit happened in Britain.

 

[rtcn63]

 

[kmax]

That's insane.

Wow.

 

[Byakuya769]

...


I

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No.

 

[erlim]

Let me guess. Florida man.

 

[RustyNails]

 

[Manmademan]

"Donner, party of 8... 7! Donner, party of 7! Right this way gentlemen"

But seriously.









No.

brilliant. kudos.

 

[sangreal]

I'm sorry, is that frowned upon?

A priest who ate at the restaurant was alarmed when presented with a bill of 700 Naira, or roughly $3.50 (Tens of millions of people in Nigeria subsist on less than $1 a day). "The attendant noticed my reaction and told me it was the small piece of meat I had eaten that made the bill scale that high," he said. "I did not know I had been served with human meat, and that it was that expensive."

Oh, it was the price.

 

[disappeared]

pass the salt.

 

[nhlducks35]

Last year, Australian chef Marcus Volke murdered and cooked his girlfriend before killing himself. In Brazil, also last year, a man and two women were arrested for murdering potential nanny candidates and then cooking their flesh into empanadas.

 

[ShadowKingpin]

But how did it taste?

Probably like chicken.

 

[NomarTyme]

Note to self.... never fucking eat at that restaurant.

 

[BPoole]

Police then raided the restaurant, where they discovered fresh human heads that were still bleeding. The blood was in the process of being drained into a plastic bag.

What the fuck.

 

[Slayven]

Well it did say Long Pig on the menu.

 

[John Kowalski]

But how did it taste?

Humans taste like pork.

 

[Subpar Spatula]

How did the customers know it was human meat?

...

 

[Brannon]

Probably like chicken.

Hey now. They call it long'pig' for a reason *glance*

 

[CountAntonius]

 

[TheSinkingKnight]

Note to self.... never fucking eat at that restaurant.

What if you forget this note?

 

[MMarston]

"Perfect."

 

[rpmurphy]

How did the customers know it was human meat?

...

The price probably gave it away.

 

[Lamel]

 

[GoldenEye 007]

Who's your god now, Florida haters?!

 

[~Devil Trigger~]

because there's not enough meat in the world?

 

[RustyNails]

OP, I dunno if it's the same restaurant, but a similar story happened last year

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/w...-on-the-menu-shut-down-by-police-9123693.html

 

[Blue Lou]

This is from February:

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/w...-on-the-menu-shut-down-by-police-9123693.html

http://www.osundefender.org/?p=119765

 

[KINGofCRA5H]

what in the actual fuck


edit: these links, this stuff happens all the time???!??!?!??!?!?

 

[shadowkat]

What. The. Fuck.

 

[Mihael Mello Keehl]

Goddamnit im half nigerian.. that is spooky!!

 

[Jarrod38]

 

[shadyspace]

Before anybody tries to spin this into "barbarism", this shit happened in Britain.

Charlene was one of a number of young girls who visited an alleyway in the town to have sex with older men who worked in the fast food shops, Tim Holroyde QC, prosecuting, told the jury.

What the fuck.

 

[Malleavel]

This movie poster is now too real.

 

[Log4Girlz]

But how did it taste?

McDonald's

 

[theSlacker]

But how did it taste?

It varies from person to person.

 

[statham]

I like the priest's quote

"I did not know I had been served with human meat, and that it was that expensive."

almost reads he was more upset about the high price.

 

[Crud]

Why post this? What the fuck. I don't know what I expected here. O_O

 

[Emperor Bohe]

lemonade was a popular drink and it still is

 

[braves01]

spoiler i guess sorry

 

[illmatic22]

Bob's Burgers was the first thing that came to my mind.

 

[TheGreatMightyPoo]

Cannable for 2 please.

 

[hydruxo]

I wonder if they're on Yelp

 

[ed_fusion]

win

 

[Richie]

It varies from person to person.

Helluva post.

 

[Kaladin]

suspicious residents told police of rumors that the restaurant was cooking human meat for customers

How do you find out something like that....did they suspect the meat was funny?

Or did the cashier look like this:

 

[Pimpwerx]

But how did it taste?

Sadly, this was my first reaction. PEACE.