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[orochi91]

Nah, the one about the psycho cannibal dude eating a baby in the middle of a town still has everyone beat. The picture was nightmare fuel.

Link?

He was a prostitute not a chef, and he boiled her down to try and get rid of the evidence rather than cooked her for consumption IIRC.

Gruesome, but far less terrifying than outright cannibalism.

Thanks for the clarification.

 

[Princess Viola]

don't knock it till you try it guys

jesus

 

[Cuburt]

Never go to a restaurant with the slogan:

"We'd be more than happy to serve you."

 

[Digital-Hero]

Looks like this guy was outdone.

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Please tell me there are other people in here know who he is. lol

 

[terrisus]

Looks like this guy was outdone.

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Please tell me there are other people in here know who he is. lol

You can't do that on the internet :þ

 

[gabbo]

Nah, the one about the psycho cannibal dude eating a baby in the middle of a town still has everyone beat. The picture was nightmare fuel.

Wait, what?

 

[I Stalk Alone]

Looks like this guy was outdone.

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Please tell me there are other people in here know who he is. lol

Who do you think's in the burgers?

I smoked these the other day. Chili's doesn't have shit on my babyback ribs.

baby's taste best right meicyn? Never had baby's back ribs.

 

[SoulUnison]

Mr Holroyde told the jury that a witness had heard Albattikhi and others talking about her.

"These people were talking about sex with white girls, and there was mention of having sex with Charlene," he said.

"Albattikhi laughed and said she was very small - the plainest possible indication that he was lying to the police when he said he did not know her. He and others present then laughingly said that Charlene had gone into the kebabs."

No, no, no, no, please no.

 

[Iolo]

Never go to a restaurant with the slogan:

"We'd be more than happy to serve you."

Someone already posted a subtler version of this image earlier but:

 

[Sharpeye]

No, no, no, no, please no.

This is like straight out of a horror movie, Jeezus Christ.

 

[Dice//]

I like the priest's quote

almost reads he was more upset about the high price.

I know right, not like there's a shortage of people or whatever.

Gross story.

 

[AkuMifune]

 

[Parch]

Two cannibals are eating a clown.
One turns to the other and says... "Does this taste funny to you?"

 

[Chabbles]

"Police then raided the restaurant, where they discovered fresh human heads that were still bleeding"

Can you imagine that shit ?, walking into a kitchen by mistake and seeing human heads all over the place in pools of blood while you looking for the bathroom. You turn around and theres a crazy chef with a hatchet and chops your fucking head right off.. that could of actually happened to one of the dead heads in the kitchen.

 

[Master Yoshi]

But is there a Simpsons pic for this?

 

[sangreal]

Fuuuuuck.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Disappearance_of_Charlene_Downes#Murder_trial

 

[Shaanyboi]

WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUCK

 

[Caj814]

But is there a Simpsons pic for this?

 

[bluelightningduo]

African White Glove Society?

 

[RustyNails]

Link?

No way I'm searching for that

 

[CheDominik]

But is there a Simpsons pic for this?

Of course there is

edit: Heck there was an entire Treehouse of Horror episode on this topic.

 

[orochi91]

No way I'm searching for that

God damn it, RustyNails.

Now I'm gonna have to trawl through google D:

 

[Intheflorsh]

pass the salt.

Human flesh is salty enough as it is, believe me.

 

[Lee Chaolan]

Can't believe this wasn't the first post.

 

[bengraven]

These motherfuckers didn't fool me for a second.

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The second he talked in that ghoulish voice I was like "you're eating people, aren't you?"

Looks like this guy was outdone.

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Please tell me there are other people in here know who he is. lol

I don't know...

 

[Yiazmat]

Holy shit. Nope

 

[Archer]

Sins of the flesh.

 

[Mr. Pointy]

Link?

Google 'papua new guinea baby cannibal' if you want to reduce your SAN to 0.

 

[InfiniDragon]

I killed every last one of those dudes with a very large sword. Hooray for mods.

On topic though, how messed up would someone feel if they enjoyed it then found out afterwards? That would suck so much.

 

[a secret-boss]

Hannibal GAF is slacking

 

[Monocle]

Before anybody tries to spin this into "barbarism", this shit happened in Britain.

It's obviously barbarism. The fact that a similar crime occurred in Britain is totally irrelevant. Separate events can have separate causes.

 

[triplestation]

you shouldnt eat humans IMO

 

[KingK]

Was the place called the Ultra-Luxe?

 

[EulaCapra]

Oh dear god, why is this story covered by EATER.COM?

 

[Nephtis]

What the fuck?

Initial reaction:

 

[User 73706]

Now questioning my lunch

Was it expensive?

 

[Machine]

you shouldnt eat humans IMO

Well, that's a controversial position to take!

 

[Chie Satonaka]

This thread is now home to You Can't Do That On Television references, and for that reason, I cannot be upset that it exists.

 

[Sch1sm]

don't knock it till you try it guys

jesus

Recommend us some nice restaurants to sample test this good good.

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Please don't.

 

[Trojan X]

Omg......... lol! You SoB. lol.


But seriously on the topic... WTF!?!¬?!?! I'm shocked.

 

[Neoxon]

I.......wha..........I'm lost for words.

 

[massoluk]

That's it. I'm going vegan

 

[Lightning_Roller]

Completely and utterly messed up. I mean holy shit, Nigeria!!

 

[Gr1mLock]

I think all flesh served should be organic.

 

[Fuu]

 

[wanderingprostheyltite]

 

[Napoleonthechimp]

Before anybody tries to spin this into "barbarism", this shit happened in Britain.

It is still barbaric no matter where it happens.

 

[KDR_11k]

I thought Nigeria was mostly Muslim, that religion is very strict with the meats you're allowed to eat...

 

[orochi91]

I thought Nigeria was mostly Muslim, that religion is very strict with the meats you're allowed to eat...

It's actually nearly 50/50 split between Muslims and Christians, but there's also an Animist minority too.

 

[Timedog]

How did the customers know it was human meat?

...

Is it one of those things where you taste it and you just know???