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Nintendo Confirms That Splatoon 3's Shiver Identifies As Female
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Tangerine
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There's a little pink bastard who's eating even faster
His name is Kirby, bitch, and he's the motherfucking master
Eats big things, spits them out with great force
So that got me thinking 'bout my dick of course
You know he's DTF, this ain't Super Smash Brothers
Kirby's banned from tournaments, for fucking all your mothers.
Yeah, yeah, that's right I'm fucking Kirby in the back of my car
He's transporting on my dick like it's a motherfucking Warp Star
You never see his tongue, but you better know it's there
'Cause once he's got it sprung, you gotta look it up on FourSquare
Three bitches just checked up into that shit
Zelda, Peach and Lolo's girlfriend like a big banana split
Kirby's dick's a yellow fruit, just chillin' in the middle
Hanging over each edge, make your Double D's appear little
Scratch that bitch, they sucking on a Twinkie
Dip the cream on their lips, wipe it off with girly pinkies
Everyone satisfied when that little pink guy
Starts creeping up their thighs, but they better get in line
'Cause I'm fucking Kirby tonight
And I'll never have a better night, a better night
Excuse me! Did somebody say Meta Knight?
No! Fuck off!
He's like a little pink potato
Suckin' on balls like they're Metamatoes
Screamin' "Oh God" like a double rainbow
What does it mean, motherfucker?
It can't be wrong if it feels right
We're painting Dreamland white
'Cause we are slamming Kirby tonight
cash_longfellow
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I was so happy to see everyone cheer and clap when they showed Hogwarts at ONL. More evidence that the other forum is made up of a tiny tiny percentage of gamers.
Evil Calvin
Afraid of Boobs
Most stupid shit ever!
Tangerine
Banned
I thought the same. I was waiting with bated breath for the clapping to start, heh.
Glad to see a large majority on Nintendo Life agreed with my comment. I was right they did turn comments off after 160ish replies to the news story.
Blowing my own trumpet a bit but still, my post, is one of the most liked (79) out of all 160 posts. After a quick skim read, it looks like mine is the highest actually. There's similar sentiments from others with similar high like counts. It's obvious what the majority think. You wouldn't guess it from the biased moderation over there... I'm surprised my post stayed up. My following two posts were deleted by mods however.
Much like rotten tomatoes. Critics Vs audience film ratings, and the discrepancies when it's woke...perhaps it's similar to that.
Always more telling what the audience and commenters have to say/how they vote/react... being more representative than those who have made a name for themselves and could have it taken away if they are canceled. People's livelyhoods. It's often not worth it in their minds to rock the boat... otherwise they face the woke mob.
LordCBH
Member
A mental illness.
MonkeyClaw36
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MonkeyClaw36
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ReBurn
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GymWolf
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It's basically the Cosa nostra of gaming forums.OMG!!
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MonkeyClaw36
Banned
Music to my ears!!!
abstract alien
Member
This is what happens when all of the biological males continuously win wars for a prolonged period of time. Doesn't seem to be specific to humans, judging from this species of squid.
VN1X
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Wow I'm surprised your comment is still up (I gave it a like!) as everytime I check the comments for these kinds of articles it's full of people exclaiming The Message(tm) and I've had numerous (benign) posts removed because I wasn't parroting them.I thought the same. I was waiting with bated breath for the clapping to start, heh.
Glad to see a large majority on Nintendo Life agreed with my comment. I was right they did turn comments off after 160ish replies to the news story.
Blowing my own trumpet a bit but still, my post, is one of the most liked (79) out of all 160 posts. After a quick skim read, it looks like mine is the highest actually. There's similar sentiments from others with similar high like counts. It's obvious what the majority think. You wouldn't guess it from the biased moderation over there... I'm surprised my post stayed up. My following two posts were deleted by mods however.
Much like rotten tomatoes. Critics Vs audience film ratings, and the discrepancies when it's woke...perhaps it's similar to that.
Always more telling what the audience and commenters have to say/how they vote/react... being more representative than those who have made a name for themselves and could have it taken away if they are canceled. People's livelyhoods. It's often not worth it in their minds to rock the boat... otherwise they face the woke mob.
daffyduck
Member
Shouldn't it mean the pronouns are they/them? Never mind the glossed over cultural appropriation of referring to ones self as "non-binary" in the first place.
TLZ
Banned
Oh.... Is that why they're all blue haired?
TintoConCasera
I bought a sex doll, but I keep it inflated 100% of the time and use it like a regular wife
It's just a fictional, videogame squid...
How have we come to this point? Who fucking cares about it's sexual inclinations? If the game isn't about people having sex or some kind of modern day drama, then fuck that shit, we don't need that shoved up every piece of media, because it just doesn't make any sense.
What's next? I was thinking of trying out Company of Heroes 2 this afternoon, so... does anyone know the sexual preferences of the russian tank T-34?
Oh! And there's also Soul Hackers 2 coming out. What about Jack Frost? Is it more of a hee? Or is it a total ho?
How have we come to this point? Who fucking cares about it's sexual inclinations? If the game isn't about people having sex or some kind of modern day drama, then fuck that shit, we don't need that shoved up every piece of media, because it just doesn't make any sense.
What's next? I was thinking of trying out Company of Heroes 2 this afternoon, so... does anyone know the sexual preferences of the russian tank T-34?
Oh! And there's also Soul Hackers 2 coming out. What about Jack Frost? Is it more of a hee? Or is it a total ho?
taizuke
Member
I know what you mean and if it had been any Japanese spokesperson I'd be with you but it was Nate Bihldorff who said it.
I could see them issuing an apology and implying it was taken out of context or some other excuse.
a multicultural team of v
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Gaming Twitter has been painful to read ever since the Bridget thing, this will probably make it even worse. Why do these people get so obsessed with video game characters?
John Bilbo
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these are not the pronouns you are looking for
01011001
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Fbh
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Lol I feel for the poor people at these companies having to answer these stupid ass questions with a straight face.
Interviews before:
"So this new cartoony character looks fun, does she have any special abilities that player will be able to use in the game?", "Can we expect her to have a significant role in the story?"
Interviews now:
"So this new cartoony character, what gender do they indentify as? Can we get more details on their sex life? What, exactly, does it have between their legs? What side of the Strapon do you think they'd be more inclined to enjoy?"
Interviews before:
"So this new cartoony character looks fun, does she have any special abilities that player will be able to use in the game?", "Can we expect her to have a significant role in the story?"
Interviews now:
"So this new cartoony character, what gender do they indentify as? Can we get more details on their sex life? What, exactly, does it have between their legs? What side of the Strapon do you think they'd be more inclined to enjoy?"
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Xaero Gravity
NEXT LEVEL lame™
You just know that there are some people that jerk off to these characters
TheGodfather07
Member
cool. the first thing i think about with my games is, the sexuality of the characters and who they like to fuck. its very important to me. its very valuable and important information.
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Dr. Wilkinson
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Toads are. So there’s that, for people that *need* to know that a made-up non-human video game character doesn’t identify as a specific gender.
If such a person exists, which I’m not sure that they actually do. Lmao
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RoadHazard
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Some people have such a desperate need to see transgender and non-binary characters everywhere they look. Like if they believe it hard enough it will become true.
Reminds me of when some people thought (wished) that Link in BotW would be female.
Reminds me of when some people thought (wished) that Link in BotW would be female.
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MALpractice311
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There are occasionally people who are born XXY, rather than XX or XY. It's rare, but it does happen. Of course, it's really a genetic disorder wherein a male gets an extra X and the sees a reduction in typical male secondary sex traits. They might also not produce any sperm."Identify as"? Well, you are either an X or Y chromosome, lol. There is no choice.
93xfan
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Anything not a robot? For example, Bender is the only Binary character in Futurama. Everyone else is non-binary.
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supernova8
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I could be way off the mark but...... surely the many and some are in the wrong places in these two paragraphs.
Ezquimacore
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Nintendo keeps telling them to fuck off (politely) but they don't take the hint.
Forsythia
Member
Non-binary, dumbest shit every. So few people on the planet are actually biologically non-binary, this is a non-issue. The idiots claiming to be non-binary are just doing so because it's the hip thing to do. First it was being gay/lesbian/bisexual, then it was being trans, and now it's non-binary. It's the new emo imho.
Fuz
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"Identify as"? Well, you are either an X or Y chromosome, lol. There is no choice.
93xfan
Banned
It makes them feel special without having or commit to anything.
Fuz
Banned
As I said already, "non binary" and "genderfluid" are the new emos.
Edit: hey, he just said the same thing.
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IntentionalPun
Ask me about my wife's perfect butthole
Japan has had the concept of non-binary probably longer than it's even been used in the US.I thought the same. I was waiting with bated breath for the clapping to start, heh.
Glad to see a large majority on Nintendo Life agreed with my comment. I was right they did turn comments off after 160ish replies to the news story.
Blowing my own trumpet a bit but still, my post, is one of the most liked (79) out of all 160 posts. After a quick skim read, it looks like mine is the highest actually. There's similar sentiments from others with similar high like counts. It's obvious what the majority think. You wouldn't guess it from the biased moderation over there... I'm surprised my post stayed up. My following two posts were deleted by mods however.
Much like rotten tomatoes. Critics Vs audience film ratings, and the discrepancies when it's woke...perhaps it's similar to that.
Always more telling what the audience and commenters have to say/how they vote/react... being more representative than those who have made a name for themselves and could have it taken away if they are canceled. People's livelyhoods. It's often not worth it in their minds to rock the boat... otherwise they face the woke mob.
X-gender - Wikipedia
But either way I just don't care to tell people to not want non-binary/queer characters in games. They want it, and it doesn't bother me.. so for me it's like "sure, give them what they want, it has no effect on me and seems to make them happy."
DeepEnigma
Gold Member
They're not real. They can't identify as anything.
JimboJones
Member
Sounds like people I've worked with.
K2D
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I'm sure they will get upset, and then move onto something else to get upset at.
Interesting, so that's why Elon was interested in Twitters bot count.
93xfan
Banned
Yeah, no effect until some child you know is groomed to believe taking hormones not intended for them that cause them to lead a suicidal and very unhappy life.
The ideology is linked to some very dark and horrible stuff
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