Alright you guys I have a good feeling about Nintendo's conference.
I'm taking a dump right now and it's pretty good and the dump I took right before Sony's was fucking amazing. This one isn't as good tho :/
*ker-sploosh!*
*Neiteio stands up and looks in the bowl*
*a flaming turd looks back, and speaks*
BURNING TURD: "Neiteio, it is I, the God of Hype"
NEITEIO: "Holy shit!"
BURNING TURD: "Indeed! I have chosen you as my prophet. You must lead GAF to the Promised Land! They are losing faith. Also, you must wear sandals and grow a really long beard."
NEITEIO: "What do I do?! I've never taken direction from a talking turd before. Well, a literal one, anyways."
*suddenly two stone tablets appear in Neiteio's hands*
TABLETS:
Star Fox for WiiU
LoZ for WiiU ("No show?" More like, "Yousa ho!")
Diddy Kong Racing for WiiU
Luigi's Mansion for WiiU
Pokemon Snap for WiiU
Animal Crossing for WiiU
Paper Mario for WiiU
F-Zero for WiiU
Metroid for 3DS
Metroid for WiiU
BURNING TURD: "These should make them at least moderately moist."
NEITEIO: "
I believe."