I have the solution that can make everyone happy.
TRAILER BEGINS
We see a cavern, dark, cracked, craggy. A hole in the ground emits a soft orange-red glow.
Footsteps.
We see shiny metal-armored feet. Then a quick cut to black.
"ZEBES" types out on screen.
We cut back, this time to Samus' face. She's peering down the hole. We hear a shrieking roar in the distance, deep down below.
"Ridley," Samus mutters.
Her AI, with a British male voice, speaks to her in her helmet: "Samus, that drop is over 500 feet."
The roar gets louder. It can't just be Ridley.
The AI continues. "There are hundreds down there, thousands."
"I know," Samus says stoically.
"It's not possible."
"No," Samus shakes her head. "It's necessary."
Samus jumps, morphs into a morph ball, and flies down the hole.
We cut to the cavern floor, where the morph ball hits the ground. A plume of lava spirals up in the distance.
We hear footsteps rapidly approaching.
Suddenly, a cleat kicks the ball. Shredding guitars kick in.
We see a Toad leap up to gain control of the ball, but Luigi slide tackles him and stares him down as the Toad falls to the floor.
Luigi laughs and kicks the ball forward, where a Koopa Troopa is waiting. He does a one-shot pass over to Dry Bones, who kicks it at the seemingly open goal...
Boom. A claw grabs the morph ball from the air, just before it passes in the net. We zoom back. It's Ridley, who lets out a mighty roar before throwing the ball back in play, back at the camera.
The morph ball shatters the screen.
"MARIO STRIKERS: WORLD TOUR"
"Winter 2017"