"Nobody Will Ever Know...." Gaming Moments

I've used the shadow step portal exploit a couple of times to progress cartographer in Guild Wars (I refuse to use Texmod though!) I dual-account Snowball Dominance too, doubling the rewards.
 
Each time I play FF3 on snes, I just vanish->Doom everything. Every time i say to myself, don't do it, i'm like anaway the game is so easy it make no diffrence that i abuse that feature.
 
In Skyrim, dropping naked corpses in rivers to watch them float down stream so no one can see the evidence of my murderous rampage...

You'll float too Lydia!
 
Once when I was 12 I jerked off to a Bra and Panties Match in WWE Day of Reckoning

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I got stuck fighting a bear in Skyrim I had no business fighting early on but, I was too lazy to go around him.

The bear must of killed me 20 times. I got it to chase me to a hill top and I moved away quickly enough to hit it with a hammer then it fell down the hill, rolling and died at the bottom.


In Skyrim, dropping naked corpses in rivers to watch them float down stream so no one can see the evidence of my murderous rampage...

You'll float too Lydia!

Get help man! Lol
 
I got stuck fighting a bear in Skyrim I had no business fighting early on but, I was too lazy to go around him.

The bear must of killed me 20 times. I got it to chase me to a hill top and I moved away quickly enough to hit it with a hammer then it fell down the hill, rolling and died at the bottom.




Get help man! Lol
Hey man Its Skyrim, shit happens. Now pass the skooma.
 
I played ultima online on the neverlands server, and I created 2 guilds, the Brazillian army and the brazillian academy.
The army was for seasoned players, both merchants and fighters, and the academy was for prospect players, and we trained them on the game.

I was grandmaster blacksmith, tailor and tinker so I made the best armour, magic clothes and magic jewels in the game.

We were so powerful that I controlled the economy of the entire server. Anytime anyone tried to sell anything for less or more than what I wanted, I had my guild fighters constantly kill the person and steal, sending messages to him simply saying the item name and the price.

We had towers and castles all over britannia.

I felt like tony soprano for about 6 months, when 2 rival guilds combined to take us down. Plus life caught up to some of our best players.

Good times
 
I can snipe people from inside a wall on a certain level in battlefront(2015) they cannot see nor shoot back at me....only thing is I'm stuck inside until the match ends then I die but my death doesn't count
 
I couldn't beat the first plane mission with Trevor in GTA 5 so I then watched a playthrough of the entirety of the rest of the game on YouTube
 
I never parried Gwyn. I just ran around the fire like a little bitch and slapped him periodically with the Black Knight Halberd from a safe distance on the other side and it still took me like 20 tries.

:( now you all know how am I to live with myself?
 
When playing Nethack, I copied my save to another folder and if I died, I'd just copy the file back to the saves folder. So infinite lives in Nethack. Got bored of the game though.
 
In Skyrim, dropping naked corpses in rivers to watch them float down stream so no one can see the evidence of my murderous rampage...

You'll float too Lydia!


Damn... Well with Skyrim coming out in VR soon it will be a great comparison between VR versus PC/Console versions. They better not of nerfed the floating distance !

I played ultima online on the neverlands server, and I created 2 guilds, the Brazillian army and the brazillian academy.
The army was for seasoned players, both merchants and fighters, and the academy was for prospect players, and we trained them on the game.

I was grandmaster blacksmith, tailor and tinker so I made the best armour, magic clothes and magic jewels in the game.

We were so powerful that I controlled the economy of the entire server. Anytime anyone tried to sell anything for less or more than what I wanted, I had my guild fighters constantly kill the person and steal, sending messages to him simply saying the item name and the price.

We had towers and castles all over britannia.

I felt like tony soprano for about 6 months, when 2 rival guilds combined to take us down. Plus life caught up to some of our best players.

Good times

This is wild and I can only imagine the power you felt as Don of the Brazilian servers. All great things have to come to an end but I applaud your mighty rule.
 
I sometimes turn on a trainer if I want to play through the story without having to deal with the gameplay., especially if the gameplay gets a bit tiresome.
 
I glitched the final boss of the Undertale genocide run.

I bought the trophy from when you kill the Nier Automata secret boss
Emil heads
since the game's trophy didn't trigger when I beat it legit.

Once I get enough medals to unlock Debug Mode in Sonic Mania, I plan on level skipping to the
true final boss
, because I suck so bad at the chaos emerald levels.
 
I played ultima online on the neverlands server, and I created 2 guilds, the Brazillian army and the brazillian academy.
The army was for seasoned players, both merchants and fighters, and the academy was for prospect players, and we trained them on the game.

I was grandmaster blacksmith, tailor and tinker so I made the best armour, magic clothes and magic jewels in the game.

We were so powerful that I controlled the economy of the entire server. Anytime anyone tried to sell anything for less or more than what I wanted, I had my guild fighters constantly kill the person and steal, sending messages to him simply saying the item name and the price.

We had towers and castles all over britannia.

I felt like tony soprano for about 6 months, when 2 rival guilds combined to take us down. Plus life caught up to some of our best players.

Good times

Hahaha wow, this is fucking amazing.
 
I killed Gwyn in Dark Souls 1 within seconds because the Moonlight Greatsword is completely broken.

Because of that I have no idea how the fight actually goes.
 
Ogre battle 64. I cheated as soon as possible. Item replication glitch

In smash brothers 4, I rage quit on the winning screen by letting the reply message iddle. The counter hits zero, but the message is still there waiting for you to confirm the reply save.
The other player disconnects and I dont get the disconect penalty.
This is some lowtiergod shit
 
A couple of my gen 5 Pokemon in my completed Pokedex are hacked because I didn't have anybody help me to get version exclusives/trade evos.

At one point I would have cared enough to go back and fix this, but now I'm old and lazy lol.
 
I always take off Ser Jory’s armor and gear before the Joining ritual in Dragon Age: Origins to sell for a few measly coppers and to make him look even more ridiculous in his small clothes when Duncan
guts the coward.
 
I deleted my God of War 3 patch in order to exploit a glitch and get the "all the upgrades" trophy for the platinum.

Fuck them for not adding NG+ on that game when the rest of the series had it though.

What's the glitch? Also, is this the PS3 or the remastered version?
 
You can sneak past Lickers in RE2 by tapping the d-pad instead of holding the d-pad. Tapping cancels out your footsteps, and since Lickers are blind...

None of you know this one.
 
What's the glitch? Also, is this the PS3 or the remastered version?

PS3.

You basically had to play one of the challenges that gave you all your weapons upgraded to the max and then die until the game asked you if you wanted to switch the difficulty to easy. Once you selected "no" it booted you out to the main menu and you'd get the trophy.
 
Once when I was 12 I jerked off to a Bra and Panties Match in WWE Day of Reckoning

I'll call that bet and raise you Tony Hawk's Underground and Big Mutha' Truckers as the two I can think of offhand. Around that age you used whatever you had. The struggle was real.
 
Once when I was 12 I jerked off to a Bra and Panties Match in WWE Day of Reckoning

This reminds me of one of my own stories. In one of the old Smackdown games, you could unlock a Divas video of them in bikinis and stuff by finishing a Slobberknocker mode. Problem was, for whatever reason, I didn't have a memory card at the time. I'd have to beat it from scratch any time I wanted to watch that video.

I played that mode many times.

If I get stuck near the end of a game I tend to just "finish" it by watching a Let's Play on YouTube.

I do this all the time, and I feel no shame.
 
This will be a long one.

Forza Motorsport 6 is one of my go to relax games. I play on the second last difficulty but use rewind, so I can play without too much concentration and find ways to win at all times. For an endurance event of 30 laps at Le Mans at night, I figured I'd crank up the difficulty to the maximum, it's a track I'm comfortable at. What followed was the most ridiculous race I ever had where I had to use everything fair and unfair to finish first.

Race started as normal, but I realized the AI is keeping up with my pace. Took me 4 laps of a 3:30 laptime average to take the lead, but I was just barely gaining on second place who was, however, getting away from the rest of the pack. My fuel mileage was only enough for 4 laps at a time, and my opponent could go 6 laps. Quick and dirty calculation, I needed 7 stops to finish the race, the other car? 4. I needed to gain 3 pitstops advantage without losing time on others with similar fuel plans as mine.

It was going smooth enough, because I started cutting corners left and right. In Forza 6 it is fairly easy. If I screw up or crash while cutting close to walls and such, I can always use rewind. In this way I was finally gaining 6-7 seconds per lap if not more, and when my next stop came by, I was already ahead having done an extra stop. I was able to gain a pit stop's time in 4 laps. I was set to win easily.

By lap 13 it was literally me against the clock and nothing else. The main trick to get insane laptimes in such unfair methods is literally cutting the final two chicanes straight on. Tricky as you have to narrowly miss tyre barriers but who cares, I can always rewind, right?

Sort of. I initially crashed hard on lap 13z but I used rewind and did it a lot better. Still slightly clipped the barrier but I was fine as I left the first turns, I realized something (night race, remember): my headlights broke! Now, Le Mans is a weird track, a couple areas are lit up well but there are miles long parts with no light whatsoever. I can't do this, rewind.

Rewind didn't reset my headlights, they were permanently broken apparently. A glitch was fucking me up real good. I could barely keep the car on track, I was losing several seconds per sector. I didn't want to restart the race after playing close to an hour already, but this wasn't feasible. I had to do an early pit stop for repairs, hoping it would work out.

I did it, nice! Now let's keep on racing as before, I am still fast enough. I spun. No worries, rewind. Rewind broke my headlights. The glitch is obvious now: every time I rewind I go back to not having headlights, regardless of my current situation. I lose about a pit stop's time by lapping in the dark plus I even need to pit at the end of it, I can't win like this. I pit again. In the next lap I instinctively press rewind once. Fuck. Rewind again. I think I ultimately pitted in 5 consecutive laps. The pack caught up with me. I had to drive safe, but without cutting or taking risks I was slower. And remember, I had more stops to do than my opponents. This race seemed screwed. On lap 20 I started playing rougher. I'll crash hard into the car chasing me, so he's also gonna have to pit an extra time while I do so too, but if you cut the pit entrance you are a lot faster, so I did two useful things in one: pitted and forced someone else to pit.

By this time however, the car in 3rd place jumped out is the pits. Presumably he had to stop twice more like me, but I couldn't crash cars around anymore as I couldn't afford to pit extra times with the rest of the pack on my tail. I was driving as good as I could, and I was slightly gaining. I change my hand position to make sure I don't use rewind once. I had a chance again. We pitted together and I got real close again. But I made a mistake and hit rewind. On lap 25. I am without headlights and I have to pit. Fuel won't be enough so unlike my opponent I have to pit twice. If pit now, I can't catch up anymore. I pause the game. I just wasted over an hour on this glitched race, didn't I?

Then I had an idea. I turned the brightness to the max. I could see the road a tad better in most places. And this allowed me to use rewind because I was without headlights anyway. I wasn't doing my best times as that was impossible like this, but I was fast enough to overcome the leader and take the lead back. On the last stop I gained my headlights again but I lost them again on the final lap so I had to cruise a bit but I won. I cut corners. Whored the rewind button. Rammed a guy. Cheated with the brightness. But I did it. I normally race cleanish, but I couldn't be arsed to restart the race so I played unfair. And narrowly won by doing all that. Not my proudest moment but the race was ridiculously fun to play.
 
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