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November NBA Season Thread - It's finally time

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Loki said:
You, sir, are a racist. A dirty one-- the worst kind.



























;) :p

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bionic77

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Loki said:
You, sir, are a racist. A dirty one-- the worst kind.













;) :p

This is true of all Jordan fans.

In other news, Kobe Bryant must be the world's biggest fan of Artest. The Kobe haters are all going to be writing about how bad Artest is for the rest of the year.
 

Shinobi

Member
jobber said:
They always lose atleast 1 to the Grizz.

79-3!

WTF are you talking about? The Spurs won like 95 straight against them until about a year ago. :lol

They're calling it the greatest fan/player altercation of all-time....."MALICE AT PALACE"

The insane Ron Artest of the Indiana Pacers attempted to kill a spectator at the Palace of Auburn Hills after a fan threw a blue plastic cup at him.

Bravely, my friend and I fought through the random, wild haymakers being thrown by Ron Artest, Stephen Jackson, Fred Jones, the Pistons peanut vendor, Ben Wallace's brother, Jermaine O'Neal, the guy in the clown wig, the guy in the Wallace shirt and the nerdy kid who got attacked by Artest, to retrieve this magnificent piece of history.

No sports collection will be complete without the additon of this vintage emo, punk, retro championship collector's edition beer cup. Simply a must for all Artest fans.

Chairs were flying, dustpans were wielded and right crosses were landed. It all "allegedly started" with this cup. No reserve.

:lol :lol :lol
 

Loki

Count of Concision
bionic77 said:
In other news, Kobe Bryant must be the world's biggest fan of Artest.

Of course he is-- look how the Artest fiasco took all the focus away from his 38.8% FG percentage! :D


Ninja Scooter said:

:lol


That was so wrong, Piston...so wrong. :p
 

bionic77

Member
Loki said:
Of course he is-- look how the Artest fiasco took all the focus away from his 38.8% FG percentage! :D

He is playing hurt. Of course his game is going to suffer. Grant Hill and Shaq should take some notes. :D
 

Loki

Count of Concision
:lol

I can't stop laughing over this quote:

The insane Ron Artest of the Indiana Pacers attempted to kill a spectator at the Palace of Auburn Hills after a fan threw a blue plastic cup at him.

"The insane Ron Artest". :lol It's like that descriptor is part of his name now. :D
 

Bowser

Member
Meier said:

I don't think we're allowed to post entire Insider article content on the boards, but I can sum it:

The Good

Orlando Magic - Grant Hill is Comeback Player of the Year/Feel-Good story of the NBA.
Phoenix Suns - Amare Stoudemire is the next truly great player in the NBA (I say: uh, what about LeBron?)
Sacremento Kings - Webber/Bibby/Peja all red-hot, Kings look hard to beat.
Denver Nuggets - K-Mart looked good in past three games, but can he keep up against a team with a real power forward?
Cleveland Cavaliers - Drew Gooden filing in nicely for Boozer, also averaging twice as many blocks as Boozer did with the Cavs.

The Bad

New Jersey Nets - Averaging 81.4 ppg, worst scoring avg in past 20+ years of NBA.
Seattle SuperSonics - When perimeter shots don't fall, Sonics suck. Payton says if you put a hand down their throats and make them miss 3s, they're not so good.
Dallas Mavericks - Dirk's injury coupled with others = bad news.
Chicago Bulls - On annual "circus trip" against West, 0-37 in past six years, likely to be 0-40 this year.
Golden State Warriors - Coach frustrated with Dunleavy's subpar play.
New Orleans Whorenets - Hornets suck at getting to line, only avg 17 FTA a game.

The Upside

Toronto Raptors - Sources claim leak of Blazers trade was deliberate to generate interest in Vinsanity; it worked, Sonics, Griz, Heat, Mavs have all made a play for him.
New York Knicks - Bulls chairman said Crawford would never win championship, Crawford proceeds to average 21 ppg and 5.5 apg for the week, resulting in upset of Rockets and Cavs, as well as playing close with Spurs.
Philidelphia 76ers - Kyle Korver is as good a pure shooter as they come.
Los Angeles Clippers - Marko Jaric plays well, Clips have found their point gaurd.
Boston Celtics - Rivers' decision to bench Davis to light a fire under his ass works; Davis scores 25 off bench on Sunday.
Charlotte Bobcats - Bobcats could realistically be 5-4; better then anyone gave them credit for.
Utah Jazz - Okur hasn't cracked starting line-up, but is finally playing well off the bench.
Los Angeles Lakers - Lakers are off to rocky 6-5 start, but are 4-1 at home and play 13 of next 17 at Staples.
 

Loki

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bionic77 said:
He is playing hurt. Of course his game is going to suffer. Grant Hill and Shaq should take some notes. :D

Nonsense. :p The foot injury was brought to light after game 7, and his FG% has only risen since then (a testament to his fortitude, I'm sure you'll say :D). Besides, if it were REALLY serious, there's no way he'd be playing with true plantar fasciitis. And remember that Kobe is not the first guy to ever play hurt, either. But it's ok bionic-- as the season progresses, and Kobe's FG% tries desperately to creep above 42%, just remember that the excuse train rolls on! :D
 
Another worthless ESPN "Insider" article. Did they overlook the fact that the Sonics are finally bruising people down in the lane and snagging lots of rebounds? I think so.

Anyway, I wonder how the fans who were throwing debris at Ron Artest and the rest of the Pacers would feel if those same players took time off their busy schedule, set up a lawn chair on a selected garbage rout, and proceeded to hurl trash as those fucks did their job?
 

bionic77

Member
Loki said:
Nonsense. :p The foot injury was brought to light after game 7, and his FG% has only risen since then (a testament to his fortitude, I'm sure you'll say :D). Besides, if it were REALLY serious, there's no way he'd be playing with true plantar fasciitis. And remember that Kobe is not the first guy to ever play hurt, either. But it's ok bionic-- as the season progresses, and Kobe's FG% tries desperately to creep above 42%, just remember that the excuse train rolls on! :D

Your hate is strong Loki. However, you and your dark master will not be able to keep Kobe out of the playoffs and he will finish with a 45 FG%.

Maybe we should trade Brian Grant for Artest? The Pacers would probably take that right now and it isn't like we would miss Grant. Win win!
 

Loki

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bionic77 said:
:lol

The funniest scene of that ugly incident will always be when that fat bastard stepped to Artest with his fists up.

What was funnier was that Artest got two clean shots in on the guy's face, and the guy didn't even flinch. :lol Artest must punch like a girly-man. :p
 

Cloudy

Banned
Takuan said:
wade_x_bell.gif

:lol

I'm guessing he doesn't make the shot, or gets blocked by Kirilenko. Still, that's hilarious. Defensive specialist indeed.

He got "fouled" and made the fts to force OT where he made the game-winner :p
 

Loki

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Cloudy said:
He got "fouled" and made the fts to force OT where he made the game-winner :p

Yeah, I remember seeing that play and saying to myself, "that's not a foul!"-- Kirilenko covered like half the court in one second to block that shot, and he got robbed on that call. It was a clean block, especially for the end of the game.


lol With all the guys that Wade is making hit the floor, they're gonna have to start calling him Dwayne "Skid Marks" Wade. :D
 

Loki

Count of Concision
Cloudy said:
WOOHOO. Just got League Pass!!! *dancing* :D

Stop rubbing it in. I've been trying to avoid ordering it, what with classes and all. That's the last thing I need. :D I've had it in the past, and it's jut too much of a time-waster lol.
 

DMczaf

Member
bionic77 said:
:lol

D = 0-19.

* > 0 > D

1-19! Get your facts straight!!!1111

And it wasn't his fault, he was set up. This is deep, bionic. Real deep. I'm going to make a documentary about that season, how T-Mac was setup to fail by...

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Loki

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bionic77 said:
If that is true then Wade > Jordan. Because as we all know if:

A>B
B>C

then A >C

Jordowned!

Such are the dubious syllogisms they teach lawyers-in-training. :D


That's quality education right there. ;) :p
 

bionic77

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DMczaf said:
1-19! Get your facts straight!!!1111

And it wasn't his fault, he was set up. This is deep, bionic. Real deep. I'm going to make a documentary about that season, how T-Mac was setup to fail by...

p1_hill_all.jpg

:lol

Dude, you are killing me. You made me start laughing out loud in my copyright class!
 

firex

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bionic77 said:
If that is true then Wade > Jordan. Because as we all know if:

A>B
B>C

then A >C

Jordowned!
I don't get it... I solved for A and got Jordan. Solved for B and got Wade. so you're saying if Jordan > Wade then Jordan > Kobe?

(oh crap, I just turned the NBA thread into high school algebra class)
 

bionic77

Member
firex said:
I don't get it... I solved for A and got Jordan. Solved for B and got Wade. so you're saying if Jordan > Wade then Jordan > Kobe?

(oh crap, I just turned the NBA thread into high school algebra class)

I was trying to be clever. We are trying to get away from the Kobe>Jordan wars and I was trying to say the same thing in a roundabout way.

I guess this sort of thing just flies over the heads of Jordophiles....
 

DarienA

The black man everyone at Activision can agree on
If that And-1 bullshit makes it in to the NBA I will stop watching NBA ball, and that's not a joke.
 

Eminem

goddamit, Griese!
from leno the other night:

"U.S forces have taken Fallujah, but experts say it's going to be hard to keep Iraq's insurgents from going after people in other cities. We can't even keep the Indiana Pacers from going after people in other cities. How many watched that NBA reality show the other night, 'Who Wants To Be Attacked By A Millionaire?' ...

"Did you see Ron Artest go into the stands after that guy? At first, when I saw an NBA player attacking a fan, I thought, 'Uh oh, Kobe must be dating again.' ...

"This is probably the first sporting event in history where the nose bleed seats were right in the front. ...

"Like today, the Pacers unveiled their new slogan, 'If you can't beat 'em, beat 'em!' ...

David Stern saw nothing funny about the situation at the Palace."David Stern is not taking this lightly. Did you see his press conference? I understand he handed out nine suspensions and four Vibe Awards." ...

and from the 19th:

"Jessica Simpson has signed to star in a new movie called 'Room Service.' No word yet who's playing Kobe Bryant."

:lol :lol :lol
 

kgHavok23

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are there any Bulls fans on these forums? are they EVER going to win a game. They got Phoenix, Utah, Cleveland, LA, Miami up nex...0-82 anyone?

hardest team to cheer for in all of sports. except for maybe the Dolphins.
 

Eminem

goddamit, Griese!
kgHavok23 said:
are there any Bulls fans on these forums? are they EVER going to win a game. They got Phoenix, Utah, Cleveland, LA, Miami up nex...0-82 anyone?

hardest team to cheer for in all of sports. except for maybe the Dolphins.

aye. i live in chicago. we have a terrible coach, curry is a scrub, chandler can only rebound. deng and gordon look good. link still looks like the best player we have out there.

before the year started i predicted we'd go 0-12 to start the year. so far i'm right on =/
 

DMczaf

Member
I will return to being a Bulls fan once the Seeds of Krause are gone aka Chandler and Curry. Those two idiots remind me of that fat fuck every time I see them botch a rebound or miss a point blank layup.
 

DMczaf

Member
Eminem said:
but hey, we'll have a great draft pick again this year! because that's what we need, more youth!

:lol

I think the Bulls are trying to challenge the Clippers record for the most 1st round 1-3 picks on a roster.
 

kgHavok23

Member
assuming Paxson actually gets pissed off like no other this offseason coming off a winless season, we will ship Curry, and draft Wayne Simien. mmmm......fantastic college talent...
 

Master Z

Member
You know your team sucks when you lose 102-86 to the fuckin Wizards. Being a die hard Raptor fan is stressful. :( Ah, well it could be worse...at least we're not the Hornets...
 

Cloudy

Banned
Brevin has 35 dimes in the last 2 games....and both are vs. Detroit. RIDICULOUS :lol

PS: Damn, Sonics are blowing the Pups away :eek:
 
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