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Official 2005 NBA Playoffs thread! Now with 100% less Kobe!

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bionic77

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Loki said:
Even though they won, Dirk's stock dropped considerably this series imo, similar to how Peja's fell last year in the playoffs.

Just like Jordan's stock dropped off the planet after someone took that video of him doing some gay ass grind dance with Barkley...

:D

P.S. We are not even going to talk about Magic's stock. That shit hit an all time low with that TNT commercial. :(
 

Cloudy

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Loki said:
Even though they won, Dirk's stock dropped considerably this series imo

And it's not like he was doubled. He just played like crap offensively. His defense and rebounding was pretty good though...

Suns play no D so Dirk will get his numbers. Should be a fun series...
 

Heezzi

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Matrix said:
WTF is he an idiot? Maybe for running into traffic like that,but he was clearly bitch slapped by that midget armstrong and fell hard....figures the Rockets would get no call,Gundy might have really fucked us over with some calls since his comments,but the Rockets just sucked total ass tonight and deserved to lose.

James should have exploded like that..I would have.

That was a clear block.
 

AirBrian

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Wow, what a couple of days...

First: DAMMIT BULLS!!! WTF WAS UP WITH THAT CHOKE-JOB!!!!! :-( That's it, I want Miami to sweep! The Bulls had a helluva season and I'm excited about next year, but DAMN, did they have to out like that? :-(

Next, the Pacers just destroyed Boston in Boston! :lol And Pierce is just a dumbass. Complete dumbass. I'm glad he and that bitch Peyton are out of the playoffs.

Ah, now the Mavs...

Hey Dikembe, why don't you take your finger-waving guarantee and shove it up your ass. Have fun fishing, bitch!!!

Where was the Rockets' D tonight?

Cloudy said:
WTF is this a layup drill? :lol
This summed up the game nicely.

And why the hell didn't T-Mac stay in the game? IT'S THE FRIGGIN' GAME 7! He could like score 20 points in 1 minute. Gundy and T-Mac are retarded.

That said, bring on the Suns! GO MAVS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

Bat

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So, when are we gonna get a picture of the T-Mac "my team is down by 30 and my ass isn't leaving the bench" face? :lol

What an odd set of games. Two 30+ point 7th game blow outs? Wah?

EDIT-

:lol @ Avery Johnson dissing Van Gundy's ref bitching: "I'm not a fan of drama"

(but what about the dead bodies????)
 

Cloudy

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Even if you hate the Mavs, you gotta be happy for Jason Terry. Thankfully he didn't rot away on the Hawks...

So, when are we gonna get a picture of the T-Mac "my team is down by 30 and my ass isn't leaving the bench" face?

Unless Gundy made him sit, I dunno why he'd do that. Unfortunately he'll be ripped for it....
 

DMczaf

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And why the hell didn't T-Mac stay in the game? IT'S THE FRIGGIN' GAME 7! He could like score 20 points in 1 minute. Gundy and T-Mac are retarded.

Did it even matter? Seriously, this is like bitching about Bradley allowing someone to dunk on him.
 
How embarrasing...

Yeah and why didn't T-mac play in the 4th quarter? What is he saving himself for? Maybe with his lazy eye he thought the Rockets were up by 30....
 

AirBrian

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Cloudy said:
Even if you hate the Mavs, you gotta be happy for Jason Terry. Thankfully he didn't rot away on the Hawks...



Unless Gundy made him sit, I dunno why he'd do that. Unfortunately he'll be ripped for it....
T-Mac is the star of the team, if he really wanted to play, would Gundy have much of a choice? And with his offensive explosiveness...? It just doesn't make sense, and I'd be pissed as hell if I were a Rocket fan.
 

Matrix

LeBron loves his girlfriend. There is no other woman in the world he’d rather have. The problem is, Dwyane’s not a woman.
Cloudy said:
Even if you hate the Mavs, you gotta be happy for Jason Terry. Thankfully he didn't rot away on the Hawks...



Unless Gundy made him sit, I dunno why he'd do that. Unfortunately he'll be ripped for it....


Nah I still hate Terry,wish he were wasting away in Atlanta :D
 

DMczaf

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AirBrian said:
T-Mac is the star of the team, if he really wanted to play, would Gundy have much of a choice? And with his offensive explosiveness...? It just doesn't make sense, and I'd be pissed as hell if I were a Rocket fan.

Hey yeah! Lets jump on T-Mac for not playing in the 4th quarter of a 30-40 pt blowout! Screw all the other stuff he did in the series, dude didn't play in the final quarter of a blowout! GET YOUR ASS OUT THERE!

I was joking around with Matrix saying people will find a way to jump on T-Mac for something after Game 7 if they lost, and low and behold you prove me right :lol
 

AirBrian

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DMczaf said:
Did it even matter? Seriously, this is like bitching about Bradley allowing someone to dunk on him.
Um...didn't the Rockets go on a 19-0 run in Game 6 at one point in the 4th? Again, it's game 7, what do you have to lose?

"You play to win the game."

EDIT: I'm jumping on T-Mac AND GUNDY. Also, at the start of the 4th, with T-Mac on the bench, the Mavs were only up 25. :p
 

AirBrian

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Maybe I'm not making myself clear enough. I'm actually complimenting T-Mac. He has killed the Mavs the whole series, put on 10-0 runs against the Mavs by himself. I just don't understand why Gundy (or T-Mac for not demanding to be in the game) would choose to sit him when the game was still reasonably within reach. That's all I'm saying.
 

DMczaf

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bionic77 said:
Neither does that video of Jordan and Barkley dancing!

Yeah, but Jordan and Barkley were at a club. So they had an excuse.

What the hell is Magic's excuse for those Law and Order commercials?!

and im shocked no one has recorded the commercials yet. I want to save them :(
 

bionic77

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DMczaf said:
Yeah, but Jordan and Barkley were at a club. So they had an excuse.

What the hell is Magic's excuse for those Law and Order commercials?!

and im shocked no one has recorded the commercials yet. I want to save them :(

There is no excuse for what Jordan and Barkley were doing.

Magic's excuse is that he has HIV in his brain.
 

Loki

Count of Concision
bionic77 said:
Neither does that video of Jordan and Barkley dancing!

I watched that video, and there is no "grinding" present. At best, it looks like Jordan was pretending to spank Charles' ass for the spectators, as a joke. Wish I could have seen whatever outfit it was Jordan had on, since the report said it was a Bulls "suit" of some kind.
 

themadcowtipper

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DMczaf said:
Yeah, but Jordan and Barkley were at a club. So they had an excuse.

What the hell is Magic's excuse for those Law and Order commercials?!

and im shocked no one has recorded the commercials yet. I want to save them :(

I like the " I miss the Dead bodies" one...... Comedy-Gold
 

DMczaf

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Loki said:
I watched that video, and there is no "grinding" present. At best, it looks like Jordan was pretending to spank Charles' ass for the spectators, as a joke. Wish I could have seen whatever outfit it was Jordan had on, since the report said it was a Bulls "suit" of some kind.

But, the question is...do you have tapes of Jordan dancing in his prime?!
 

Bat

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It's no one on the Rocket's fault, really. McGrady was awesome for 5 games (and was pretty good the other two, too), Yao was absolutely dominant most of the time, and the supporting cast played about as well as you can expect from a unit lead by Bob Sura and Mike James. The truth is that it is was very evident that Dallas was MUCH more talented, especially in the backcourt. They had seven of the nine best players in the series, and the backcourt unit of Terry/Stackhouse/Finley/Howard was just so much better than Houston's.

Once Dallas actually learned how to take advantage of mistmatches (like when Mutumbo on Howard or Padgett on Terry etc.) and Avery Johnson learned how to coach, the series was over.
 

bionic77

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Loki said:
I watched that video, and there is no "grinding" present. At best, it looks like Jordan was pretending to spank Charles' ass for the spectators, as a joke. Wish I could have seen whatever outfit it was Jordan had on, since the report said it was a Bulls "suit" of some kind.

This is a no spin zone Loki. Stop your damage control and accept the truth that your 'hero' has lost it.

You don't see me and Ninjascooter making excuses for Magic's behavior.
 

DMczaf

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bionic77 said:
You don't see me and Ninjascooter making excuses for Magic's behavior.

Oh but you guys tried. But after that 2005 All-Star Weekend disaster from Magic, you
guys just quit.

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SPINNING IS BACK! ITS BACK, BABY!
 

DMczaf

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http://www.myrtlebeachonline.com/mld/myrtlebeachonline/sports/11509096.htm

Have you seen that TNT spot starring Magic Johnson that cross-promotes the NBA playoffs and "Law and Order" reruns? Johnson is such a big fan of "Law and Order" that TNT made him DVDs of all the shows that have aired on the network.

Holy shit, he was paid in Law and Order DVDs? Magic truely has gone insane! :lol Does he think Law and Order DVDs are now a form of currency?
 

Guzim

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DMczaf said:
Holy shit, he was paid in Law and Order DVDs? Magic truely has gone insane! :lol Does he think Law and Order DVDs are now a form of currency?
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And he thinks Aresnio is still popular :(
 

Loki

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Bat said:
Yao was absolutely dominant most of the time...

Were we watching the same series? :p Yao was great for two games and possibly one other half. For the rest, he sucked ass. I heard that at the hotel, people were using his hands to butter their breakfast buns. ;)
 

Fifty

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These must have been the two most (at least for being played on the same day) anticlimatic game 7's ever. What a boring way to end round one.
 

Bat

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Loki said:
Were we watching the same series? :p Yao was great for two games and possibly one other half. For the rest, he sucked ass. I heard that at the hotel, people were using his hands to butter their breakfast buns. ;)

Maybe I overstated it a little bit, but he definetly had three monster games of 30+ points (two of which he only took 13 shots). He has gotten way too much flack for his plays recently. Everyone talks about his defensive deficiencies, but the reason for those is that the Rockets put him in really bad defensive situations on almost every play. When you allow dibble penetration on ever posession, you're gonna make your center look bad, no matter who he is. It's similar to how the Lakers always used to make Shaq look bad when they had Fisher/Fox playing the other team's wing players. At the end of the day, 21/8/3 (points, rebounds, blocks) on 65% shooting is pretty good.
 

Matrix

LeBron loves his girlfriend. There is no other woman in the world he’d rather have. The problem is, Dwyane’s not a woman.
bionic77 said:
You T-Mac lovers are as bad as Konex when it comes to making excuses for your boy.

Making excuses? Only one here is DM backing his man.

The series loss falls squarely on the shoulders of the whole Rockets team and the coaching staff...not T-mac all by himself,which I think is what DM is saying.
 
DMczaf said:
He's in the process of signing Arsenio to a Time-Out sequel.

Time-Out 2 : I AINT DEAD YET!

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Seriously, cut Magic some slack. He's the only known human to beat HIV. So what if he lost a few brain cells along the way. He's invincible.

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DMczaf

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bionic77 said:
You T-Mac lovers are as bad as Konex when it comes to making excuses for your boy.

Pfft, don't even try comparing me to Konex. Until you see me pull up the "Well, most of his shots were before a shot clock violation, so remove those and he shot 50%!" excuse, you take that back. Take it back NOW!
 

Matrix

LeBron loves his girlfriend. There is no other woman in the world he’d rather have. The problem is, Dwyane’s not a woman.
DMczaf said:
Pfft, don't even try comparing me to Konex. Until you see me pull up the "Well, most of his shots were before a shot clock violation, so remove those and he shot 50%!" excuse, you take that back. Take it back NOW!

*DM has become Gundy*

"TAKE IT BACK NOW!!!"
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firex

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bionic77 said:
You T-Mac lovers are as bad as Konex when it comes to making excuses for your boy.
come on, that's a low blow. I understand the rage at your avatar and the tom brady pictures, but don't hate on the Rockets fans. you are forgetting that Konex jinxed the fuck out of game 7 by saying it would be a good game.
 

bionic77

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DMczaf said:
Pfft, don't even try comparing me to Konex. Until you see me pull up the "Well, most of his shots were before a shot clock violation, so remove those and he shot 50%!" excuse, you take that back. Take it back NOW!

Maybe I exaggerated just a litte bit, but there were a lot of similarities. When the Rockets won it the Rocket fans were all "OMG Let me touch you T-Mac!".

But when there was a loss it was blamed on the refs, Yao being garbage, the other scrub players, or even the coach. That is pretty much standard Konexology during the Lakers reign. When the Lakers won it was all Kobe, but when they lost he generally went after the refs first, then Shaq, blamed Fisher for not being able to guard faster point guards, and Phil Jackson for not letting Kobe jack up 50 shots a game. The similarities are eerie...

Cloudy said:
What more could T-Mac have done to win this series, Bionic? Exactly...

I don't think T-Mac lost the series, but everyone seems to blame Yao when they lose and praise T-Mac when they win. T-Mac's play fell off after the first two games as well, so he should share some of the blame too. Plus, it seemed he panicked too early in game 7 and went away from his teammates and before you know it was a blowout. You ask what T-Mac could have done to won the series? He could have shot a better FG% in the games they lost. And worst of all, T-Mac and the entire Rocket team blew it when they won the first two game on the raod. The Mavs were ready to be put away but the Rockets let them stick around, a lot of that has to fall on the leader of the team when things go wrong and as I understand it that is T-Mac.
 

DMczaf

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How about this, Mavs were just the better team?

In the games the Rockets won, T-Mac played like Jordan 2.0 for 48 mins while the bench gave them 35+ pts. Rockets pretty much had to play perfect basketball to beat the Mavs. Mavs just had too much speed and fire power in the end, and Game 7 proved it. I dont blame anyone on the Rockets now, I just realized the Rockets were not the better team. Doug Collins said it best, Game 7 showed what the Rockets need to add to get to the next level in the playoffs...speed. It was just sad seeing Padgett, Sura or Wesley try to guard Terry or Stackhouse, they would just get burned right away.

You can't ask more from T-Mac then what he gave them in the 7 games, averged 31 pts, 7 rebounds, 7 assists, 1.5 steals, 1.5 blocks and shut down Dirk for 7 games. I was pissed off at T-Mac's 4th quarters in Game 3-4 where the Rockets blew 4th quarter leads while he didn't take shots, instead tried to get his teammates shots. I was also mad at his shot selection in the first quarter of Game 7, but when you lose by 40 pts...shit, I'm not going to blame anyone on the Rockets. They tried their hardest to out last the quicker and younger Mavs, and they just couldn't do it for a full series.

There, I'm done talking about the series. Let's move on! I don't feel like pulling a Laker fan move and talking about a team thats not in the playoffs anymore.

PS: Jason Terry is the son of the Devil.
 

DMczaf

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You don't get Yao! Kobe just can't buy his big man love back. You gotta earn it, like T-Mac did!

Kobe needs to play 4 more years without a good center, only then will he earn it back.
 
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