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Official 2005 NBA Playoffs thread! Now with 100% less Kobe!

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Matrix

LeBron loves his girlfriend. There is no other woman in the world he’d rather have. The problem is, Dwyane’s not a woman.
DMczaf said:
Flashback to Sports Guy



:lol

:lol The new face of fear around the league...

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Kobe witnessed the Bowenator,poor Dirk...
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That sweet J will carry us to the promise land dm
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Look at Wesley and Ronald Murray in awe,I know I am..
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Miguel

Member
Here you go.
White Boy Super Squad
White Boy Super Squad

There's Scotty, the Body
Padgett and he might
Be the version of Jordan
That's really, really lily white
He's unfailing when nailing
Game winning last second shots
He would be Optimus Prime
If he was an Autobot

He's on the
White Boy Super Squad
White Boy Super Squad

And Bobby Sura like I'm so Sure-uh
He's got the best of basketball skeeelz
He's the Bombizzle fo shizzle
Some folks would call him a wizzle
I bet Sura buys his threads at Katy Meeelz

He's on the
White Boy Super Squad
White Boy Super Squad

I think that John Berry is so friggin good it's scary
He's more intense than mensas doing math
He's white like cracker, cooked red snapper, like a field of fans of Packers
If you tick him off you will feel his wrath
Guess what I'm tryin' to know when
Ryan the Bowen
When will his honky bootay get a shot
In white vernacular, he's spectacular
He's twice as white as Dracular
Unlike the count he's on the white boy super squad

White Boy Super Squad
White Boy Super Squad


http://www.myspace.com/apolloxviii/ <---click on White Boy Super Squad
 

Matrix

LeBron loves his girlfriend. There is no other woman in the world he’d rather have. The problem is, Dwyane’s not a woman.
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I will never ever get sick of this pic.
 

AirBrian

Member
Loki said:
:lol

Hah, was that there the whole time, or did you change it to "Cloudy" later on? If you had it that way the whole time, why'd you do it in the first place? :p
:lol :lol Yeah, it was there the whole time. The curse, man, the curse! Konex predicts Rockets win = Dallas win. :p

DMczaf said:
Too late!

4qfnub


:lol

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You son-of-a-bitch.

BTW, that's awesome! :lol I hate Bradley.
 

AirBrian

Member
Matrix said:
:lol The new face of fear around the league...

ryan_bowen.jpg


Kobe witnessed the Bowenator,poor Dirk...
a_bryant_kobe_ht.jpg


That sweet J will carry us to the promise land dm
bowen01.jpg


Look at Wesley and Ronald Murray in awe,I know I am..
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Wow, Bowen looks a lot like Bradley! o_O

Good thing the Mavs are a great road team. This series is far from over.
 

Matrix

LeBron loves his girlfriend. There is no other woman in the world he’d rather have. The problem is, Dwyane’s not a woman.
AirBrian said:
Wow, Bowen looks a lot like Bradley! o_O

Good thing the Mavs are a great road team. This series is far from over.

I know your team can easily come back from 0-2 as my Rockets did against the Suns during their magical ride for their 2nd championship.

Just look at it this way..
I never said it was over,my friend your team is only the first step in a greater picture for these Houston Rockets,sit back and savior your place in Rocket history....good or bad.
 

AirBrian

Member
:lol :lol

If Dirk, Finley, Dampier, and Stackhouse all get hurt and somehow the Rockets win the series, T-Mac should hire Bradley to be his personal chauffeur.
 

DarienA

The black man everyone at Activision can agree on
espn

Jackson has already talked to team owner Buss
By Ric Bucher
ESPN The Magazine

Phil Jackson, who coached the Los Angeles Lakers from 1999-2004 and earned three championship rings in the process, is scheduled to meet with Kobe Bryant in Los Angeles later this week.
 

DMczaf

Member
2mavs15.jpg


T-Mac has that "Wheres my Rape Horn at?!" look on his face

And Bill Simmons just doesn't learn

Dallas-Houston: The only real surprise for me. Houston played small for much of the game, playing Yao/Dikembe with T-Mac, Jon Barry/Ryan Bowen, Bobby Sura/Mike James and David Wesley. The appropriate response by Dallas would have been to go small with Nowitzki, Finley, Howard, Stackhouse and Terry, giving it an advantage at four of the five spots. Of course, Avery Johnson (I kept checking their bench to make sure Don Nelson still wasn't coaching them) stubbornly played Dampier 25 minutes, which was suicidal because A) it allowed Houston to guard Nowitzki with T-Mac (bad matchup for Dirk because he couldn't go by him), and B) Dirk had to run around on the defensive end trying to guard smaller shooters. Any time Dallas went small, it would climb back into the game. So why not just stick with it?

As I wrote on Friday, I thought Dallas would KILL Houston in this series. And it still might happen. Sometimes you see that happen in Game 1, when one team tries something so crazy, the other team just doesn't know how to respond – like the Rockets' having Wesley guarding Stackhouse or deciding to leave shooters like Finley and Van Horn wide open. Still, if Dallas doesn't switch to a small lineup, if Nowitzki (who seemed soft and scared in Game 1) doesn't start playing like an MVP candidate again, and if T-Mac can really play 47 minutes a game/guard Nowitzki/run Houston's entire offense (he was MJ-esque in Game 1), the Mavs will absolutely get blown out of this series.

(With that said, I watched too many remarkable Nowitzki performances over the course of the season – there's no way he could submit consecutive world-class stinkers at home. Dallas takes Game 2. Whether coaching costs it the series remains to be seen.)

:lol I wonder what he'll say about Game 3.
 

Matrix

LeBron loves his girlfriend. There is no other woman in the world he’d rather have. The problem is, Dwyane’s not a woman.
The face of an idiot.
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ShadowRed

Banned
DarienA said:
espn

Jackson has already talked to team owner Buss
By Ric Bucher
ESPN The Magazine

Phil Jackson, who coached the Los Angeles Lakers from 1999-2004 and earned three championship rings in the process, is scheduled to meet with Kobe Bryant in Los Angeles later this week.




Whoa I came here to ask if anyone had heard the rumor that Jackson was coming to Dallas. I was so excited at this news then you had to ruin it with this shit.
 

AirBrian

Member
ShadowRed said:
Whoa I came here to ask if anyone had heard the rumor that Jackson was coming to Dallas. I was so excited at this news then you had to ruin it with this shit.
...the hell? I live in Dallas and I haven't heard of this. :lol When and who said this rumor? I thought the four main teams in the running for Jackson were LA, NY, CHI, and CLE...?
 

DMczaf

Member
Bill Simmons finally breaks down

http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=simmons/cowbell/blog

One more note, totally unrelated to Doc's hatchet job: If you like basketball at all, if you've ever cared about it, you need to catch one of these Mavs-Rockets games and see what Tracy McGrady is doing. He just submitted the two best all-around playoff performances by a non-big man since MJ. Seriously. Even when Kobe and Iverson were cruising during their playoff primes, it was always on their terms – they involved their teammates to a certain degree, but only because they needed them, and they were never totally happy about it. In T-Mac's case, he's doing every possible thing to help his team win – finding open shooters, guarding the other team's best guy, taking the game over when it matters, encouraging everyone else – and it's been remarkable to watch. Now THIS is why I love basketball.

:D
 

bionic77

Member
bishoptl said:
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:lol :lol T-mac looks *ahem* uncomfortable, to say the least. :D

BTW, bionic your avatar is fixed. :p

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:(

And hard as it is to admit this, I totally have to agree with Simmons (not about any of the best since Jordan crap, just about how amazing T-Mac played in game 1 and 2).

I keep waiting for Kobe to 'get it' and fully utilize his talents. T-Mac obviously figured it out this season and look at the results. I don't think there is any coincindence in the fact that Kobe's FG% goes UP when he is injured because he actually has to think and use his teammates to score. I just wish he could do that when he is healthy, hopefully he figures it out next season.
 

ShadowRed

Banned
AirBrian said:
...the hell? I live in Dallas and I haven't heard of this. :lol When and who said this rumor? I thought the four main teams in the running for Jackson were LA, NY, CHI, and CLE...?



103.3 Think it's ESPN radio. The Nice guys or something with newy skruggs, the guy who does sports for channel 5. I didn't catch the entire segment but they were saying talking about Jackson taking over after the Mavs get swept out of the playoffs.
 

AirBrian

Member
ShadowRed said:
103.3 Think it's ESPN radio. The Nice guys or something with newy skruggs, the guy who does sports for channel 5. I didn't catch the entire segment but they were saying talking about Jackson taking over after the Mavs get swept out of the playoffs.
Thanks. :)
 

Pimpwerx

Member
My favorite part of that TMac dunk is Barry's reaction on the bench. He rolls out onto the court. :lol Shawn Bradley even got called out by Jay-Z. He's worthless. PEACE.
 
Screamin' A Smith pwned by the new owner of the Cavs in a recent interview

Q: Is it true that you passed notes to Silas during a game asking him to play certain players? Why have rumors persisted about you as a meddlesome owner?

A: Obviously, that is completely false. Can you imagine an owner doing that? It is so absurd, you have to laugh at it. Then again, the "ESPN Entertainer" who said it is the same guy who made up the story about "Jim Paxson being fired within 48 hours" when it was completely untrue and never even discussed here at all. He is also the same guy who made up stories about "LeBron's mother not liking the new ownership team." This guy, lets call him "John A. Doe" is an entertainer, not a journalist. Most people who know basketball realize what a phony this guy is and how he primarily blurts out fantasy on a daily basis. Unfortunately, the Internet has sprung up a bunch of these lazy characters that just read each other's nonsense and rewrite the same story with a few new adjectives. They don't do any real work. They never called me or anyone else for comment. They never asked me if any of this BS was true or not.


Sooner or later, enough of their garbage is written that you become labeled a "meddlesome owner" or a "spoiled rich kid" or your team is now "Dan's house of horrors."

At first, I became angry at it. Now I just laugh it off. I am too focused on the real job of building the Cavaliers into a championship organization than to spend my time paying attention to these muckrakers.

**golf claps for this sorry motherfucker**
 

Dsal

it's going to come out of you and it's going to taste so good
Ninja Scooter said:
Screamin' A Smith pwned by the new owner of the Cavs in a recent interview



**golf claps for this sorry motherfucker**

Suckass A. Smith is another example on the sports side of people hired just to make noise to fill in cable programming time; the stuff on political talk shows is full of similar talentless blowhards that just spout conjecture as "analysis". It ain't journalism, and it's really more closely related to being a circus clown.

The thing is, there's plenty to talk about and debate about sports without just fucking making shit up. Just analyze the facts people, and all will be well.
 

sc0la

Unconfirmed Member
You know I could give a shit about his journalistic integrity, his content, or the lack therof in either of those.

what I really want to know is how a grown man can be so angry about other grown men playing games?
 

AstroLad

Hail to the KING baby
Dsal said:
Suckass A. Smith is another example on the sports side of people hired just to make noise to fill in cable programming time; the stuff on political talk shows is full of similar talentless blowhards that just spout conjecture as "analysis". It ain't journalism, and it's really more closely related to being a circus clown.

The thing is, there's plenty to talk about and debate about sports without just fucking making shit up. Just analyze the facts people, and all will be well.

BULLSHIT

stevie a (or "tha inside skoop" as i call him) is hooked up!1 he is best friends w/ all the major nba playaz, he has shaq's personal #ber and i even heard he has axess to kobe's lil black and white book. he's the one who got them back 2gether (which they are, altho suckas who dont HAVE the inside sCoop think otherwise). he will destroy the cavs by telling lebron to go to la to join shaq and kobe now just b/c the owner pi$$ed him of. he is like the godfather of basketball w/ his conections and influence.

dont be a playahater just b/c u r jealus of his hook-ups. he doesnt get the news by talking to the towelboy or some crap like other so-called 'journalists' (biterz), he just calls up his friends (nba playas) on his boostmobile and its on.
 

Dsal

it's going to come out of you and it's going to taste so good
AstroLad said:
dont be a playahater just b/c u r jealus of his hook-ups. he doesnt get the news by talking to the towelboy or some crap like other so-called 'journalists' (biterz), he just calls up his friends (nba playas) on his boostmobile and its on.

:lol
Man you right. I gotz to hatez the game and nots the tru playa$.
 

Loki

Count of Concision
kgHavok23 said:
I refuse to download that....but if that's from 96-97, then I'm not surprised. There were talks I think....

It's actually from his UNC press conference where announced he was going pro. He said that he'd like to play for the Sixers or Lakers. Jordan never spoke to any other teams any time after being drafted as far as I know, even '96-'98.
 

DarienA

The black man everyone at Activision can agree on
It's early but the Nets are looking outgunned.

The Heat keep going on these quiet spurts and letting the Nets pull close... weird. I guess you can attribute some of that to the aggressive Nets D....
 

Cloudy

Banned
People talk about their bench but I'd say they have the best starting 5 in the league. And their team defense is just disgusting :eek:
 

DMczaf

Member
Dallas,Texas- The Associated Press has issued an Amber Alert for one Dirk Nowitzki.He's listed as 7ft. tall, 245 lbs. and, has messy hair. He was last seen in the regular season scoring points and, helping his team win.It is beleived he may be traveling I-45 between Houston and Dallas.He was beleived to be last seen with a group of Old School Killers popularly known as the Houston Rockets.He may also be dilusional and have a shaky right hand.The subject may also be traveling with a home-made doll in the image of one Steve Nash, formerly of the Dallas Mavericks. If u think you have spotted this individual please approach him, as he is not dangerous. If you are unsure if this is him or not please do the following:Ask him who he is looking for. If he mumbleson Nelson, Avery Johson,Ryan Bowen or ,that t-Mac guy you've found him.If that doesn't work ask him what he is looking for. If he responds with: his touch, the rim or his ballls then you've found him.Please direct him to the nearest airport where he has a ticket waiting in his name to his home land of Germany, for his season is over. Thank you!!!

:lol :lol
 

AirBrian

Member
:-(

(Although it is ironic since the Amber Alert started in the Dallas area.)






AND HE'LL BE FOUND IN HOUSTON ON THURSDAY!!!
 

Tamanon

Banned
Oh yeah this is much better than watching hte Heat and Cavs play instead.....

:lol at the Nets being straighy bitched here.
 

Pimpwerx

Member
Miami needs to cut back on these goddamn turnovers. We're totally handling this powerhouse Nets team, but the turnovers are what's making the difference between a 16 pt lead, and a 25pt lead. Is Vince Carter playing tonight? I couldn't tell. Eddie Jones looks like he's just running around by himself...oh shit, there he is trying to foul out in the 3rd. :) This is Eddie's team again for this series. PEACE.
 
damn wade is good

the thing that stands out to me most about wade is his exceptional conditioning. i see the dude get rocked time and time again downlow, and he just gets up. 360's, people falling on him, taking hard hits to the floor, but the guy always gets up
 

Cloudy

Banned
Alonzo is such a biatch. He could be helping the Nets right now. Why are people hating Carter but Zo gets a free pass :lol
 
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