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[Y2Kev]

you're jealous because you only have one

all i know is that somebody needs to test tacoby

"if you like baseball, you have to like pedroia" SHUT THE FUCK UP

 

[Celsior]

Garcia is out pitching Sab, and Sab is the one that wants a new contract?

 

[Sanjuro]

all i know is that somebody needs to test tacoby

Shut the fuck up. They already released statements saying he is 100% beef.

 

[Sharp]

Shut the fuck up. They already released statements saying he is 100% beef.

But did they check him for moose antler juice?

 

[eznark]

Shut the fuck up. They already released statements saying he is 100% beef.

Know who else never failed a steroid test? Brady Anderson.

 

[DevelopmentArrested]

"Vernon Wells was supposed to carry that lineup"

Haha good one Kruk

 

[Y2Kev]

Shut the fuck up. They already released statements saying he is 100% beef.

so somebody actually gave him a hot dog booster shot?

 

[Sanjuro]

so somebody actually gave him a hot dog booster shot?

Yeah, Beltre jammed it into his McRibs last season.

 

[Sanjuro]

"Look how erect he is..."

 

[talisayNon]

Real baseball fans do the wave. Sorry.

Spoiler

not kidding

 

[Dragon]

I think Orel would be fine on his own. Just the fact that he talked about taking a longer stride adding 3 mph to pitches was interesting enough to me. Not sure why they're having a circle jerk over all the Sox players though.

 

[Doytch]

I think Orel would be fine on his own. Just the fact that he talked about taking a longer stride adding 3 mph to pitches was interesting enough to me. Not sure why they're having a circle jerk over all the Sox players though.

Orel and Miller would be godmode.

 

[h3ro]

This broadcast makes me miss Michael Kay.

 

[Corran Horn]

PICK UP THE SPEED OF PLAY!

Slow ass yankee/red sox games

:/

 

[Sanjuro]

Nice.

Did Chavez just go on the DL to grow out his mustache?

 

[h3ro]

AWV98324;iksvdvlWFE;Okoijaasdf

ffffuuu

dbag

 

[CajoleJuice]

This game is going to end after midnight lolololol

 

[Dragon]

Yeah Chavez' mustache is borderline Giambi pornstache.

 

[weekend_warrior]

Sigh... Boone Logan gonna give up about 3 runs this inning. Another series to Boston.

 

[Sanjuro]

Are you fucking kidding me Varitek...

 

[Doytch]

varitek should never swing, ever.

cano is super defensive second base man.

 

[Square Triangle]

What's going on in Fenway? *Turns to ESPN*

Oh, ...wow.

 

[Sanjuro]

Cano has a laser arm though.

 

[Malo]

Yeah Chavez' mustache is borderline Giambi pornstache.

Let's hope he doesn't wear a gold thong like Giambi.

 

[Doytch]

Cano has a laser arm though.

aint no frenchy

 

[Y2Kev]

who or what the hell is cory wade

jesus

 

[Square Triangle]

GOOD GAME ELLS.

 

[weekend_warrior]

wow-zers.

 

[talisayNon]

This ump's strike zone sucks.

 

[Square Triangle]

Only Joe Buck could make this game more exciting.

 

[Malo]

This ump's strike zone sucks.

.

 

[weekend_warrior]

Are you fucking kidding me with that strikeout call? What a fucking asshole.

 

[talisayNon]

wow good thing he's not black.

 

[Malo]

Gardner hr? :lol

 

[weekend_warrior]

Yes! Gardner hits a little league homerun!

Gardner hr? :lol

little league park.

 

[eznark]

Charlie Manuels MVP right there.

 

[Square Triangle]

Maybe they should chant "Yankees suck" less?

 

[weekend_warrior]

And here comes the dirty baseball. Keep it classy boston.

 

[BigAT]

Gritty, gutty...Brett Gardner.

 

[eznark]

Tony LaRussa is now going to hit Taco Bellsbury in the back of the head.

 

[Sanjuro]

And here comes the dirty baseball. Keep it classy boston.

Right...

 

[Dragon]

And here comes the dirty baseball. Keep it classy boston.

Yeah you're right. I mean they meant to hit Jeter to bring up the Yankees best hitter. It's not like Jeter has been AWFUL this year.

Yes! Gardner hits a little league homerun!

The ball was hit 400 feet.

 

[Sharp]

Yeah you're right. I mean they meant to hit Jeter to bring up the Yankees best hitter. It's not like Jeter has been AWFUL this year.

He's hitting .274!!!111!!1! I wonder if he'll reach .300 this year

 

[Celsior]

Jeter has been hitting .330 since he got off the DL, also has hit the ball hard twice today.

 

[Dragon]

Jeter has been hitting .330 since he got off the DL, also has hit the ball hard twice today.

That's inconsequential. Granderson is 100x the hitter Jeter is this year.

 

[eznark]

Sorry, that is a balk.

 

[Celsior]

Damn that move is insane, has to be a balk

 

[Dragon]

Sorry, that is a balk.

It's been a balk the last six times he's done it too. The 1B umpire is a tool.

Morales is going to give up a bomb to Teixeira.

 

[Malo]

Jeter has been hitting better since the all star break, but yeah.. If they're going to hit somebody on purpose it would be Granderson.

 

[Celsior]

Leaving a lefty in to face Tex on his better side at Fenway..............OK