SmokeyTV: Here with Kerrick Doolittle, rookie phenom QB for the Texans. Kerrick how are you feeling today?
Kerrick Doolittle: Man I'm too turnt right now
STV: OK...How does it feel to play Super Bowl LI in the city you call home?
KD: It is a real blessing. You know not a lot of nig..I mean dudes are able to get to this point. For me to do it in year 1? And we are hosting the SB? Oh you know it's about to go dawn. South side, PA, 3RD ward, Dead End, Acres Homes I see y'all we in this bitch RIP Pimp C.
STV: As a rookie did you ever think this was possible?
KD: Nah. I thought I'd be spending most nights in the strip with my boy James Harden. But you know I put in work and eventually it paid off. I had a few struggles like the Chiefs for instance, but Coach Crimson ain't shit. He was sending me all kinds of messages after the game and I told myself I can't listen to this. I can't be like this. I will rise.
STV: I know you're close with your divisional opponents. Is that a little weird?
KD: Shoutout to my ninja Greg. Shoutout DJ Bowser. I ain't wanna give a shoutout to Soka because you know that guy is a witch. But it's all good shout out to Soka. AFC SOUTH.
STV: Any thoughts on your opponent in tonight's game?
KD: I mean I have tons of respect for FMT. He is a legend in the game and demands that you pay attention to the details. But you know I feel I was put on this Earth to eat. And I'm gonna eat.
STV: Thanks for your time Kerrick
KD: No problem. Fuk Wellie tho.