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Official March NBA Thread - Kobex Curse Inside

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Damn, Ben Gordon truly is Mr. 4th quarter. :lol He is sick!

I can't believe the Spurs are going to pull this one out after letting the Bulls shoot 55% from the floor. The team is not looking very sharp these days, but at least Tim is back to MVP form.

Eminem, you should be really proud of your team. They have made such an improvement it is scary. What a future they have.
 
Wow, Kobe MUGGED Stackhouse on that break. No call. :lol


EDIT: AND AGAIN Stack gets mugged w/no call! :lol Refs sucking the Lakers off.
 
Loki, you are starting to scare me. I think you average 2.5 Kobes per post, well over Konex's Hall of Shame average of 2.32 Kobes.
 
I didn't catch the 2nd foul, but on the first foul Kobe touched his arm after Stackhouse had alredy let the ball go.
 
VPhys said:
I didn't catch the 2nd foul, but on the first foul Kobe touched his arm after Stackhouse had alredy let the ball go.
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Not quite. There was ridiculous body contact; Stack pulled the ball back and hung long enough to get a whistle. Kobe had no ball. Mugging.
 
<Jim Gray> Are you aware that you have never lost 5 games in a row?

<Kobe> Now I am...

*awkward silence*

:lol :lol

How the hell did Jim Gray get a star on the Walk of Fame?!
 
Kobe and Jim Gray look like they are secret lovers :lol

PS: Lakers need to stay out of the penalty if they want to win this game...
 
:lol

Damn, did you see the longing, lustful look in Jim Gray's eyes when he was asking Kobe those questions? :D Real hard-hitting questions, too-- "what will you do to not lose your fifth game in a row?" Can anyone NOT do Jim Gray's job? :P
 
Loki said:
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Can anyone NOT do Jim Gray's job? :P
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I would think that it would be hard to talk with that much dick in your mouth
 
Blackace said:
I would think that it would be hard to talk with that much dick in your mouth
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:lol

He was coached by Ahmad! :D


Hah, Kobe flails his arms and does the patented Kobe "yelp" to get the refs' attention on every play where someone so much as breathes on him. :lol
 
LOL @ Walton's comment: "Kobe goes over to Halle and says, 'why do you like Caron instead of me?'" :lol
 
Loki said:
Hah, Kobe flails his arms and does the patented Kobe "yelp" to get the refs' attention on every play where someone so much as breathes on him. :lol
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do you really have to point this out every game? Everyone already knows about Kobe's patented, Navi from Zelda style "HEY!". Its like saying "OMG did you see on that last play Michael Jordan stuck out his tongue!"
 
Ninja Scooter said:
do you really have to point this out every game? Everyone already knows about Kobe's patented, Navi from Zelda style "HEY!".
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:lol

But yes...yes I do. ;) :D
 
bionic77 said:
Its ok to be obsessed with Kobe Loki, but at least tell us this isn't a sexual fascination....
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:lol

But seriously-- I can do better than Kobe. ;) I ain't no gold-digger! :D


Hah, Butler's really trying to impress Halle. :P
 
Does Helle and Buttlor have something goin on?
 
isamu said:
Does Helle and Buttlor have something goin on?
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Jim Gray interviewed her and she said she likes him the best cos he was on Jay Leno and wasn't afraid to cry on tv. Said she loves that in a man. Too bad he has a fiancee :lol
 
Cloudy said:
No Tierre and Sasha + limited minutes for Cook. Looks like the coaching staff wants to win some games...
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Man, Lakers deserve to lose 70 games just for having guys named "Sasha" and "Tierre" on the same team. ;) :P
 
Cloudy said:
Jim Gray interviewed her and she said she likes him the best cos he was on Jay Leno and wasn't afraid to cry on tv. Said she loves that in a man. Too bad he has a fiancee :lol
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"Fuckin' cockblocker!!"
 
Loki said:
Hello isamu, this is Loki. I hope you're enjoying the game. ;)


Yes, they're apparently dating. :P
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Screw you Loki :lol :lol :lol
 
Cloudy said:
Man, Kobe showed me something tonight. Stepping up HUGE in a must game for these guys....
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Yeah, he had a great game, especially in the 4th, but can we just have ONE game where he makes more FG's than FT's? Just one? :D
 
Loki said:
Yeah, he had a great game, especially in the 4th, but can we just have ONE game where he makes more FG's than FT's? Just one? :D
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Edit: My bad, Loki was right. Yahoo's "final" boxscore was from like halfway through the 4th.
 
On the NBA TV highlight, they show Halle kissing Caron on the cheek after the game. Don't pull a Kobe, dude! :lol
 
Oogami said:
Well next game is the Mavs, who just lost to the Clippers. Lakers will win next game. :)
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I called it!

And with next game against the Pacers, who's just placed O'Neal on the injured list......... :lol
 
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