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Official March NBA Thread - Kobex Curse Inside

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Eminem

goddamit, Griese!
bionic77 said:
Its on!

P.S. Never forget you won a bet by betting on the Pats. I don't know how you sleep at night.

on piles of money with lots of women =(

BatiGOOOOOOL said:
Damn, Ben Gordon truly is Mr. 4th quarter. :lol He is sick!

I can't believe the Spurs are going to pull this one out after letting the Bulls shoot 55% from the floor. The team is not looking very sharp these days, but at least Tim is back to MVP form.

Yeah, Ben is fucking scarey in the 4th. Absolutely ridiculous. Even that last three that meant nothing...he was 3 feet behind the line.
Was a great effort by the Bulls. Not many Eastern teams can say they played that well in San Antonio, especially when we were missing one of our starters.
Duncan murdered us in the first half. Chandler contained him a bit better in the second half. Manu's back to back threes were the backbreaker, even though we took the lead after that point.
We had so many opportunities, too. We easily coulda won that game. Skiles made awful, awful subs in the 4th though.
Othella was flat out schooling whichever Spur was on him, so what does Skiles do? Takes him out for Antonio fuckin' Davis on the biggest posession of the game. And Nocioni was having a huge game, yet he barely played at all in the 4th. ARG.

TD is still my favorite player in the NBA though. I love watching him more than I like watching AI/Tmac/etc. He's so fucking calm and smooth.

Eminem, you should be really proud of your team. They have made such an improvement it is scary. What a future they have.

haha yeah, this much is true. Still wanted a win though =(
 
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"That was just for TV, don't touch me!"
 

Shinobi

Member
DMczaf said:
Found a poster for Shinobi

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*Sigh*





Ninja Scooter said:
Toronto...where bigmen go to die.
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"Goodbye, dignity."

Are you kidding? Zo and Dream made more money doing less then any other athlete in the history of sports. We pretty much paid for their retirement homes.

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"The Toronto Raptors...bending over for over the hill centers everywhere."






Fifty said:
They should fire John Nash!!! Signing Fats Randolph to a max contract when they didn't need to was stupid enough, but along with Rafliff and Miles' insane contracts, the guy is just insane. Someone should make a reality show with Rob Babcock (Raps GM) and John Nash. The premise can be that they're trapped in a cage with nothing but a telephone, along with water and ants to eat and drink, and the only way to get out is to make a move that improves your team.

Somehow you forgot the gem of the NBA's GM crew...

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bishoptl said:

You know what's sad? I'd probably still hit that. :lol






etiolate said:
The pregame prayer before all Lakers home games was performed by an evangelist who pleaded for a victory and blamed supernatural powers for LA's struggles this season. ``Konex, take your hands off this team!'' bellowed Carol Thomas. ``This is a first-class team!'' ... The Hornets broke a four-game skid and won for the first time in 10 tries with their alternative ``Civil Lawsuit gold'' uniforms.


fixed

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alejob said:
From the yahoo play by play:

7:15 PHI - C. Webber offensive rebound
7:15 PHI - C. Webber misses a layup
7:18 PHI - C. Webber offensive rebound
7:18 PHI - C. Webber misses a layup
7:22 PHI - C. Webber offensive rebound
7:22 PHI - C. Webber misses a layup
7:26 PHI - C. Webber misses a layup

:lol


:lol :lol :lol
 
From the yahoo play by play:

7:15 PHI - C. Webber offensive rebound
7:15 PHI - C. Webber misses a layup
7:18 PHI - C. Webber offensive rebound
7:18 PHI - C. Webber misses a layup
7:22 PHI - C. Webber offensive rebound
7:22 PHI - C. Webber misses a layup
7:26 PHI - C. Webber misses a layup
7:27 PHI - C. Webber calls timeout
7:27 PHI - PHI has no timeouts

fixed
 

Cloudy

Banned
C Webb was actually benched for most of the 4th and he looked mad as hell. He came back with a few mins left and immediately missed a shot then turned it over leading to the Hawks going up by one with seconds left.

Sixers are the luckiest team ever though. 7.8 seconds left, Ivo falls on his ass and loses the rock. Picks it up before any Hawks player and finds Jackson under the hoop for a layup which rims out but he was fouled. Sixers win by 1 as Hawks bungle the inbounds pass with 1.2 secs left :lol
 

Shinobi

Member
Ninja Scooter said:
Quote:
From the yahoo play by play:

7:15 PHI - C. Webber offensive rebound
7:15 PHI - C. Webber misses a layup
7:18 PHI - C. Webber offensive rebound
7:18 PHI - C. Webber misses a layup
7:22 PHI - C. Webber offensive rebound
7:22 PHI - C. Webber misses a layup
7:26 PHI - C. Webber misses a layup
7:27 PHI - C. Webber calls timeout
7:27 PHI - PHI has no timeouts

fixed

:lol :lol :lol
 

All Hail C-Webb

Hailing from the Chill-Web
Fifty said:
You got the mods to change your name to "All Hail C-Webb"

:lol :lol :lol :lol How much did you pay them? Hopefully Chris will reimburse you.

Before tags were removed my tag also read "Philadelphia's saviour."
Philly won today, and Chris had another decent game. I don't think he will average 20/10/5 with the sixers, but 16/8/4 with Iverson by his side should be just fine.
 

Eminem

goddamit, Griese!
ben gordon is 9-13 with 20 points. fucking MONEY.


....now hopefully we can hold onto this small lead and take the W


omfg talk about giving the goddamn game away. UGH
 

Eminem

goddamit, Griese!
scoreless over the last 4 minutes. just awful.

god damnit. this is gonna be 3 losses in a row, and we should have at least won one of the last two. aaaaaarg.


and also, FUCK YOU SCOTT SKILES. this is two games in a row you refused to play Curry, even though he's not injured. fuck you, you're costing us games with Antonio fucking Davis out there all the time. idiot. no wonder Curry has said he won't come back if Skiles is the coach next year.
 

DMczaf

Member
Wow, Cavs lost AGAIN? That's 5 in a row...

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"The last time you'll be seeing this trophy anytime soon, bron bron..."
 

kgHavok23

Member
the Bulls are unbelievable. almost 6 minutes without scoring. CMON ITS THE BUCKS! Damnit, talk about throwing away an easy win.
 

Eminem

goddamit, Griese!
kgHavok23 said:
the Bulls are unbelievable. almost 6 minutes without scoring. CMON ITS THE BUCKS! Damnit, talk about throwing away an easy win.


no shit. and although i was praising skiles earlier in the year, i wouldn't be upset at ALL if he gets canned after this season. he simply is GOD AWFUL at subbing.
he sits Curry to plays scrubs like AD and Griffin all the time, who are worthless. god. so irritating.

Skiles is going to run Curry out of town. Skiles does it just to prove he is a "tough" coach. I'm sick of this BS. Curry not in the game in the 4th?? that was stupid. Ben Gordon can't bring us back all the time.
 

AstroLad

Hail to the KING baby
Eminem said:
no shit. and although i was praising skiles earlier in the year, i wouldn't be upset at ALL if he gets canned after this season. he simply is GOD AWFUL at subbing.
he sits Curry to plays scrubs like AD and Griffin all the time, who are worthless. god. so irritating.

Skiles is going to run Curry out of town. Skiles does it just to prove he is a "tough" coach. I'm sick of this BS. Curry not in the game in the 4th?? that was stupid. Ben Gordon can't bring us back all the time.

That is exactly what happened when he coached the Suns, nice little honeymoon period but then everyone realized he is not a long-term coach at all.
 

Eminem

goddamit, Griese!
Timberwolves: Cassell in street clothes

by Fanball Staff - Fanball.com
Saturday, March 5, 2005

News
Guard Sam Cassell reprised his role as the Timberwolves' ugliest cheerleader again on Friday night. He was unavailable to play because of a hamstring injury, which has cost him seven of the Wolves' last ten games.

Views
If Cassell's hamstring heals, which we doubt will ever happen, he will still not be a dependable fantasy option because his minutes will be limited and he'll always be one step away from aggravating the problem.


:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol
 

bionic77

Member
Eminem said:
omg i found bionic's website: http://airjudden2.tripod.com/ejf/indexf.html


that's just sad, man.

I wish I started such a brilliant website. That guy proves once and for all that Jordan was a overrated ball hog, and he did it with math that I must assume to be correct!

Math > tapes. The eye (especially Loki's eyes) can be easily decieved.

Edit: Here is some of the brilliance on display for that website:

"Why did jordon fire Doug Collins?

Answer: In 1989, the Bulls, thanks to jordon’s foolishness, had dug themselves into a hole and were on the verge of missing the playoffs, something they had not done since 1983. The team had been improving, since they traded for Scottie Pippen, by actually getting to the 2nd round of the playoffs, something Foolish jordon could not do, despite having teammates like Gervin, Oakley, and Orlando Woolridge.

Just when Chicago’s hopes seemed their dimmest, their bright young coach, Doug Collins, realized that jordon’s foolishness was costing the team wins. As a result, in a controversial move that has been hailed as "brilliant and enlightened" by some and "professional suicide" by others, he moved jordon to point guard and he told jordon that he wanted jordon to quit hogging the ball, and pass the ball to the better shooters on the team, guys like John Paxson, Craig Hodges, Pippen, Grant, Bill Cartwright, and Dave Corazine. jordon balked, but when Collins threatened to bench him, and put Sam Vincent at the point guard (which Collins wanted to do, but at which management certainly would have freaked), jordon obliged. The result? Chicago started winning. jordon had 11 triple-doubles in 13 games (A sub-13 games for a great like Oscar Robertson, but still respectable, especially for a fool like jordon)."

Here is some more of his brilliance on display:

"How can you say jordon is a terrible defensive player when he has been named to the all-defensive team many times and even won a Defensive Player of the Year award in 1988?

Answer: Yet another bogus accomplishment of jordon’s, just like his dunk contest titles. The coaches submit their selections to the league office, and jordon’s pawn, Stern, changes the votes. Look at 1996 and 1997 as examples: In 1997, Allen Iverson, the superb point guard for the Philadelphia Sixers torched Foolish jordon. Then, he got in jordon’s face and told him that he did not respect jordon. (As a result, jordon used his media empire to smear Iverson’s good name). Now supposedly, when you make jordon mad, he abuses you, yet Iverson kept torching Foolish jordon over and over. Then, he publicly humiliated the no-defense fool with his wicked crossover. You can see the video clip on the home page. I don’t recall any rookies ever getting in Wilt’s face and mocking him. The reason Iverson doesn’t respect jordon is because jordon is a fool who hasn’t proven he deserves any respect.

Then, Pooh Richardson torched jordon for 18 points in 3 quarters. Iverson is understandable, since he is the finest young point guard talent since Oscar Robertson, but Richardson? A guy who wasn’t voted a playoff share by his teammates in Indiana, because of his non-contributions? In the 4th quarter, Phil Jackson wisely put Ron Harper on Richardson, and tried to hide jordon in the Chicago zone. After the game, jordon the hypocrite, publicly ripped Dennis Rodman for Rodman’s supposed lack of defense on Loy Vaught (I think Rodman held Vaught to 14 points in 4 quarters), and didn’t want to talk about his own inability to guard a low-quality guard.

Damon Stoudamire is yet another guard to humiliate jordon. jordon jockers try to say that Stoudamire and Iverson are quick, and should give "all-world defense" jordon problems (while failing to realize their contradiction). Yet, Phil opted to put Scottie Pippen, a FORWARD, on jordon’s man. That says volumes about Pippen’s amazing defense and jordon’s lack of it."
 

Loki

Count of Concision
bionic77 said:
I wish I started such a brilliant website. That guy proves once and for all that Jordan was a overrated ball hog, and he did it with math that I must assume to be correct!

Math > tapes. The eye (especially Loki's eyes) can be easily decieved.

Edit: Here is some of the brilliance on display for that website:

<tripe snipped>

:lol


Wait, wait-- lemme go through this again in case you missed it the first time:


# of 50+ point games: 39 for Jordan vs. 5 for Kobe

# of 40+ point games: 240 vs. ~40 for Kobe

Scoring titles: 10 vs. 0

Rings: 6 vs. 3

Rings as "the man" on the team: 6 vs. 0

Finals MVP: 6 vs.-- you guessed it-- 0

Season MVP's: 5 vs...OMG...0

Defensive player of the year awards: 1 vs....get outta town! 0

First-team selections: 10 vs. 3

Defensive first-team selections: 9 vs. 3-- and three questionable selections, at that

Career scoring average: 30.2 vs. 22.6

Steals titles: 3 vs. OMG goose eggs...0

Career FG%: 51% vs. 45%

Seasons over 2 steals/game: 10 vs. 1

First-place finishes in efficiency rankings: 7 vs.-- I see a trend!-- 0

Finishes in the top 2 in the efficiency rankings: 10 vs...da-dum...0

Seasons with the most total points in the league: 11 vs. 1

Olympic gold medals: 2 vs. 0

Playoff scoring average: 33.5 ppg vs. 22.6 ppg



etc. etc. etc.


Thank you for your time. ;) :)
 

DMczaf

Member
Loki said:
:lol


Wait, wait-- lemme go through this again in case you missed it the first time:


# of 50+ point games: 39 for Jordan vs. 5 for Kobe

# of 40+ point games: 240 vs. ~40 for Kobe

Scoring titles: 10 vs. 0

Rings: 6 vs. 3

Rings as "the man" on the team: 6 vs. 0

Finals MVP: 6 vs.-- you guessed it-- 0

Season MVP's: 5 vs...OMG...0

Defensive player of the year awards: 1 vs....get outta town! 0

First-team selections: 10 vs. 3

Defensive first-team selections: 9 vs. 3-- and three questionable selections, at that

Career scoring average: 30.2 vs. 22.6

Steals titles: 3 vs. OMG goose eggs...0

Career FG%: 51% vs. 45%

Seasons over 2 steals/game: 10 vs. 1

First-place finishes in efficiency rankings: 7 vs.-- I see a trend!-- 0

Finishes in the top 2 in the efficiency rankings: 10 vs...da-dum...0

Seasons with the most total points in the league: 11 vs. 1

Olympic gold medals: 2 vs. 0

Playoff scoring average: 33.5 ppg vs. 22.6 ppg



etc. etc. etc.


Thank you for your time. ;) :)

chris-tucker.jpg


"bionic, you got knocked the FUCK out!"
 

DMczaf

Member
Ninja Scooter said:
there's only one stat that counts, Loki.


Hot Wives- Kobe 1, Jordan 0.


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"Haha ha ha-aaaawww shit."

But then that's canceled out by another stat

Number of Times Caught Cheating on Hot Wives with Ugly Skanks- Kobe 1, Jordan 0.

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"Shit, the lights were out..."

You may say "But Jordan cheated on his wife with an ugly skank too! Why 0?!", but that comes back to the Hot Wives stat.
 

Loki

Count of Concision
bionic77 said:
:lol

Loki, you seriously got Kobe on the brain.

<cups his hand to his ear>

Huh? Kobe tried to give you brain? Wouldn't surprise me one bit, that lecherous animal... :D
 

DMczaf

Member
Loki said:
<cups his hand to his ear>

Huh? Kobe tried to give you brain? Wouldn't surprise me one bit, that lecherous animal... :D

I'm scared to think what Loki will do IF Kobe does win a title without Shaq. There better be extra security at every Clock Tower that day...
 

Loki

Count of Concision
DMczaf said:
I'm scared to think what Loki will do IF Kobe does win a title without Shaq. There better be extra security at every Clock Tower that day...

To be certain, this is the primary reason that America needs to pass strict gun control laws ASAP. ;) :p


That Loki is nuts-- you don't know WHAT he'll do!!!111oneone :D
 

bionic77

Member
DMczaf said:
I'm scared to think what Loki will do IF Kobe does win a title without Shaq. There better be extra security at every Clock Tower that day...

This is starting to look like a:
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May God have mercy on Kobe's soul...
 

Loki

Count of Concision
bionic77 said:
This is starting to look like a:
fatal_attraction.JPG


May God have mercy on Kobe's soul...


Bionic: forced to use an avatar he abhors; Loki: not.

Loki: custom tag; bionic: not.


Victor: Loki ;) :p
 

Miguel

Member
Loki said:
Bionic: forced to use an avatar he abhors; Loki: not.

Loki: custom tag; bionic: not.


Victor: Loki ;) :p

GAF Member #
Loki: 64
bionic77: 874


Google Fight:
Loki: 1,470,000 results
bionic77: 495 results
 

Loki

Count of Concision
bionic77 said:
Loki: fatal attraction of Kobe Bryant; bionic: not.

Loser: Kobe Bryant. ;)

:lol

Bionic, my member # is a perfect square; yours isn't. Concede now and save face. ;)


Yes, I'm sad for noticing that. : /
 

Cloudy

Banned
Frikken Clipps get destroyed by Nuggz on their own court. Lakers fall out of 8th spot if they lose tomorrow :(
 

DMczaf

Member
Cloudy said:
Frikken Clipps get destroyed by Nuggz on their own court. Lakers fall out of 8th spot if they lose tomorrow :(

Like I said earlier, if Kobe misses the playoffs because of Melo it's going to be a great day for GAF. Remember last season when Konex was a Melo fan over Bron, and then Konex dropped Melo earlier this season because he was struggling?


karma.jpg
 

Loki

Count of Concision
Cloudy said:
Frikken Clipps get destroyed by Nuggz on their own court. Lakers fall out of 8th spot if they lose tomorrow :(

Not to despair! Kobe will will them into the fifth seed by the time the playoffs start! :p


The Fakers' backup plan if Kobe goes cold? All Tierre, all game. :D
 

DMczaf

Member
bionic,1991 NBA Finals is on ESPN Classic. They had a clip of Magic saying

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"OH MY GOD! Did you see that!?...oh wait, we're still playing a game!"

talking about Jordan's famous move, the look on Magic's face was hilarious. I guess this was the start of crazy talking, fat Magic; and the end of the great basketball player Magic.
 

Loki

Count of Concision
"OH MY GOD! Did you see that!?...oh wait, we're still playing a game!"

talking about Jordan's famous move, the look on Magic's face was hilarious. I guess this was the start of crazy talking, fat Magic; and the end of the great basketball player Magic.


johnson-magic.jpg


"Obsequious deference to my bball superior is BACK. It's back, baby!"


1991 Finals assist averages:

Magic: 10.9 apg
JordOn: 11.5 apg


Magic: out-johnsoned. :D BIONIC AM CRYING! :p
 

bionic77

Member
DMczaf said:
bionic,1991 NBA Finals is on ESPN Classic. They had a clip of Magic saying

johnson-magic.jpg


"OH MY GOD! Did you see that!?...oh wait, we're still playing a game!"

talking about Jordan's famous move, the look on Magic's face was hilarious. I guess this was the start of crazy talking, fat Magic; and the end of the great basketball player Magic.

I can't really think of any way to provide damage control for the kind of harm Magic inflicts on himself with pro-Jordan statements like that or when he talks about how "X is back!".

It must be the AIDS talking. :(
 
Loki said:
johnson-magic.jpg


"Obsequious deference to my bball superior is BACK. It's back, baby!"


1991 Finals assist averages:

Magic: 10.9 apg
JordOn: 11.5 apg


Magic: out-johnsoned. :D BIONIC AM CRYING! :p

Michael could only manage less than one more assist per game than a man with AIDS?!?
 

DMczaf

Member
bionic77 said:
I can't really think of any way to provide damage control for the kind of harm Magic inflicts on himself with pro-Jordan statements like that or when he talks about how "X is back!".

It must be the AIDS talking. :(

I can't really make fun of Magic fans because I know in like 4-5 years Jordan will end up ruining his legacy with appearances on All-Star weekend and gaining over 120 lbs. During his 2nd retirement, he started to gain a beer gut but when he returned for one last run he got back in shape before he formed what I call the Magic Post-Retirement Body. Now that Jordan is officially gone forever, i know by 2009 Jordan will have those thick thighs, round waist and man breasts. Then later on, he'll start to shout out random sayings like "BASKETBALL IS BACK! ITS BACK BABY!" and "They need to do well in the 2nd half, especially in the 3rd and 4th quarters."

:(
 

bionic77

Member
Ninja Scooter said:
Michael could only manage less than one more assist per game than a man with AIDS?!?

:lol

You beat me to it.

DMczaf said:
I can't really make fun of Magic fans because I know in like 4-5 years Jordan will end up ruining his legacy with appearances on All-Star weekend and gaining over 120 lbs. During his 2nd retirement, he started to gain a beer gut but when he returned for one last run he got back in shape before he formed what I call the Magic Post-Retirement Body. Now that Jordan is officially gone forever, i know by 2009 Jordan will have those thick thighs, round waist and man breasts. Then later on, he'll start to shout out random sayings like "BASKETBALL IS BACK! ITS BACK BABY!" and "They need to do well in the 2nd half, especially in the 3rd and 4th quarters."

:(

If you think you have it bad, just think what effect fatso Jordan will have on Loki.
 
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