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Please help me decipher this Playstation 2 commercial

kaching

"GAF's biggest wanker"
ohamsie said:
but WHAT DOES IT MEAN?
It means you might be "assaulted" by porn stars if you play games on Playstation, especially if you like golf (*kicks self for not liking golf*). DUH.

:p
 
I have no idea what it means. Sony earlier this gen had David Lynch do those "The Third Place" commercials and I don't think anyone knows what they mean still.
 

Suikoguy

I whinny my fervor lowly, for his length is not as great as those of the Hylian war stallions
that was hillarious and strange at the same time... the mind boggles
 

AlphaSnake

...and that, kids, was the first time I sucked a dick for crack
SolidSnakex said:
Ahh found it! This is quite possibly the greatest game commercial ever:

http://217.153.29.18/~michal/nov/wrc3.wmv

It's Sony's UK WRC3 "Bumps and Curves" commercial. It's not very work safe, but its really good.

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