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[Diablos]

Reince's "Trump wins" map:

Hahahaha

 

[Yellowtail]

Guam doesn't count because reasons. Obviously.

But it's as significant as winning South Carolina.

 

[Dubbedinenglish]

Trump actually had momentum. Maybe it was something else.

Pivotmentum

 

[Holmes]

Remaining uncommitted Guam supers say they'll follow the popular vote and support Hillary. Not that there was any doubt.

 

[royalan]

Unlike Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton Lacks A Simple, Clear Economic Message [NPR]

Too much superhero in my politics

Pretty much my thoughts.

People can't accept that maybe, just maybe, Hillary Clinton not filling our heads with empty platitudes might actually be part of her appeal.

My mom called it the "Tired of the bullshit" vote.

 

[User 406]

Guam is literally the most southern primary, even more so than the conservative hotbed that is Hawaii.

Well, it has never ever given any electoral votes to Democrats in the general election! Am conservative deep south total.

 

[Sirpopopop]

Holmes - that's pretty unfair. Bernie is winning the popular vote when you take into account all the disenfranchised voters who couldn't make it to the polls in time.

The supers need to follow the true will of the people & Bernie.

 

[Mike M]

Woah. I missed this yesterday, but even for you this is... wow. An esoteric executive order from the Kennedy era is your number one most important issue for determining which candidate you vote for?

One that was revoked nearly 30 years ago and rendered useless years before that.

The text that had been added to E.O. 10289 by E.O. 11110 remained on the books until President Ronald Reagan issued Executive Order 12608 on September 9, 1987 as part of a general clean-up of executive orders. Executive Order 12608 revoked subparagraph (j) of paragraph 1 of Executive Order 10289, as amended by Executive Order 11110.[15] Thus, E.O. 12608 specifically revoked the relevant portion of E.O. 10289 that had been added by E.O. 11110. This action effectively revoked E.O. 11110. By this time, however, the remaining legislative authority behind E.O. 11110 had been repealed by Congress when Pub.L. 97–258 was passed in 1982.

 

[Holmes]

I actually just read someone say that winning Guam makes it harder for Clinton to reach 2383 delegates.

 

[pigeon]

Woah. I missed this yesterday, but even for you this is... wow. An esoteric executive order from the Kennedy era is your number one most important issue for determining which candidate you vote for?

And issues not far behind are privatization of Social Security and renaming marriage to civil union?

Damn, you got me. I'm actually like "wow!" IRL. Trump is clearly your guy, he talks about these "issues" nonstop amirite

It's an executive order that relates to transitioning back to the gold standard. Huelen's a goldbug, that's why he hates the Fed.

 

[Macho Madness]

Where are you getting results Holmes

 

[Holmes]

Where are you getting results Holmes

https://mobile.twitter.com/jserves

Clinton won 777-528.

 

[Grief.exe]

I love some good Reince bashing

 

[Y2Kev]

I'll take those two superdelegates THANK YOU let's wrap this shit up after Kenfucky.

Sanders misses another 538 benchmark!!!

 

[dramatis]

Chico Delainky
‏@ChicoDelainky

Sanders didn't do a rally in Guam because he couldn't find a big A-list band to open for him.That's how he gets the huge crowds. #GuamCaucus

I'm not sure how serious this is...

 

[blackaroni]

https://mobile.twitter.com/jserves

Clinton won 777-528.

Jackpot! Have there been any fraud allegations yet?

I love some good Reince bashing

Reince is a mess.

 

[Macho Madness]

Macho news
@Machonews
BREAKING: Hillary Clinton projected winner in Guam caucuses. Bernie Sanders loses both Guams.

 

[Iolo]

Indigestion from taco bowls

That's omentum.

Surprising Guam ][ results!

 

[studyguy]

Woop

 

[royalan]

https://mobile.twitter.com/jserves

Clinton won 777-528.

Ordained by God.

 

[zero_suit]

https://mobile.twitter.com/jserves

Clinton won 777-528.

250 fraudulent votes...

 

[Dubbedinenglish]

https://mobile.twitter.com/jserves

Clinton won 777-528.

Winning coin tosses, now 777?!?

 

[Outdoor Miner]

Ordained by God.

chmod 777 hilldawg available to all

 

[Macho Madness]

Hillary Clinton Declared Winner of Guam Democratic Caucuses

 

[NYCmetsfan]

Guam has a good name.

 

[Oceanwind]

Wow, this is pretty surprising. Wasn't Sanders expected to win in Guam? Hillary seems to have won by quite a lot, too.

 

[The Technomancer]

Wow, this pretty surprising. Wasn't Sanders expected to win in Guam? Hillary seems to have won by quite a lot, too.

MOMENTUM FOR HILLARY!

 

[NYCmetsfan]

I don't like super gauged ears, but guys with the plugs are pretty cute. I've been thinking of doing it.

I'm part of bi gaf and they look creepy as fuck to me.

I just end up starting at them. Pretty much all body deformation things are creepy imo except piercings and tattoos (except this black out ones)

 

[Y2Kev]

Hillary should go fight emerald weapon now

 

[User 406]

chmod 777 hilldawg available to all

Well that explains how easy it was to hack into her email!

 

[royalan]

Wow, this pretty surprising. Wasn't Sanders expected to win in Guam? Hillary seems to have won by quite a lot, too.

He was expected to win Guam. How do we know this?

Because Guam is Progressive, this is obvious because "Guam" starts with a "G", and there is also a G in the word "Progressive."

These results are disgustingly fraudulent, and it's undeniable.

 

[NYCmetsfan]

You're talking about stretching?
That's not really a gay thing.
And it's been a thing for quite a while now, it has its roots in centuries old traditions by the way, with popularity in modern culture gaining and waning.

I personally remember it being kinda a thing in the 90s, mostly with people who were into "tribal" tattoos and the likes, then it got another resurgence with hipsters in the aughts, but I think it's kinda dying too.

I don't think it looks good, but whatever.

I asked gay gaf because the dude was hitting on a chick and figured theyd be better to judge it's appeal on dudes.

 

[hammysaurusrex]

You mean the r/S4P "tribal outreach program" wasn't a resounding success? But it was so well thought out and planned.

 

[Retromelon]

This is what im starving for? For bernie to lose guam? Sigh

I still believe

 

[Spoiled Milk]

chmod 777 hilldawg available to all

This is how you break down barriers.

 

[Y2Kev]

It's an executive order that relates to transitioning back to the gold standard. Huelen's a goldbug, that's why he hates the Fed.

That supports Bernie Sanders? waaaaaat

 

[Macho Madness]

MSNBC is showing Obama's commencement speech and not talking about Guam!!!

Suppression!! Media blackout!! #OccupyMSNBC

 

[Orbis Tabula]

Hillary came to win primaries and chew Guam...and she's all out of Guams.

 

[gutter_trash]

Thank you Tim Robbins! You delivered Guam
LOL!

 

[AntraxSuicide]

Hillary came to win primaries and chew Guam...and she's all out of Guams.

Lolol, this is good.

 

[Aaron Strife]

It's an executive order that relates to transitioning back to the gold standard. Huelen's a goldbug, that's why he hates the Fed.

I see it also ties into a number of conspiracy theories related to the JFK assassination.

I mean, did you expect anything else?

 

[Holmes]

Hillary should go fight emerald weapon now

Does she have the Underwater materia?

 

[User 463088]

Benchmark Politics ‏@benchmarkpol 16m16 minutes ago
Guam delegate haul: It's either going to be +1 pledged or +3 pledged, +5 supers (that have pledged to vote with the pop vote), so +6 or +8.

Therefore, Queen erased Bernie's wins in Rhode Island and Indiana. Rhode Island and Indiana were worth 107 delegates. Guam was worth 7. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

 

[Holmes]

The people of Guam have chosen Hillary Clinton to be their new Godqueen.

 

[Dubbedinenglish]

The people of Guam have chosen Hillary Clinton to be their new Guamqueen.

Fixed

 

[shem935]

Therefore, Queen erased Bernie's wins in Rhode Island and Indiana. Rhode Island and Indiana were worth 107 delegates. Guam was worth 7. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

And she spent 22k vs Berns 1.2 mill alone in Indiana. Lol damn.

 

[Spoiled Milk]

Hillary Clinton has momentum in the Pacific. Next stop: Subic Bay!

 

[User 463088]

Fixed

She is a benevolent queen for all people, not just the people of Guam. May her hot sauce wash over us forever .May our email servers be secure. And may YASSSS QUEEN WERK shine upon you. Amen.

Also, on Daily Kos, #BernieSanders isn't number one anymore. It's 5th. Truly, the primary is over.

 

[Holmes]

Bernie Sanders pillaged my village and burned our crops.

 

[Tubie]

Puerto Rico alone will erase any delegate gains Bernie gets in May.