As I pointed out earlier this month, I was elected precinct chairman for not keeping my mouth shut when they tried to cram 107 people into a room that could only hold 36. That means I got to attend the district convention (where delegates are selected to attend the state convention in June, and delegates are picked for the national convention) Saturday.
This time, instead of packing 107 people into a small room, they brought >3000 people to the Gaylord Texan, a HUGE resort/hotel/convention hall about 30 miles away. The size of this monstrosity isn't apparent until you actually walk in, since so much is obscured by the trees and man-made hills surrounding it. When I say monstrosity, I mean it this way: Think of the Versaille Palace, only built by the same people who built your local Costco. Most of the interior was typical of high-priced hotels, including the bar that charges more for drinks than the strip clubs. The one interesting part was an enormous domed area in the center with a stream, waterfalls and rare trees from remote corners of the planet. I thought that was cool, and could have spent hours in that area.
Anyway, we were there to vote. But to do that meant standing in line for FOUR HOURS while morons ran the credential process. The main reason for the hold-up, aside from the fact that it was about as well-coordinated as an epileptic gang-bang, was the fact that Hillary's campaign in Texas decided to file a shitload of bogus challenges to 87 precincts. This means that each of the delegates from those challenged precincts had to show their IDs all over again, precinct-by-precinct. This brought everything to a halt since until delegates are seated, the convention can't begin formal business. It didn't help that the credentials committee was made up mostly of flunkies for the Clinton campaign. Then Hillary's campaign made their slimy offer: they would drop all challenges if the delegates from the contested precincts were divided 50/50. Since this was horseshit of the worst kind, and those precincts went for Obama by huge margins (that's why they were challenged), when the motion was brought up, it was shouted down by voice vote. So the Clinton campaign insisted on running those precincts through the wringer.
Then a few of us came up with an idea: Under the rules of order, we could propose a motion to suspend the rules. We told the chair of the convention and the parliamentarian that we would do so in order to consider a motion to seat ALL delegates present, regardless of any challenges or what the credentials committe had to say about it. When Clinton's people saw us running about the hall telling people what we were going to do, suddenly those bullshit challenges evaporated like a drop of water on a hot asphalt road.
The actual selection of delegates to the state convention went without problems, other than the sound system conking out several times. As I predicted, Obama's people came out in force. In my own precinct, Hillary won 13 while Obama won 7. However, only five of Clinton's supporters showed and five Obama supporters showed. In cases where the delegates are tied, you send one from each faction with a third as an alternate (as opposed to two from the majority, plus alternate). We agreed to flip a coin to see who would be the alternate and it was an Obama supporter. It got even better when the one Clinton supporter who showed any interest in going to the state convention (and was elected as their delegate) told everyone that it was 50/50 at best that he would be able to go to Austin. So not only did we tie, but there's a good chance of having two Obama votes from our precinct. Obama also cleaned up in the other precincts.
What this means is that Obama is going have even MORE delegates from Texas (he won more in Texas than Hillary already) by June. So next time you hear people saying that Hillary won the state, they are lying douchecocks.