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[royalan]

He's just glad that it's such a leap beyond the inharmonic vocalization of hunger pains that you and your fave consider to be "singing."

I'm sure that every person on GAF would rather listen to Beyoncé's oft overdone chromatic runs than be subjected to Christina "taking it to church", as you and others like you tend to succinctly put it (it would be nice if your fave knew a thing or two about being succinct, but we can't have everything!).

Not fair to expect something of my fave that your own fave wouldn't know if it hit her upside the head.

 

[Wafflecakes]

And he's the oldest looking one too!

I don't know what 12 year olds you guys know.......

(and this was over a year ago....my avi is far more recent)

 

[Cynosure]

Unlike Xtina's oversinging...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pamb6Vg-D60

Totally nailed iit^^^^^^

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Christina's voice is impressionable, she has a signature style. What's Queen B's?

 

[twobear]

I don't know what 12 year olds you guys know.......

(and this was over a year ago....my avi is far more recent)

He still has the face of a 12 year old.

 

[Artemisia]

i c this editing to put your pics on the new page

i'm watching you wafflecakes

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Christina's voice is impressionable, she has a signature stylenotorious for it's hoarseness. What's Queen B's?

fixed xoxo

 

[Wafflecakes]

He still has the face of a 12 year old.

Keep reaching....whatever you can grasp at.....

Your feeble shade attempts are well noted though.

i c this editing to put your pics on the new page

i'm watching you wafflecakes

lololol oops

 

[twobear]

It must pose a real problem for Simon Cowell though: at what point should Zayn announce his leaving 1Direction so that they can replace him with someone who doesn't yet look like he's hit puberty.

 

[royalan]

i c this editing to put your pics on the new page

i'm watching you wafflecakes



fixed xoxo

But so were a lot of vocally impressive woman. She's still made her mark and has always had a distinctive style.

 

[Wafflecakes]

It must pose a real problem for Simon Cowell though: at what point should Zayn announce his leaving 1Direction so that they can replace him with someone who doesn't yet look like he's hit puberty.

Zayn isn't going anywhere. Its this cheeky bastard who is going to be the one breaking up the band.

 

[royalan]

Zayn isn't going anywhere. Its this cheeky bastard who is going to be the one breaking up the band.

But he's the least talented and most unremarkable...not that that's saying much in this group.

 

[twobear]

That reminds me, thanks to 1D there's also going to be a generation of men growing up thinking its acceptable to have awful hair.

 

[Wafflecakes]

But he's the least talented and most unremarkable...not that that's saying much in this group.

Not even slightly true. He can't match Liam or Zayn vocally......but he is miles ahead of Niall and Louis. Plus he has charisma and dat hair. ...and then there is Haylor.

Some days I wonder about you roy.......

 

[Artemisia]

But he's the least talented and most unremarkable...not that that's saying much in this group.

 

[Supermanisdead]

That reminds me, thanks to 1D there's also going to be a generation of men growing up thinking its acceptable to have awful hair.

the one in wafflecakes avatar has a good haircut...

that's probably the only good thing i'll say about them.

 

[Wafflecakes]

....you will keep hating....and they will keep cashing their checks and dating supermodels.

Everyone wins. That is the beauty of 1D.....

 

[Koodo]

She's still made her mark and has always had a distinctive style.

That's a cute way of saying she sounds awful.

 

[twobear]

the one in wafflecakes avatar has a good haircut...

that's probably the only good thing i'll say about them.

Zayn had good hair until they added the blond highlight and curl. I guess the others started to get jealous?

 

[Wafflecakes]

Zayn had good hair until they added the blond highlight and curl. I guess the others started to get jealous?

So two weeks ago....just like the rest of your "opinions".

Curl and blonde streak were a very short phase.

 

[royalan]

Not even slightly true. He can't match Liam or Zayn vocally......but he is miles ahead of Niall and Louis. Plus he has charisma and dat hair. ...and then there is Haylor.

Some days I wonder about you roy.......

What's his vocal part in the group? Lead vocal? 2nd harmony? bass?

 

[Delio]

I see you holding down the fort Waffles (what is with your new Avatar tho. Where is our Niarry? Also

The birds are trying to SLAY her.

 

[Majmun]

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Christina's voice is impressionable, she has a signature style.

South Parks Timmay also has his signature style.

Beyonce's voice is hard to imitate because she has very diverse vocals. I'd say her signature melismas could get imitaded though.

 

[Satch]

Not fair to expect something of my fave that your own fave wouldn't know if it hit her upside the head.

But she does know it.

If you've ever listened to like... Disappear, Sweet Dreams (ballad), Smash Into You, Satellites, That's Why You're Beautiful, Hip Hop Star, Wishing On A Star, Party, and many more that I don't need to list, you'd know that.

But you can keep wandering into the discussion uneducated (this is the part where you say "uneducated like your fave").

 

[Wafflecakes]

What's his vocal part in the group? Lead vocal? 2nd harmony? bass?

Usually he takes the lead when it comes to lyrical sections. Zayn does the heavy lifting on the vocal sections. Whereas Liam usually takes falsetto portions/anything else subtle.

Louis and Niall....do other stuff.

 

[twobear]

So two weeks ago....just like the rest of your "opinions".

Curl and blonde streak were a very short phase.

I don't see how you're trying to drag me for not caring about 1D.

Yes he looks much better in that photo though.

 

[Koodo]

Just a few more years and a couple of burgers and he will blossom into a modern day Adonis.

 

[Wafflecakes]

I see you holding down the fort Waffles (what is with your new Avatar tho. Where is our Niarry? Also

The birds are trying to SLAY her.

Yeah saw that pic. If its all just an act for publicity they sure are going all out.....



Giving Liam some pity avatar time

 

[Delio]

Usually he takes the lead when it comes to lyrical sections. Zayn does the heavy lifting on the vocal sections. Whereas Liam usually takes falsetto portions/anything else subtle.

Louis and Niall....do other stuff.

Sis you know Niall is playing the guitar more and MORE for the group. Showing off his musical talent a diffrent way. Unlike Louis who is just there to make sassy looks.

 

[moulels]

dating supermodels.

 

[Mau ®]

Shine bright like a Diamond

 

[Wafflecakes]

Sis you know Niall is playing the guitar more and MORE for the group. Showing off his musical talent a diffrent way. Unlike Louis who is just there to make sassy looks.

I am ok with this.

Ok Taylor.....maybe not..... she is still taylor Swift.

Lets not pretend that they couldn't have any girl they wanted at this point.

 

[twobear]

Shine bright like a Diamond

Sis how much did you even take...it's like 6pm now...

 

[royalan]

But she does know it.

If you've ever listened to like... Disappear, Sweet Dreams (ballad), Smash Into You, Satellites, That's Why You're Beautiful, Hip Hop Star, Wishing On A Star, Party, and many more that I don't need to list, you'd know that.

But you can keep wandering into the discussion uneducated (this is the part where you say "uneducated like your fave").

I know all of those songs. I know Bey's entire catalog. Nothing I've said about her comes from the position of someone who doesn't know her music. I will continue to point out that Beyonce is guilty of frequent melisma abuse, showboating, and poor musicianship.

She is just as guilty as my fave in a lot of respects. But again, it's called "slaying" when Bey does it. Just like it's called "giving the artist a big break" when she steals songs and fraudulently claims song credits.

EDIT: Speaking of knowing her catalog and "stealing songs" I'm surprised you didn't put "Still In Love (Kissing You)" on that list....

 

[Cynosure]

So two weeks ago....just like the rest of your "opinions".

Curl and blonde streak were a very short phase.

I think Liam became the worst looking one ever since he got the haircut, he looked much better before

the shape of his face doesn't suit a short cut

 

[twobear]

Let's not pretend that they couldn't have any girl they wanted at this point.

Any girl who isn't into twinks.

 

[Delio]

YAS. Liam's hair now is just bleh. I miss his long curls.

 

[Wafflecakes]

I think Liam became the worst looking one ever since he got the haircut, he looked much better before






I think the shape of his face doesn't suit a short cut

His hairstyles have been trending downward since X Factor. I COMPLETELY agree on that his face does not work with his current cut.

His original worked well for him on X Factor. (as a 16 year old)

Any girl who is into famous guys with loads of cash.

Fixed

 

[twobear]

Telling that any and all discussion of 1D focuses on which of the twinky band members is their favourite and not the 'music'.

Fixed

So by your own concession, good looks and talent play no role?

 

[royalan]

His hairstyles have been trending downward since X Factor. I COMPLETELY agree on that his face does not work with his current cut.

His original worked well for him on X Factor. (as a 16 year old)

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It's not so much his face, tbh.

I think buzz cuts make EVERY guy less attractive than they could be.

 

[Wafflecakes]

Telling that any and all discussion of 1D focuses on which of the twinky band members is their favourite and not the 'music'.

Yet another tired line? Oh you.

We have discussed their music plenty. Their album was a month ago and they have nothing of significance on the radio right now......not a whole lot to talk about.

 

[Koodo]

Shine bright like a Diamond

Shine bright like the warning lights of an ambulance on the way to the hospital for an overdose.

 

[twobear]

At least when it was obvious that Take That were pitched mainly to the gay crowd in the 90s we got to see their bums in that video.

 

[Delio]

Till Kiss you hits the radios and slays.

 

[Wafflecakes]

It's not so much his face, tbh.

I think buzz cuts make EVERY guy less attractive than they could be.

I agree with this as well......twas misguided to say the least.

Someone needs to reign the boys in on their hair and tattoo's for sure......

Till Kiss you hits the radios and slays.

We will see. I am optimistic that it will do well.

 

[Majmun]

OMG just noticed that we're less than 1500 posts away form OT4

OT4 - The OT where we'll be discussing Beys next single

 

[Wafflecakes]

OMG just noticed that we're less than 1500 posts away form OT4

OT4 - The OT where we'll be discussing Beys next single

A new day.....shall be glorious.

Can't wait to see what Aguila cooks up......



Oh @ Delio

Did you catch the interview with Barbara Walter's last night? I posted a link in the 1D thread.

Thoughts?

 

[Dr. Malik]

OMG just noticed that we're less than 1500 posts away form OT4

OT4 - The OT where we'll be discussing Beys next single

lets get there faster my pretties

 

[Mau ®]

I choose to be happy

 

[Koodo]

I was SCREAMING when I noticed these Wizard of Oz gifs were in your Ellie Goulding folder.

 

[Trigger]

OMG just noticed that we're less than 1500 posts away form OT4

OT4 - The OT where we'll be discussing Beys next single

Yaasssss

The mods should have waited until OT4 to use a Pepce title.

 

[Cynosure]

her teeth always look so good
when I reach her age, I want dentures just like hers