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[Majmun]

Time for a new page

 

[DMeisterJ]

I'm gonna review #UNAPOLOGETIC

Anyone who thought they were can be #dismissed

 

[Bladenic]

Dibs on Warrior. Maybe.

 

[Mau ®]

I'm gonna review #UNAPOLOGETIC

Anyone who thought they were can be #dismissed

Heaux plz

 

[DMeisterJ]

Heaux plz

Um, you stan squints full-time and said some stuff in the DJ room that you can't take back about Rih. All is forgiven, but not forgotten. You are still on probation from the #NAVY

 

[Artemisia]

I don't know any album called #UNAPOLOGETIC

So here's my Unapologetic review:

Try hard Sia vocals set to sloppy, quickly-put-together beats. There are a couple of bops but the rest is filler trash. Standard Rihanna fare.

4/10

 

[Majmun]

Artpop review slot is open. Not interested anymore.

 

[Trigger]

lol, we can have multiple reviews of albums tho.

Or yesterday in the world wide web

BRB

 

[DMeisterJ]

^ I want a star for my #UNAPOLOGETIC review tho

I don't know any album called #UNAPOLOGETIC

So here's my Unapologetic review:

Try hard Sia vocals set to sloppy, quickly-put-together beats. There are a couple of bops but the rest is filler trash. Standard Rihanna fare.

4/10

I can't wait until this thread gets back to dragging you on the regular. You deserve it. What a flop ATRL mess you are. No wonder they got rid of you. And here you are to shit up POP-GAF. Kindly do us all a favor and follow your fellow #NATION member and ban yourself.

 

[Bladenic]

Artpop review slot is open. Not interested anymore.

Why the change of mind so soon?

 

[royalan]

Can't wait for the Pulitzer-worthy text that will be Mumei's Mariah Carey review.

It'll be taught at the university level, tbh...

 

[Mau ®]

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It's cute but boring. She did look flawless in the lilac dress tho.

 

[Majmun]

Why the change of mind so soon?

 

[Kyon]

Thirsty for those stars. Our faves would be proud

 

[botty]

Artpop review slot is open. Not interested anymore.

Why don't I take a crack at it...


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[Koodo]

Can't wait for the Pulitzer-worthy text that will be Mumei's Mariah Carey review.

It'll be taught at the university level, tbh...

It will be a triumphant review, no doubt.

Get 'em, Mumei!

 

[Mau ®]

#DECEASED @ Botty's review

 

[Kyon]

I'm done and I officially can't

 

[Dr. Malik]

I'm sure you will be back to it once Gaga gives your flop another worldwide hit

 

[DMeisterJ]

It will be a triumphant review, no doubt.

Get 'em, Mumei!

Shade.

 

[royalan]

Why don't I take a crack at it...


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Calling it now: this will be remembered as one of the shadiest moments of OT3. Just....bravo.

 

[Artemisia]

I can't wait until this thread gets back to dragging you on the regular. You deserve it. What a flop ATRL mess you are. No wonder they got rid of you. And here you are to shit up POP-GAF. Kindly do us all a favor and follow your fellow #NATION member and ban yourself.

Seethe.

 

[Majmun]

botty...

I'm sure you will be back to it once Gaga gives your flop another worldwide hit

Could be false alarm, though. Wasn't Telephoe a continuation of Paparazzi? It's not clear if Beyonce will actually participate in the next project (and improve it)

 

[Trigger]

Thirsty for those stars. Our faves would be proud

Indeed. Look what you've started Aguila!

Spoiler

I'll still read them all tho

 

[<+)O Robido O(+>]

Why don't I take a crack at it...


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Botty.... gworl... YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS!

DRAG HA!

 

[Kyon]

Calling it now: this will be remembered as one of the shadiest moments of OT3. Just....bravo.

That and when he did the math equations shade. LEGENDARY!

Only my King

 

[Dr. Malik]

Like if the Madonna comparisons havent be done to death

but I guess for an Xtina stan that only bops to expired Max Martin beats it might still feel fresh

 

[Artemisia]

Like if the Madonna comparisons havent be done to death

but I guess for an Xtina stan that only bops to expired Max Martin beats it might still feel fresh

You may wanna watch what you say about Max Martin with an avatar like that.

 

[royalan]

You may wanna watch what you say about Max Martin with an avatar like that.

LOL Right!?

 

[Dr. Malik]

You may wanna watch what you say about Max Martin with an avatar like that.

kiiiii, I know TayLoRD used him, but he gave her anthems while he gave Xtina something out of 2008

 

[Mau ®]

Max Martin gave Taylor the best bops. He gave Xtina some Femme Fatale reject. Even Carly Rae Jepsen's Max Martin song is better. Poor dat kiiii

 

[Artemisia]

For sure. The Martin produced tracks on Red all sound fresh and exciting, and didn't Roy himself say something about Your Body have 90s production? Yeah...

 

[royalan]

For sure. The Martin produced tracks on Red all sound fresh and exciting, and didn't Roy himself say something about Your Body have 90s production? Yeah...

90s production in a good way, trick!


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#YourBody2012RealMusicLoversDomination

 

[Majmun]

Your Body sounds more fresh than anything Taylor has sung in her entire career. I have listened to RED and it's such a tiring album tbh.

There's like no jam on it, whatsoever.

 

[Vazra]

kiiiii, I know TayLoRD used him, but he gave her anthems while he gave Xtina something out of 2008

Career Suicide for Xtina.

Your Body sounds more fresh than anything Taylor has sung in her entire career. I have listened to RED and it's such a tiring album tbh.

There's like no jam on it, whatsoever.

If by fresh you mean something that sounds early 2000s sure.

 

[Leona Lewis]

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It's cute but boring. She did look flawless in the lilac dress tho.

OMG she is absolutely stunning, imagine if she could write or sing :-0

Not since Daydream-era Mariah have we been fortunate to witness such flawless styling, hair, and make-up. Perfection, hold on to that glam team like those saggy-panted gangbangers constantly clutch their man pearls.

 

[royalan]

RT

Your Body sounds more fresh than anything Taylor has sung in her entire career. I have listened to RED and it's such a tiring album tbh.

There's like no jam on it, whatsoever.

 

[Aguila]

Indeed. Look what you've started Aguila!

They were meant to promote intelligent, useful posts so I'm glad you guys want stars :]

 

[Majmun]

I'm really tying to like RED. But it's not working. Maybe I'll give Taylor another chance when that whiny 11 year old girl escapes her body.

For now she's nothing more than a glorified Carly Rae Japsen imo.

 

[Artemisia]

Your Body sounds more fresh than anything Taylor has sung in her entire career. I have listened to RED and it's such a tiring album tbh.

There's like no jam on it, whatsoever.

In the case of the Taylor Swift album, RED, not having any jams on it, the lie detector test has determined, that was a lie.

 

[botty]

OMG she is absolutely stunning, imagine if she could write or sing :-0

Taylor Swift is actually a decent song writer.

 

[Leona Lewis]

Taylor Swift is actually a decent song writer.

But she focuses on such a narrow range of themes. Not here for eternally wistful woman-children.

 

[Trigger]

Taylor Swift is actually a decent song writer.

Spill that tea though. Taylor has written much of her discography and has won awards for her contributions.

 

[Artemisia]

I don't see what's wrong with the narrow theme so long as the songs are written well, which for the most part, they are.

Is adele's take on breakups suddenly more mature because she looks older, is bigger, and has a more soulful sound?

 

[<+)O Robido O(+>]

RT

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still cackling.

 

[Majmun]

In the case of the Taylor Swift album, RED, not having any jams on it, the lie detector test has determined, that was a lie.

It has a great beat, I can't deny that. RED's production is above average, that's fo sure.

But her sound is just so boring. Her vocals are so monotone and her tone is very whiny. Maybe it's just me, it's not my thing.

 

[royalan]

But she focuses on such a narrow range of themes. Not here for eternally wistful woman-children.

Precisely my problem with her.

That, and her songs tend to read like play-by-plays...

 

[SquiddyCracker]

I have to confess that the only other "genre" of music that I listen to in addition to wubstep is "generic pop".

 

[Mau ®]

TAYLORD is DESTROYING the charts.

Red, the fourth studio album from six-time Grammy Award winner Taylor Swift, was released worldwide just yesterday (October 22nd), and the disc is already notching striking sales numbers and widespread critical acclaim.

Red topped the all-genre Top Albums chart at iTunes within 36 minutes of release, and first day sales at iTunes alone topped 262,000 albums. Taylor scored 13 of the Top 20 songs on iTunes, with the song “Everything Has Changed” taking the #1 position on the all-genre Top Songs chart. Thus far, Red has sold 4.5 million song downloads at iTunes in the U.S. alone. At Target, Taylor’s Speak Now album had the highest one-week sales in the retailer’s history. Red has now set their record for Day One sales and is on pace to exceed Speak Now’s one week results.

Worldwide, Red reached #1 at iTunes on the first day of release in 32 countries, including the UK, Australia, Singapore, Brazil, Canada, Italy, Hong Kong, Taiwan, Vietnam, Denmark, Venezuela, Thailand, and Ireland.

With Red, Taylor has set a new Billboard record -- for the most rapid accumulation of 50 Hot 100 hits in history, reaching the milestone just six years and one month after her 2006 chart debut. Aretha Franklin previously held the record, with a stretch of just over 14 years and six months, and Taylor is one of only five women in the 54-year history of the chart to reach this milestone (joining Franklin, Madonna, Connie Francis and Dionne Warwick).

Taylor Swift’s Red is also impressive in its widespread critical acclaim, garnering stellar praise from top critics around the globe.

 

[Trigger]

Taylor's marketing has been nothing short of genius really. Was Speak Now this big?