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[Kyon]

I was watching it earlier last week. Still flawless and amazing.

BLESS.

Trying to see if there's a gif of Sister Patterson choking New York, can't find anything it's hilarious

 

[Crumpet Trumpet]

Lets play a game called:

INTERPRET ITZ's DREAM

In the dream I became best friends with Justin Beiber on the eve of the apocalypse. We hosted a pool party like the one in the "Beauty and a beat" video (Garbaj was NOT present tho, thankfully). The pools were filled with Lady Gaga's FAME perfume.

As the apocalypse was about to happen, me and Bieber proceeded to host a straight-orgy in what appeared to be a luxurious trailer-park home.

All the girls in the orgy were asian.

WAIT- I finally have a use for this dream diary I bought from a deaf old lady's unregulated garage sale!

Ahem:

To dream about the apocalypse means that there is some internal change that's happened to you. Perhaps this could be referring to your betrayal of Godney and Rihanna in favor of SWIFT?

To dream about a celebrity means that there is something about said celebrity that you admire/identify with. Gworl, BIEBER?

Now here's where it gets more confusing. Dreaming about a pool indicates that you feel the need to cleanse your life and wash away the past (guilty about the Swift stanning?). But I can't find anything about a pool of PERFUME...the closest I see here is a pool of trash, which means you are leading a lifestyle of excess and you need to turn it downE lest you end up like Godney circa 2007 or Rihanna circa 2009-20xx.

Dreaming about an orgy may mean that you are too conservative in your sex life and need to experiment more. I somehow doubt this answer so I'll go with definition 2: life may be pushing and pulling and penetrating you from all angles so you may be spread too thin.

Having sex with an Asian person means you crave the unknown. Is it just me or is this definition a little problematic- it's not like Asian girls are damn aliens, I'm pretty sure they have vaginas just like the rest of the XX population...

 

[Kyon]

Death^

And I posted a gif of her choking New York months ago but seems the frames just disappeared.

It's in the first few minutes in the 1st episode of the 2nd season. SOMEONE HALP PLZ

 

[Aguila]

WAIT- I finally have a use for this dream diary I bought from a deaf old lady's unregulated garage sale!

Ahem:

To dream about the apocalypse means that there is some internal change that's happened to you. Perhaps this could be referring to your betrayal of Godney and Rihanna in favor of SWIFT?

To dream about a celebrity means that there is something about said celebrity that you admire/identify with. Gworl, BIEBER?

Now here's where it gets more confusing. Dreaming about a pool indicates that you feel the need to cleanse your life and wash away the past (guilty about the Swift stanning?). But I can't find anything about a pool of PERFUME...the closest I see here is a pool of trash, which means you are leading a lifestyle of excess and you need to turn it downE lest you end up like Godney circa 2007 or Rihanna circa 2009-20xx.

Dreaming about an orgy may mean that you are too conservative in your sex life and need to experiment more. I somehow doubt this answer so I'll go with definition 2: life may be pushing and pulling and penetrating you from all angles so you may be spread too thin.

Having sex with an Asian person means you crave the unknown. Is it just me or is this definition a little problematic- it's not like Asian girls are damn aliens, I'm pretty sure they have vaginas just like the rest of the XX population...

Death^

And I posted a gif of her choking New York months ago but seems the frames just disappeared.

It's in the first few minutes in the 1st episode of the 2nd season. SOMEONE HALP PLZ

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[Kyon]

OMFG thank you <33333

Bless

 

[DMeisterJ]

WAIT- I finally have a use for this dream diary I bought from a deaf old lady's unregulated garage sale!

I can't make it past this part without cackling

 

[Dr. Malik]

I was about to post that your post-ban comeb...

I'm not here for your entertainment, hun

 

[Majmun]

No lies detected in that gif.

But I thought you stanned for Perra, Flipfloprius_

 

[Koodo]

WAIT- I finally have a use for this dream diary I bought from a deaf old lady's unregulated garage sale!

um.

 

[Dr. Malik]

No lies detected in that gif.

But I thought you stanned for Perra, Flipfloprius_

I had to make room for Taylor Swift

 

[Bladenic]

All those Jesen Ackles gifs. Beautiful tbh...

Also, Rih's singles rarely flop. I'm pretty sure no one would come for that.

Bro you must show yourself in the plug room, we need to talk about Supernatural. I'm about to watch S3 finale omg this show is amazing and omg I cheered when

Spoiler

Bela met a fiery end in the depths of hell

.

And yes, Dean is awesome.

 

[DMeisterJ]

I'm not here for your entertainment, hun

You wish. Everything you do is for my entertainment. Your above post was quite entertaining. Your Rih shading is for my entertainment. etc.

 

[Koodo]

Darling, if that's the kind of entertainment you crave.

 

[DMeisterJ]

Darling, if that's the kind of entertainment you crave.

God, no.

I just thought of that album when he said 'for your entertainment'

 

[Dr. Malik]

Your Rih shading is for my entertainment.

 

[twobear]

 

[Mau ®]

WAIT- I finally have a use for this dream diary I bought from a deaf old lady's unregulated garage sale!

Ahem:

To dream about the apocalypse means that there is some internal change that's happened to you. Perhaps this could be referring to your betrayal of Godney and Rihanna in favor of SWIFT?

To dream about a celebrity means that there is something about said celebrity that you admire/identify with. Gworl, BIEBER?

Now here's where it gets more confusing. Dreaming about a pool indicates that you feel the need to cleanse your life and wash away the past (guilty about the Swift stanning?). But I can't find anything about a pool of PERFUME...the closest I see here is a pool of trash, which means you are leading a lifestyle of excess and you need to turn it downE lest you end up like Godney circa 2007 or Rihanna circa 2009-20xx.

Dreaming about an orgy may mean that you are too conservative in your sex life and need to experiment more. I somehow doubt this answer so I'll go with definition 2: life may be pushing and pulling and penetrating you from all angles so you may be spread too thin.

Having sex with an Asian person means you crave the unknown. Is it just me or is this definition a little problematic- it's not like Asian girls are damn aliens, I'm pretty sure they have vaginas just like the rest of the XX population...

i c.

Sounds about right.

It was an awesome dream tho. Justin was good people.

 

[twobear]

Pitbull coming for Xtina's 'saying ridiculous shit about their music' wig.

http://www.popjustice.com/thenews/p...-to-picasso-michelangelo-and-van-gogh/103499/

Pitbull&#8217;s compared himself to Picasso, Michelangelo and Van Gogh


Usher may have recently compared himself to Picasso, but &#8216;Stripper Pole&#8217; hitmaker Pitbull has gone one better in a new interview with Q.

&#8220;Where I come from, Miami, it&#8217;s a melting pot,&#8221; he mused when asked if he actually liked his own music. &#8220;I make global music &#8211; that&#8217;s my genre. I&#8217;ll eat that label.&#8221;

Of course.

&#8220;People don&#8217;t understand brilliance until after the fact &#8211; which happens with all artists, whether that&#8217;s Picasso, Michelangelo, Van Gogh&#8230;&#8221;

Incredible.

He also declared himself to be &#8220;the most loveable asshole you&#8217;ve ever met&#8221;, which is quite a bold claim nowadays really.

Pitbull&#8217;s latest masterpiece, &#8216;Global Warming&#8217;, is out on November 19.

 

[Crumpet Trumpet]

Okay, but wait just a second...Pitbull's album is called Global Warming?

 

[Koodo]

Okay, but wait just a second...Pitbull's album is called Global Warming?

Unprecedented rates of tanning oil melt this year.

 

[Kyon]

Unprecedented rates of tanning oil melt this year.

 

[Trigger]

Pitbull is so random.

Unprecedented rates of tanning oil melt this year.

#death

 

[Mau ®]

Look at Rih slaying POP and URBAN.

10 +1 RIHANNA Diamonds 85.271 +1.905

Already TOP 10 on radio exactly a month after rihlease. I still stand by my prediction that this could wind up one of her biggest (if not THE biggest) radio hit of ha career.

 

[Artemisia]

RED has reached the number 1 spot on itunes in 40 countries.

 

[Mau ®]

RED has reached the number 1 spot on itunes in 40 countries.

What kind of LOCAL, BORING bitch?

 

[Majmun]

RED has reached the number 1 spot on itunes in 40 countries.

Is that a redcord?

Albums still remains average.

 

[Bladenic]

Look at Rih slaying POP and URBAN.



Already TOP 10 on radio exactly a month after rihlease. I still stand by my prediction that this could wind up one of her biggest (if not THE biggest) radio hit of ha career.

Don't care, song still sucks. How's Die Young doing at radio?

 

[Koodo]

What is that panda behind Angelina Jolie doing.

 

[Majmun]

LMAO never noticed it tbh

 

[Mau ®]

Don't care, song still sucks. How's Die Young doing at radio?

Not as good as Diamonds. *.*

What is that panda behind Angelina Jolie doing.

Its the panda from Kung Fu Panda *.*

 

[Kyon]

Is that a redcord?

She certainly couldn't break Britney's

 

[Mau ®]

RED is MUCH better than Oops tho.

Spoiler

*runs*

 

[Artemisia]

She certainly couldn't break Britney's

Selling 1.2 million albums in a week in 2012 remains 10 times more of an achievement than selling 1.3 million albums in a week in 2000.

 

[Majmun]

Not as good as Diamonds. *.*

There's justice in the music world afterall *.*

She certainly couldn't break Britney's

Seriously?

Beaten by a 11 year old album.

Poordat

And ITZ...you better run. *.*

 

[Crumpet Trumpet]

RED is MUCH better than Oops tho.

Spoiler

*runs*

 

[Dr. Malik]

RED is MUCH better than Oops tho.

Spoiler

*runs*

no lies detected

 

[Majmun]

no lies detected

What a surprise, coming from you. :rolleyes
You better run too

 

[Artemisia]

RT

RED is MUCH better than Oops tho.

Spoiler

*runs*

 

[Crumpet Trumpet]

PERHAPS better than Baby One More Time, but OOPS?!

 

[Dr. Malik]

What a surprise, coming from you. :rolleyes
You better run too

its even better than 4 if you want to get cunty about it

 

[Supermanisdead]

boRED better than Oops or 4? Lol.

 

[Majmun]

its even better than 4 if you want to get cunty about it

Can't believe you just said that. Your poor taste does not know any boundaries
Praying for your soul right now

 

[Satch]

Omg i am at this orientation and taylor swift is blaring loudly ughhhhhhhhhh kill me

negativeman.gif

 

[Mau ®]

RED is the pop album of the year.

Deal with it heauxes.

 

[Artemisia]

RED is the pop album of the year heaux.

Deal with it.

They never saw it coming.

And they will never be the same.

 

[Trigger]

RED is the pop album of the year.

Deal with it heauxes.

I see no lies.

 

[Aguila]

Taylor's album seems to be all over the place. Is it country or pop? Is it coming from the point of view of a prepubescent child or a woman? Just like in her sex life, she's spread herself too far. I wouldn't call such a mishmash of concepts album of the year.

 

[Coldnoodle]

RED is the pop album of the year.

Deal with it heauxes.

 

[B-Dex]

RED is the pop album of the year.

Deal with it heauxes.

 

[Mau ®]

Have you formally introduced yourself?

Tell us your pop affiliations... besides GODPLAY *.*