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[Artemisia]

THIS NEW JESSIE WARE TRACK I FUCKING LIVE

SLAY

EDIT: GURL BYE WHAT IS THIS POM POM POM SPECIAL DELIVERY SHIT

EDIT: THE SECOND V: RSEE!!!!!!!!!

EDIT:

 

[Atlantis]

THIS NEW JESSIE WARE TRACK I FUCKING LIVE

SLAY

EDIT: GURL BYE WHAT IS THIS POM POM POM SPECIAL DELIVERY SHIT

EDIT: THE SECOND V: RSEE!!!!!!!!!

Bless Jessie for this special delivery. The second verse owns my life.

 

[Artemisia]

the katy b influence is apparenT

She collabs with her on aaliyah then releases a dance track?

ic u jessie

 

[SaintZ]

Britney holding hands with ha man.

She looks happy!

 

[Dr. Malik]

Britney holding hands with ha man.



She looks happy!

new man, she moves faster than Taylor

 

[Fey]

i was about to say, wasn't she with someone else like last week?

 

[royalan]

...why are people wasting time pretending like this relationship is any more real than the last arrangemenT?

Keep up appearances, Brit. Maybe even get some diq while you're at it. #Notevenmad

 

[Koodo]

Drewface:
1. Claims Gaga is like Apple.
2. Proceeds to describe her as the exact opposite of what Apple is.

Look bitch, this is the HEIGHT of irony considering your talent-crippled, malnourished rat-faced faves owe their BRIEF encounter with relevance to the digital innovations and impact of APPLE.

Unless your electronic devices predate the Cretaceous Period – around the time Madonna was born – every computing entity in your household is likely a reductive attempt to imitate APPLE. Your computer, your music player, and especially any modern smartphone and tablet. The sheer struggle of several industries had APPLE not blessed society with their creations. Xtincta wouldn't be the only one holding on to the sheer misery known as Blackberry if Our Lord and Saviour in Cupertino had not USHERED in a new era, among other unfortunate dystopian scenarios.

It is correct that Lady Gaga, or any living entity, cannot be compared to APPLE. Unmatchable innovation, quality and impact; words your faves can only relate to through their antonyms.

BOW DOWN, MOTHERFUCKER. 💅

 

[Wafflecakes]

THERE is the reaction I was expecting! <3

 

[Soulscribe]

Look bitch, this is the HEIGHT of irony considering your talent-crippled, malnourished rat-faced faves owe their BRIEF encounter with relevance to the digital innovations and impact of APPLE.

Unless your electronic devices predate the Cretaceous Period – around the time Madonna was born – every computing entity in your household is likely a reductive attempt to imitate APPLE. Your computer, your music player, and especially any modern smartphone and tablet. The sheer struggle of several industries had APPLE not blessed society with their creations. Xtincta wouldn't be the only one holding on to the sheer misery known as Blackberry if Our Lord and Saviour in Cupertino had not USHERED in a new era, among other unfortunate dystopian scenarios.

It is correct that Lady Gaga, or any living entity, cannot be compared to APPLE. Unmatchable innovation, quality and impact; words your faves can only relate to through their antonyms.

BOW DOWN, MOTHERFUCKER. &#55357;&#56453;

*murdered*

 

[Artemisia]

...why are people wasting time pretending like this relationship is any more real than the last arrangemenT?

Keep up appearances, Brit. Maybe even get some diq while you're at it. #Notevenmad

but if it is a fake relationship, wouldn't they want to wait even longer before arranging her with this dude?

 

[Dr. Malik]

but Apple hasn't shown any artistic growth or integrity as a company since Steve Jobs died


that is why my comparison was more accurate: http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=41792672&postcount=12284

 

[Artemisia]

But jony ive was the one who has been designing the shit since forever so who curr about steve jobs and ha constant fumes

 

[Dr. Malik]

But jony ive was the one who has been designing the shit since forever so who curr about steve jobs and ha constant fumes

no one knows ha tho, just like the world dont know boomkack

 

[Majmun]

Look bitch, this is the HEIGHT of irony considering your talent-crippled, malnourished rat-faced faves owe their BRIEF encounter with relevance to the digital innovations and impact of APPLE.

Unless your electronic devices predate the Cretaceous Period – around the time Madonna was born – every computing entity in your household is likely a reductive attempt to imitate APPLE. Your computer, your music player, and especially any modern smartphone and tablet. The sheer struggle of several industries had APPLE not blessed society with their creations. Xtincta wouldn't be the only one holding on to the sheer misery known as Blackberry if Our Lord and Saviour in Cupertino had not USHERED in a new era, among other unfortunate dystopian scenarios.

It is correct that Lady Gaga, or any living entity, cannot be compared to APPLE. Unmatchable innovation, quality and impact; words your faves can only relate to through their antonyms.

BOW DOWN, MOTHERFUCKER. &#128133;

That was amazing.

And I don't even like Apple

Androidsus 4 lyfe tbh

 

[royalan]

Speaking of Brit.

I think Beyonce would become a true icon if she had her own Blackout era.

Just completely ratchet and unhinged.

She should divorce Jay-Z, cut off her mama and dissolve House of Dareon, get caught by TMZ cussing out Solange in the alley behind a popular LA nightclub, release a sextape with Ludacris, get into a Twitter fight with Rihanna, dye her hair magenta, get caught by the paparazzi driving on the 405 freeway with Blue in her lap, get 3 DUIs, and turn the Mrs. Carter Show into the M&Ms Tour.

Then I might Stan. *.*

 

[Dr. Malik]

Rolling Stone has published another list

The 100 Greatest Debut Albums of All Time


try finding you fave
The Fame is #100

 

[Servbot24]

No favs to be found on The Rolling Stone.

edit: spoke too soon, illmatic and college dropout
and big star

 

[Wafflecakes]

Rolling Stone has published another list

The 100 Greatest Debut Albums of All Time


try finding you fave
The Fame is #100

Ugh. Not clicking.

As per usual with mainstream music critics 90% of the list will end up being male groups/rock bands.

 

[botty]

Look bitch, this is the HEIGHT of irony considering your talent-crippled, malnourished rat-faced faves owe their BRIEF encounter with relevance to the digital innovations and impact of APPLE.

Unless your electronic devices predate the Cretaceous Period – around the time Madonna was born – every computing entity in your household is likely a reductive attempt to imitate APPLE. Your computer, your music player, and especially any modern smartphone and tablet. The sheer struggle of several industries had APPLE not blessed society with their creations. Xtincta wouldn't be the only one holding on to the sheer misery known as Blackberry if Our Lord and Saviour in Cupertino had not USHERED in a new era, among other unfortunate dystopian scenarios.

It is correct that Lady Gaga, or any living entity, cannot be compared to APPLE. Unmatchable innovation, quality and impact; words your faves can only relate to through their antonyms.

BOW DOWN, MOTHERFUCKER. &#128133;

Let ha know.

 

[Artemisia]

77 'Thank Me Later'

rolling stone...

Rolling Stone has published another list

The 100 Greatest Debut Albums of All Time


try finding you fave
The Fame is #100

The only ones that I recognized and liked are:

91 'Arular'

86 'good kid, m.A.A.d city'

74 'xx'

60 'Tidal'

24 'Vampire Weekend'

19 'The College Dropout'

11 'Illmatic'

 

[royalan]

Flop list.

As per, Pop and R&B are paid complete dust.

 

[Koodo]

But jony ive was the one who has been designing the shit since forever so who curr about steve jobs and ha constant fumes

What a KING. If only his Midas touch would extend to certain faves. Maybe he could sculpt the shapeless frame of Xtincta into something human, especially those strange legs.

but Apple hasn't shown any artistic growth or integrity as a company since Steve Jobs died

The iPhone 5 was another BREAKTHROUGH in design. Not that Apple is in any rushing need to innovate; the cavalcade of plastic-using, mercury-employing lessors are still losing follicles from their tender scalps as they struggle to match the iPhone 4.

Deal and seethe.

 

[Supermanisdead]

Relevant "pop" favs, I think:

Gaga - 100
Madonna - 96
MIA - 91
Whitney Houston - 84
The xx - 74
Norah Jones - 73
Mary J Blige - 71
Cyndi Lauper - 63
Fiona Apple - 60

Horrible list anyways.

 

[botty]

Blood, sweat, and diamonds went into the production of the iPhone 5. Literally. But you can't expect anything less when you're building perfection.

 

[DMeisterJ]

Blood, sweat, and diamonds went into the production of the iPhone 5. Literally. But you can't expect anything less when you're building perfection.

This truth. #icant

 

[Nemesis_]

but Apple hasn't shown any artistic growth or integrity as a company since Steve Jobs died


that is why my comparison was more accurate: http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=41792672&postcount=12284

That was amazing.

And I don't even like Apple

Androidsus 4 lyfe tbh

Relevant "pop" favs, I think:

Gaga - 100
Madonna - 96
MIA - 91
Whitney Houston - 84
The xx - 74
Norah Jones - 73
Mary J Blige - 71
Cyndi Lauper - 63
Fiona Apple - 60

Horrible list anyways.

I'm seeing these random numbers throughout this page and the last, while I REVEL in Gaga being first, are people just pulling these numbers and percentages out of their ass?

 

[royalan]

Come Away With Me and What's The 411 aren't Pop albums tho. Not that they don't deserve to be on the list.

Still throwing a few bones to Pop and R&B on a list going up to 100 isn't enough to elevate the list from its current position of complete whitewashed bullshit.

 

[Artemisia]

not everyone trying to discredit the list because fiona shat on all faves with her #60 placement

 

[Supermanisdead]

Nem, this terrible Rolling Stone list.

I was trying to just post the ones that people use so they don't have to CLICK 100 LINKS.

 

[Nemesis_]

not everyone trying to discredit the list because fiona shat on all faves with her #60 placement

Oh is it a proper list? I honestly didn't know. I thought he was just making it up, and obviously I didn't read it either since I thought Gaga was at the top ;_; Someone else posted a random list of percentages a few pages ago and I was confused about how that was even worked out too

In other news:

 

[royalan]

not everyone trying to discredit the list because fiona shat on all faves with her #60 placement

Trick, I could post Spotify receipts of how I was just listening to Tidal not even 2 hours ago.

 

[botty]

But you can easily discredit the list with The Beastie Boys being at the top.

I mean, we're talking about a band who started off as a punk rock group, but quickly shifted gears to dip into the booming hip hop scene. I don't use, and I don't promote. Bye.

 

[Nemesis_]

To be honest, I have been listening to The Idler Wheel ever since I got Spotify. I won't be able to use Fiona in the long run but I won't pretend she is a shit artist

Spoiler

like the other flops you stan for like Taylor

EDIT:

Cancer AIDS Sepsis keeps trying it:

Snippet of her new song: JUST A PICTURE

 

[Supermanisdead]

That list is shit. The Smiths should have been #1 followed by New Order (which were paid complete DUST). New Order shits on Joy Division from great heights.

Did I lied?

 

[Koodo]

That new Jessie Ware track.

What is life.

 

[Dr. Malik]

Yall can try to dsicredit the list all you want but they didnt lie with this

The title sounded like wishful thinking when Stefani Germanotta's album arrived in August 2008 to a shrug from radio programmers and record-buyers. By the spring of 2009, though, Germanotta, aka Lady Gaga, was famous indeed. Gaga's debut was a game-charger, making dark, booming dance-pop—buoyed by the almighty four-on-the-floor thump of Eurodisco—the dominant sound of the global charts. And it introduced the world to an outrageously plus-sized form of pop divadom—to a provocateur and fashion plate who treated the whole world as her red carpet. Those paparazzi she sang about weren't just metaphorical, after all.

#GAMECHANGER

 

[Servbot24]

That list is shit. The Smiths should have been #1 followed by New Order (which were paid complete DUST). New Order shits on Joy Division from great heights.

Did I lied?

 

[Vazra]

That list is shit. The Smiths should have been #1 followed by New Order (which were paid complete DUST). New Order shits on Joy Division from great heights.

Did I lied?

A whole bag of lies. (JK)

 

[Nemesis_]

MORE NEW MUSIC TO PAY DUST TO

http://idolator.com/7448141/98-degrees-microphone-hear-their-comeback-track

 

[royalan]

Yall can try to dsicredit the list all you want but they didnt lie with this



#GAMECHANGER

If anything this list is wrong for not placing The Famesus higher.

 

[Styles]

Taylor is done after the RED Tour:

"I just really don't want to do this after people get tired of me, I wanna know when that line is.. and if I over-stay my welcome I'll go write songs for other people and still focus on being happy."

She closes the show with WANEGBT.

Bless Ha heart for giving me 5 flawless albums. /weeps

And the cynics were outraged
Screaming, this is absurd
'Cause for a moment a band of thieves
In ripped-up jeans got to rule the world

And you take a moment
Promise me this
That you'll stand by me forever
But if God forbid fate should step in

And force us into a goodbye
If you have children someday
When they point to the pictures
Please tell them my name


I will. /weeps

 

[Dr. Malik]

Taylor is done after the RED Tour:

girl bye, cant she just take a break. This overdramatic stance is why her relationships dont last

 

[royalan]

Lol - write songs for other people?

How she gonna dew dat?

 

[Koodo]

MORE NEW MUSIC TO PAY DUST TO

http://idolator.com/7448141/98-degrees-microphone-hear-their-comeback-track

Who wasted a phoenix down on these fools.

 

[Supermanisdead]

Lol - write songs for other people?

How she gonna dew dat?

Starting a match.com clone?

 

[Artemisia]

Taylor is done after the RED Tour:



She closes the show with WANEGBT.

Bless Ha heart for giving me 5 flawless albums. /weeps

And the cynics were outraged
Screaming, this is absurd
'Cause for a moment a band of thieves
In ripped-up jeans got to rule the world

And you take a moment
Promise me this
That you'll stand by me forever
But if God forbid fate should step in

And force us into a goodbye
If you have children someday
When they point to the pictures
Please tell them my name


I will. /weeps

After a certain time, snatching all the weaves isn't very rewarding anymore =/

off to more demanding endeavors.

 

[Styles]

Well, She did get signed by SONY/ATV music corp. as a songwriter(the youngest person to have ever gotten hired) and as an artist for RCA records at age 14. However, She decided to quit after a year or so because She didn't want to sing songs that were written for Her by other people.

 

[Wafflecakes]

Yall can try to dsicredit the list all you want but they didnt lie with this



#GAMECHANGER

This stanning for last place.

 

[Servbot24]

girl bye, cant she just take a break. This overdramatic stance is why her relationships dont last

She's a silly girl and at the very worst she'll disappear for a couple years before her "comeback album"