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PopGAF |OT5| We Are Bionic, So Damn Bionic
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The VMA's are near. I'm here for Beyoka revealing her twin "filled" uterus to the world again.
Crumpet Trumpet
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omg lmao. it's like a plotline from a creatively bankrupt sitcom.
Crumpet Trumpet
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Why did Perra have to get divorced?
Homophobes always have unsatisfactory marriages of their own.
Leona Lewis
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If only he could ink himself some calves tho
My conspiracy theory: Beyonce has privately admitted defeat regarding her faked pregnancy, although she still outwardly maintains that she was pregnant. Beyonce is obsessed with maintaining a perfect public image (Superbowl photo removal requests, banning photographers from her current tour, documentary propaganda, etc.), so she's hoping to remove white out one of her major blemishes by having another baby.
If she were to have another baby (and were actually pregnant this time), it would retrospectively weaken many of the logical arguments for why she faked her first pregnancy.
Having said that, the same 'logical arguments' (weight gain, permanent body change, career hindrance, etc.) that swayed her to surrogacy are still applicable. If Beyonce is actually "pregnant" again, I expect she would actually fake it a second time. I think her team learned a lot during her first "pregnancy", have since retired the collapsing prosthetic stomach, and are much more prepared for baby #2. Beyonce has been extremely successful at selling her "super woman" persona, with seemingly most of the US subscribing to this projection. The narrative of her "super woman" life would be strengthened by the news that Beyonce managed to maintain a grueling tour schedule while being pregnant.
I imagine she would announce her pregnancy just as her tour ends, giving her a ton of publicity and the opportunity to talk about how she managed to do her tour, work on 5, and be a mother and wife to Blue Ivy Carter and Jay-Z respectively, while having a perfect pregnancy. As she makes her media rounds selling this story, reminding us that she is better than the rest of us in every way, she will mention that she was inspired by herself to record a track for 5, which will come out Q4 2013 and sell a hell of a lot more than 4.
*I imagine her team has a contingency plan in place, in the event the second pregnancy is revealed to be fake as well. I expect it involves Beyonce "coming clean" about the surrogacy, but placing all of the blame on everyone but her. She will talk about the society we live in that only values beautiful people, the pressure the media puts on her, the expectations from her fans to be perfect all the time, etc., which will humanize her and make her easier to relate to. As she makes her media rounds selling this "confession", reminding us that she makes mistakes just like the rest of us, she will mention that she was inspired by herself to record a track for 5, which will come out Q4 2013 and sell a hell of a lot more than 4.
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Really though, Bey's team is incredible and our faves could learn a thing or two from them.
If she were to have another baby (and were actually pregnant this time), it would retrospectively weaken many of the logical arguments for why she faked her first pregnancy.
Having said that, the same 'logical arguments' (weight gain, permanent body change, career hindrance, etc.) that swayed her to surrogacy are still applicable. If Beyonce is actually "pregnant" again, I expect she would actually fake it a second time. I think her team learned a lot during her first "pregnancy", have since retired the collapsing prosthetic stomach, and are much more prepared for baby #2. Beyonce has been extremely successful at selling her "super woman" persona, with seemingly most of the US subscribing to this projection. The narrative of her "super woman" life would be strengthened by the news that Beyonce managed to maintain a grueling tour schedule while being pregnant.
I imagine she would announce her pregnancy just as her tour ends, giving her a ton of publicity and the opportunity to talk about how she managed to do her tour, work on 5, and be a mother and wife to Blue Ivy Carter and Jay-Z respectively, while having a perfect pregnancy. As she makes her media rounds selling this story, reminding us that she is better than the rest of us in every way, she will mention that she was inspired by herself to record a track for 5, which will come out Q4 2013 and sell a hell of a lot more than 4.
*I imagine her team has a contingency plan in place, in the event the second pregnancy is revealed to be fake as well. I expect it involves Beyonce "coming clean" about the surrogacy, but placing all of the blame on everyone but her. She will talk about the society we live in that only values beautiful people, the pressure the media puts on her, the expectations from her fans to be perfect all the time, etc., which will humanize her and make her easier to relate to. As she makes her media rounds selling this "confession", reminding us that she makes mistakes just like the rest of us, she will mention that she was inspired by herself to record a track for 5, which will come out Q4 2013 and sell a hell of a lot more than 4.
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Really though, Bey's team is incredible and our faves could learn a thing or two from them.
PowderedToast
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worst era ever
bey u have officially been dropped from my stanning if this is true
i only stan girls who can DELIVER
(no pun intended)
bey u have officially been dropped from my stanning if this is true
i only stan girls who can DELIVER
(no pun intended)
PowderedToast
Junior Member
ahahahahah
Professor Beef
Banned
She didn't even deliver her own child, c'mon now.
Soulscribe
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MY POWER RANKINGS
1. Beyoncé
2. Mariah
3. Gaga
Such queens
All three look a damn mess. lol
EDIT: Didn't even notice that was Donatella, RIP
The pressedness continues now that ARTPOP is coming and there will be no #fffffive
Album8ney and ARTPOP my two top faves of the trinity this year? Yeah I'm dead
That's her idea though. So she is pressed. Poor Dat
She is such a pitiful cunt. How many times has she taken chris back after Rihanna throws him away?
She is such a pitiful cunt. How many times has she taken chris back after Rihanna throws him away?
desert thirsty ho
RiRi STAYS clocking random people via social media. It must be how she passes the time during flights or something, because she stays READING.
She should open up her own library.
hmm....
RiRi STAYS clocking random people via social media. It must be how she passes the time during flights or something, because she stays READING.
I LIVE.
Drag ha Rih
Oop you win
After that HIV OUTBREAK on you the other day you got to #clapback
I used protection. I was never worried about them and we already knew she was fucking pregnant. It was nice seeing then squirm then and now as its basically confirmed and they continue to lack any relevancy in this thread since their fave has no actual MUSIC out. You know. The thing this whole thread is about.
I always stay winning, like my fave. It's really sad that the HIVE stay losing, like theirs.
I used protection. I was never worried about them and we already knew she was fucking pregnant. It was nice seeing then squirm then and now as its basically confirmed and they continue to lack any relevancy in this thread since their fave has no actual MUSIC out. You know. The thing this whole thread is about.
I always stay winning, like my fave. It's really sad that the HIVE stay losing, like theirs.
Is there anything to Stan for at this point?
Besides tour blog reviews I mean...
Mess.
Majmun
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Mess.BrainDeadney has an era coming and a Las Vegas Residency. Which will outsell the 4get Ms Carter Tour. I see why Beyandre Stans are fuming for their fave tho
Even her Superior Rihanna got an album coming
Sexy Godiva Chocolate Queen, Kelly Rowland is apparently closing a deal for X Factor USA...
I'm here for Miss Kelly, but I hope she didn't steal Hilary's checK.
I'm here for Miss Kelly, but I hope she didn't steal Hilary's checK.
Honestly...even before the pregnancy rumors started I knew SOMETHING was fishy when the first Grown Woman performances were uploaded to YT.
Why?
Look at the dark chocolate dancer on Bey's left. Of all the dancers in the group, she's the ONLY ONE wearing a more revealing costume. The very first time I watched this performance that stood out to me as odd. Usually, it's the star wearing the slightly modified costume, not the random dancer on the left.
It all makes sense now. I wish I'd clocked the tea sooner. ;___;
Why?
Look at the dark chocolate dancer on Bey's left. Of all the dancers in the group, she's the ONLY ONE wearing a more revealing costume. The very first time I watched this performance that stood out to me as odd. Usually, it's the star wearing the slightly modified costume, not the random dancer on the left.
It all makes sense now. I wish I'd clocked the tea sooner. ;___;
Majmun
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Both Xtina and Brit are a thing of the past anyway. Their chapters are closed.
Xtina just can't smash anymore and Britney is just a broken shell. No wonder she's being deported to Las Vegas, the place where the old and the busted usually go to RETIRE their careers.
Bey can be pregnant again, but at least the HIVE knows that the world is still there for her. She's way more relevant than Brit and Xtina COMBINED
Xtina just can't smash anymore and Britney is just a broken shell. No wonder she's being deported to Las Vegas, the place where the old and the busted usually go to RETIRE their careers.
Bey can be pregnant again, but at least the HIVE knows that the world is still there for her. She's way more relevant than Brit and Xtina COMBINED
Crumpet Trumpet
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Not too much, Second. Remember... Xtina and Britney both gathered impressive top 10s and #1s within this decade.
And I really hope you don't try to bring up the feature argument, cause there is a receipt waiTing.
Not too much, Second. Remember... Xtina and Britney both gathered impressive top 10s and #1s within this decade.
And I really hope you don't try to bring up the feature argument, cause there is a receipt waiTing.
You mean how Telephone has been Bey's only top 10 in the 2010s?
oop.
Clock.
It's going to be a long ten months for the Hive. They've been trying it recently, and their fave has delivered the most epic form of karma.
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