listen bitch, you Deadney stans have tried it with me for the LAST TIME
i use britney and have always used britney since i was a wee chile and used to pirate ha music in middle school through bearshare and ares because i didnt know any-damn-better
people have been calling me BRITNEY SPEARS since her DEBUT (because our names are basically the same... WHEN THE FUCK WILL YOU GET TO HAVE SUCH AN HONOR??? MY MOTHER, HER FORESIGHT TO ALLOW ME TO SHARE A NAME WITH A LEGEND) and even though it ANNOYED ME in the early days, i have LEARNED that she is a MOTHERFUCKING DEITY and have COME TO WEAR IT PROUDLY!
i am a GROWN WOMAN and i STILL USE HER in SPITE of the fact that she has become a SHELL of her former self and i am ALWAYS WILLING TO GIVE HER MY HARD EARNED COINS when her music is a GOD DAMNED BOP! just because i dont waste my time needlessly OVER-FELLATING all the girls in this fucking MESS of a community at EVERY WAKING MOMENT does NOT mean i am WITHOUT TASTE!
if you come for me one more time i will SEW and GLUE a SEA of REMY WEAVE into your SCALP and YANK IT OUT STRAND BY STRAND, WITH LIGHTNING SPEED, UNTIL YOUR HEAD BLEEDS AND BURNS AND YOUR FLESH IS LEFT MAIMED AND IN DIRE NEED OF SKIN GRAFTS! you will be on the OPRAH WINFREY NETWORK recounting the EXACT MOMENT THAT SATCH CAME FOR YOUR WIG! and the shows tagline will be
"OPRAH, I FUCKED WITH THE WRONG NIGGA"