You know what? I never thought I'd say this, but...
I kinda WANT Katy Perry to come out and SMASH now.
Just to teach these hoes a lesson about taking shit for granted.
I want Katy Perry to start her era in the Summer, just like she's been hinting at, and SNATCH EVERY GODDAMN PROCRASTINATING WIG IN THE BUILDING.
Because I can't believe that it's fucking JUNE and the only notable release we've had thus far is fucking JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE.
Because it don't make no goddamn SENSE for ALL these AAA acts to have CONFIRMED 2013 albums, but everyone is holding their shit until the end of the year.
Because WHY wouldn't you want to release your album when there is virtually ZERO competition? This isn't the video game industry. People WILL buy albums in the beginning of the year. But all these hoes are so obsessed with Holiday sales they wanna wait until EVERYONE else is dropping an album and there's competition at EVERY TURN.
Not a goddamn shred of sense.
At this point it's really looking like Katy's going to be the first diva at bat this year. And, if that's the case, I hope she drags all these LATE TROLLOPS across the coals.
She caught these hoes sleeping once already. SHE'LL DO IT AGAIN.