Realpic Gaf |OT| January 2016 edition [Shocking revelation post #11890]

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Why refuse to age when you can proclaim to become MORE beautiful with time, like a fine wine
 
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Guess I'm lucky if I get 4 hours uninterrupted sleep. Today, I'll settle for 3 hours. Tea, Earl Grey. lots.


Jobbs said:
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How is Agent Scully still so amazing looking. I had the biggest crush on her when I was 12, and I still kinda do
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Still wood. Maybe she ate some people's livers.
 
I'm eleven weeks old. It's incredible how many people peg me for 28.

if you weren't expecting this to say I'm 28 then you're off your game today

I'm 28
 
JeffZero said:
Man, there's this sorta obsessive chick I met online and I made the mistake of accepting her friend request on facebook.

And by sorta I mean she's kind of crazy.

I guess I just delete her but ugh.
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delete+block.

also how crazy? you need to illustrate. did you meet on tinder? :D
 
trab pu kcip said:
delete+block.

also how crazy? you need to illustrate. did you meet on tinder? :D
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She's pretty out there. I didn't even meet her on tinder or okcupid or any of those sites, though. I met where when I was a moderator/convention assistant for BioWare. She started sending me private messages all the time a little while back and then saying it would be okay with her if we dated. I stupidly thought it was a joke (I realize in retrospect there's no way to frame this in which it appears like a joke, but she has a certain... style... that caught me off-guard and led me to believe that at the time).

She talked to me on the phone a couple of times and said it'd be super-great if we met someday but she was teaching overseas at the time so I was like "haha, well, you're so far away and I'm not going to Japan anytime soon." Yes, I made grievous errors every step of the way here. I guess I should have been like "ehhh." But way back in the day (mid-late teens) I was on some roleplaying site (...I know, I know) where I met a lot of people online who ended up talking to me a lot on the phone and stuff (including the woman who would one day be the former Mrs. JeffZero) so I'm really too casual about this crap, I guess.

So I was still talking to her and then she kept sending me twitter direct messages recently (who even uses those?) and was like "HELLO! KISS!" but then she'd be like "in Japan kissing is not the same! I'm learning a lot here! KISS!" and I don't know, I'm pretty sure she was making things up left and right. And then I wouldn't respond for a few hours and she'd be like "HELLOOOO?"

And I'd be like "hey" or "sup" and she'd be all "HEY JEFF! GLOMP! KISS!" and you know I'm all over here like "who even says glomp in 2016" but I let it slide, let it sliiiide, because I'm just that dense, and then I accept her facebook friend request and all of a sudden late last night she spams me an essay's worth of messages about how she's always, always had such strong feelings for me and it's like "whoa there lady, I've just about never had a conversation with you" and I told her "that's odd, how so?" and now she's breaking down and saying she isn't sure about America because I'm cold.

I am cold, it's cold outside.

I am pretty sure she is crazy however.
 
JeffZero said:
She's pretty out there. I didn't even meet her on tinder or okcupid or any of those sites, though. I met where when I was a moderator/convention assistant for BioWare. She started sending me private messages all the time a little while back and then saying it would be okay with her if we dated. I stupidly thought it was a joke (I realize in retrospect there's no way to frame this in which it appears like a joke, but she has a certain... style... that caught me off-guard and led me to believe that at the time).

She talked to me on the phone a couple of times and said it'd be super-great if we met someday but she was teaching overseas at the time so I was like "haha, well, you're so far away and I'm not going to Japan anytime soon." Yes, I made grievous errors every step of the way here. I guess I should have been like "ehhh." But way back in the day (mid-late teens) I was on some roleplaying site (...I know, I know) where I met a lot of people online who ended up talking to me a lot on the phone and stuff (including the woman who would one day be the former Mrs. JeffZero) so I'm really too casual about this crap, I guess.

So I was still talking to her and then she kept sending me twitter direct messages recently (who even uses those?) and was like "HELLO! KISS!" but then she'd be like "in Japan kissing is not the same! I'm learning a lot here! KISS!" and I don't know, I'm pretty sure she was making things up left and right. And then I wouldn't respond for a few hours and she'd be like "HELLOOOO?"

And I'd be like "hey" or "sup" and she'd be all "HEY JEFF! GLOMP! KISS!" and you know I'm all over here like "who even says glomp in 2016" but I let it slide, let it sliiiide, because I'm just that dense, and then I accept her facebook friend request and all of a sudden late last night she spams me an essay's worth of messages about how she's always, always had such strong feelings for me and it's like "whoa there lady, I've just about never had a conversation with you" and I told her "that's odd, how so?" and now she's breaking down and saying she isn't sure about America because I'm cold.

I am cold, it's cold outside.

I am pretty sure she is crazy however.
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Yes. run.

Dude, I have so many questions.
I think I need to reread this a few times.

Double edit : wait was she subtly planning on flying over to America or is she already over there?
 
JeffZero said:
She's pretty out there. I didn't even meet her on tinder or okcupid or any of those sites, though. I met where when I was a moderator/convention assistant for BioWare. She started sending me private messages all the time a little while back and then saying it would be okay with her if we dated. I stupidly thought it was a joke (I realize in retrospect there's no way to frame this in which it appears like a joke, but she has a certain... style... that caught me off-guard and led me to believe that at the time).

She talked to me on the phone a couple of times and said it'd be super-great if we met someday but she was teaching overseas at the time so I was like "haha, well, you're so far away and I'm not going to Japan anytime soon." Yes, I made grievous errors every step of the way here. I guess I should have been like "ehhh." But way back in the day (mid-late teens) I was on some roleplaying site (...I know, I know) where I met a lot of people online who ended up talking to me a lot on the phone and stuff (including the woman who would one day be the former Mrs. JeffZero) so I'm really too casual about this crap, I guess.

So I was still talking to her and then she kept sending me twitter direct messages recently (who even uses those?) and was like "HELLO! KISS!" but then she'd be like "in Japan kissing is not the same! I'm learning a lot here! KISS!" and I don't know, I'm pretty sure she was making things up left and right. And then I wouldn't respond for a few hours and she'd be like "HELLOOOO?"

And I'd be like "hey" or "sup" and she'd be all "HEY JEFF! GLOMP! KISS!" and you know I'm all over here like "who even says glomp in 2016" but I let it slide, let it sliiiide, because I'm just that dense, and then I accept her facebook friend request and all of a sudden late last night she spams me an essay's worth of messages about how she's always, always had such strong feelings for me and it's like "whoa there lady, I've just about never had a conversation with you" and I told her "that's odd, how so?" and now she's breaking down and saying she isn't sure about America because I'm cold.

I am cold, it's cold outside.

I am pretty sure she is crazy however.
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Poor thing. Sounds lonely. But yeah, run.
 
JeffZero said:
She's pretty out there. I didn't even meet her on tinder or okcupid or any of those sites, though. I met where when I was a moderator/convention assistant for BioWare. She started sending me private messages all the time a little while back and then saying it would be okay with her if we dated. I stupidly thought it was a joke (I realize in retrospect there's no way to frame this in which it appears like a joke, but she has a certain... style... that caught me off-guard and led me to believe that at the time).

She talked to me on the phone a couple of times and said it'd be super-great if we met someday but she was teaching overseas at the time so I was like "haha, well, you're so far away and I'm not going to Japan anytime soon." Yes, I made grievous errors every step of the way here. I guess I should have been like "ehhh." But way back in the day (mid-late teens) I was on some roleplaying site (...I know, I know) where I met a lot of people online who ended up talking to me a lot on the phone and stuff (including the woman who would one day be the former Mrs. JeffZero) so I'm really too casual about this crap, I guess.

So I was still talking to her and then she kept sending me twitter direct messages recently (who even uses those?) and was like "HELLO! KISS!" but then she'd be like "in Japan kissing is not the same! I'm learning a lot here! KISS!" and I don't know, I'm pretty sure she was making things up left and right. And then I wouldn't respond for a few hours and she'd be like "HELLOOOO?"

And I'd be like "hey" or "sup" and she'd be all "HEY JEFF! GLOMP! KISS!" and you know I'm all over here like "who even says glomp in 2016" but I let it slide, let it sliiiide, because I'm just that dense, and then I accept her facebook friend request and all of a sudden late last night she spams me an essay's worth of messages about how she's always, always had such strong feelings for me and it's like "whoa there lady, I've just about never had a conversation with you" and I told her "that's odd, how so?" and now she's breaking down and saying she isn't sure about America because I'm cold.

I am cold, it's cold outside.

I am pretty sure she is crazy however.
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She seems needy, maybe crazy, fuck knows.

I'm still getting over the fact she just randomly told you "it's ok if we started dating".
 
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