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[Ailynn]

"What a great day!

The recent appointment of Batch Steward for our logistic company has just been revealed. Our association offers a very pleasant reward 'n' practice batch to receive ya'll as a teammate of our company's deploying and very efficient business.

We unsheathed thine contact in virtue of the CareerBuilder web site 'n' judge that thine experience should be potentially helpful for the fellowship. If only ye are concerned about our community's post, would you please e-mail our so our comradeship's personnel administrators would be acquainted with you to display U greater work details.

Salary: USD 4,000 per month.

The given position is only for folks that show their interest to act from house. If ya'll would corporally operate at your house from nine AM to 5 PM, ye could have moneys. The heart of our comradeship's appointment is to proceed with boxes. What shall be thy exact obligations: accept parcels from some transmitter, change the pack for them based on our camaraderie's order, and to dispatch parcels to else company. Ya'll are going to be an immaculate participant at given stance if ya'll are a new mother, a student of remote style of education, pensioner, disabled human being, or the one that hates to exit place of residence for operations for money.

Thou shall not be induced to act with soggy bales. Usually, you shall see covers or bauble inside the wrappings. Education is presented for no charge.

Everything thou demand to possess work from our firm is a PC, access to the online space, and printer to be able to print consignments. How much you all will be able to obtain relies upon solely on thou – the more time thou make labor, the more money thou receive. Usually, employees that simply launch labor for us, receive approx. 1000 dollars per 5-6 working days.

Are ya'll called by our appointment? Feel free to write our firm by means of electronic mail. Add your Full name & current home address.

Also, remember about being at dwelling from nine o'clock to 17.00 is a must to be able to be employed to the mentioned position (otherwise, the mentioned appointment isn’t for ye, unhappily).

- U"
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Anyone else ever get any obviously fake emails for a false employment offer, item for sale, or proposition for anything else?

Feel free to share...
The sillier the better!

 

[NecrosaroIII]

Logistics company, you say?

 

[Star-Lord]

Aside from the usual Nigerian prince scam emails, I never recieve emails like that. It makes me smile to think that I'm such a loner that even scammers can't be bothered with me.

 

[Nester99]

“Isn’t for ye, unhappily”

I am gonna use this lol

 

[Maiden Voyage]

If they can't offer an extended warranty on my automobile then I don't have the time of day.

 

[BigBooper]

I've never gotten one this interesting. It sounds like a bot trained by reading Lord of the Rings and King James Bible. I like the part "If ya'll would corporally operate at your house from nine AM to 5 PM, ye could have moneys."

What you do supernaturally during those hours is your business, but your corporeal time is ours.

 

[Star-Lord]

I've never gotten one this interesting. It sounds like a bot trained by reading Lord of the Rings and King James Bible. I like the part "If ya'll would corporally operate at your house from nine AM to 5 PM, ye could have moneys."

What you do supernaturally during those hours is your business, but your corporeal time is ours.

I don't have the heart to tell them I'm in the Upside Down during those hours.

 

[Quasicat]

Not me, but my father-in-law was surfing the net on his PC one day and got a pop up from “Microsoft” letting him know that he had a really bad virus and to download the free antivirus provided in the pop up. Of course he did and all Hell broke loose with his files. “Microsoft” called him and told him he need $200 in gift cards to buy their software. $500 later, he calls me and asks what he should do since they were asking for even more money. I looked at his drive to see what what was going on, they put all kinds of weird files on there; it was just a mess.

 

[Davey Cakes]

I get bullshit email offers all the time. Makes me regret signing up for CareerBuilder and other sites like that.

 

[Rentahamster]

I'm waiting for the $10,000 from a Nigerian prince. Any day now!

 

[jufonuk]

You better act from House.

 

[farmerboy]

That's an uncanny valley email. If I had the Oblivion NPC music playing I read it, it would have been perfect.

 

[Tschumi]

.... I think the nigerian prince who wrote that had just been fired and decided to go for broke