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[Stet]

CNN's got this going live, too.

I can't believe it.


Also, Robyn Doolittle's gotta have high-profile job offers coming in from all around the world right now.

I have a job offer for her.









Seriously, she'd be a great writing partner.

 

[Brinbe]

grosssssssssssss

 

[Dyno]

Stet your irreverence in this thread has been entertaining!

 

[BronsonLee]

I feel like I'm watching Parks and Rec right now

 

[BigJonsson]

Geeze, they need to give times for these things

 

[firehawk12]

Warning, grossness within

Random quote from the thread:

Spoiler

Fame is a drug.

There's a very famous story somebody once told about Luciano Pavarotti, where somebody went into his dressing room backstage and saw him naked with two female members of the chorus - one was holding back his gut while the second blew him.

lol

Imagine this with Ford!

 

[Roto13]

Imagine this with Ford!

No, why, no

 

[You Are Viewtiful]

My guess is that he's escaped out an emergency exit.

I have a feeling this is true.

Random quote from the thread:

Spoiler

Fame is a drug.

There's a very famous story somebody once told about Luciano Pavarotti, where somebody went into his dressing room backstage and saw him naked with two female members of the chorus - one was holding back his gut while the second blew him.

lol

Imagine this with Ford!

why

 

[You Are Viewtiful]

dp

 

[DopeyFish]

Watch him call an election

 

[Azih]

Watch him call an election

I don't think he can do that.

 

[BigJonsson]

Watch him call an election

He can call for one, but no one is going to grant one

He can resign

 

[Zombie James]

Watch him call an election

He can't without going to the province.

 

[Coldnoodle]

My guess is that he's escaped out an emergency exit.

:lolololololol

Would anyone be surprised?

 

[Wazzy]

Oh god if the sex tape is true. I think the world would be scarred if that ever got released.

 

[firehawk12]

Watch him call an election

Based on this second tape rumour, maybe he'll call an erection, amirite?

 

[Lo-Volt]

Daniel Dale via Twitter: "@jlancasterCBC : I'm told @TOMayorFord will not resign, but will announce he will "get help" for what may ail him. #TOpoli #sl ”

Quite the odyssey this is turning into.

 

[Divvy]

CBC: "@jlancasterCBC: I'm told @TOMayorFord will not resign, but will announce he will "get help" for what may ail him. #TOpoli #sl”

priceisrightloserhorn.wav

EDIT: Beat'd

 

[BigJonsson]

john lancaster ‏@jlancasterCBC 2m

I'm told @TOMayorFord will not resign, but will announce he will "get help" for what may ail him. #TOpoli #sl

Beaten bad

He can go get help but if the Vice story has any truth he'll be going away for a long time......assuming the big guy is Rob Ford and not someone else

 

[The Elite]

Daniel Dale via Twitter: "@jlancasterCBC : I'm told @TOMayorFord will not resign, but will announce he will "get help" for what may ail him. #TOpoli #sl ”

Quite the odyssey this is turning into.

He's already said that.

As expected, nothing new.

 

[You Are Viewtiful]

Based on this second tape rumour, maybe he'll call an erection, amirite?

 

[daemonic]

It's been over an hour and no announcement. That's a lot of press outside his office.

 

[railGUN]

Robby the Tit is praying. And, if he isn't, he fucking should be.

 

[gabbo]

Robby the Tit is praying. And, if he isn't, he fucking should be.

Why his followers are too dense to notice they're up to their necks in sinking ship

 

[jstripes]

john lancaster ‏@jlancasterCBC 2m

I'm told @TOMayorFord will not resign, but will announce he will "get help" for what may ail him. #TOpoli #sl

Beaten bad

He can go get help but if the Vice story has any truth he'll be going away for a long time......assuming the big guy is Rob Ford and not someone else

It's beyond the point for simply "getting help". If he'd said that a few days ago, maybe, but after everything to this point, nothing short of resignation will do.

 

[You Are Viewtiful]

Daniel Dale via Twitter: "@jlancasterCBC : I'm told @TOMayorFord will not resign, but will announce he will "get help" for what may ail him. #TOpoli #sl ”

Quite the odyssey this is turning into.

This mayor is all talk no action. I doubt he's going to go get help anywhere. If he's a drug addict as opposed to a drug user then he should resign because that is a health issue.

 

[yyzjohn]

He's already said that.

As expected, nothing new.

He never said he was gonna get help, said he didn't have an issue, just needed to drink in private.

 

[BigJonsson]

10 minute warning

 

[daemonic]

10 minutes until Ford's statement, for those of you not following the stream.

 

[jstripes]

10 minute warning

 

[yyzjohn]

10 minutes until Ford's statement, for those of you not following the stream.

Disappointing if he's just gonna announce he's getting help. He needs to resign.

 

[diaspora]

 

[cbox]

Are there going to be more helicopters following him around now?

 

[Zombie James]

Disappointing if he's just gonna announce he's getting help. He needs to resign.

It's impossible for him to get help while staying on the job. If this is the announcement, it's just shallow lip service.

 

[You Are Viewtiful]

That song deserves better than this non-announcement.

God damn it's only Tuesday.

 

[sammich]

Robby the Tit is praying. And, if he isn't, he fucking should be.

Gonna go home and watch the movie again.. for like the 10th time.

 

[Shambles]

What an embarrassment to this entire country. Even my family in Switzerland is saying it's making news over there. Run him the hell out of office with torches and pitch forks.

 

[Akuun]

What an embarrassment to this entire country. Even my family in Switzerland is saying it's making news over there. Run him the hell out of office with torches and pitch forks.

I'm not entirely sure why he's not just being laughed out of every public appearance he tries to make.

 

[Divvy]

I'm not entirely sure why he's not just being laughed out of every public appearance he tries to make.

Because we're Canadian. The last council initiative was LITERALLY to write a sternly worded letter to him

 

[Stet]

I want to know what the gold record is on the wall. Did Rob Ford cut an album, possibly while high?!

 

[DopeyFish]

Because we're Canadian. The last council initiative was LITERALLY to write a sternly worded letter to him

next time it will appear more angry

you don't want us to write all angry

 

[bleachrude]

Oh. My. God.

Even in my wildest dreams, I didn't think it would actually happen.

How much more absurd can this get?

There os NO movie now that as a reviewer you can say "That's a dumb plot and has no relation to reality". Does the plot make more sense than Rob Ford? Then it's realistic.

 

[Roto13]

I want to know what the gold record is on the wall. Did Rob Ford cut an album, possibly while high?!

While in one of his drunken stupors.

 

[yyzjohn]

This has been a fun afternoon, and I feel closer to all you guys here. Whatever happens in the next few minutes just remember we all went through this together.


*group hug*

 

[Stet]

 

[You Are Viewtiful]

next time it will appear more angry

you don't want us to write all angry

 

[Coldnoodle]

SOMETHING IS HAPPENING

THE PRESS ARE MOVING

 

[Divvy]

Man causing a ruckus at the door, demands to be let in to support the "honest man" mayor, blocks way.

I can't even

 

[Dr.Acula]

We've officially crossed some threshold. When does Rofo steal the chaos emeralds from Obama?

 

[Stet]

We've officially crossed some threshold. When does Rofo steal the chaos emeralds from Obama?