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[Protag]

Okay, only 15% break over 6 inches?

Thats not all they're breakin in heh.

 

[jackal27]

Woah... Uhhh I'm bigger than I thought. By a lot apparently.

 

[Volimar]

This thread is where polygraphs go to die.

 

[IchigoSharingan]

Men care more about penises than women do

Who the titty fed you that lie?

 

[MWS Natural]

TIL most people fail the toilet paper roll test.

 

[orioto]

At that point i'm almost convinced those stats are there to make everyone happy lol.. That's just not what you see in real life.

 

[The Purple Pill]

Where do you live? I'm genuinely curious about a population that would not only be totally okay with you whipping your member out during a party, but then all become sexually attracted immediately.

It was a private party, and it was not something I did voluntary, I was literally being shamed into doing it or being ridiculed, also the girl who in question, was the one who pulled the boxer briefs down as well. It was a group dare hype parade more or less.

Also, everyone was completely drunk.

 

[esms]

GAF discussing penis size is like people arguing about cursive writing. You bring up some interesting points but at the end of the day are just talking about something most of you will never use.

Dayyuuummmmm.

 

[DoktorEvil]

Think of it this way.

A guy who is a grower is for whatever reason caught naked and flaccid at a party. Erect he's 7 inches but flaccid he is a mere 3. The picture that is burned into everyone's head is the tiny 3 inch penis they saw but they don't know he's big when erect. No guy wants to be known for having a tiny penis even if someone saw it while flaccid.

 

[Lovely Salsa]

TIL most people fail the toilet paper roll test.

I always break the roll after it has grown

 

[YoungFa]

This is totally like that one south park episode.

 

[subrock]

So only really big dicks are showers. I guess that settles that debate

 

[udiie]

Did they visit a bunch of Asian countries?

good to see racist stereotypes are cool on gaf

 

[Joyful]

GAF discussing penis size is like people arguing about cursive writing. You bring up some interesting points but at the end of the day are just talking about something most of you will never use.

 

[Fury451]

It was a private party, and it was not something I did voluntary, I was literally being shamed into doing it or being ridiculed, also the girl who in question, was the one who pulled the boxer briefs down as well. It was a group dare hype parade more or less.

Also, everyone was completely drunk.

Haha, it all adds up now. I should have presumed that, really.

 

[Symphonia]

All those who are happy to settle for being in the 75% range...

 

[Ganzlinger]

This is a fun thread to read. lol

 

[bud]

i'm in the 99th percentile and it still looks short to me.

i dunno, it'd have to be at least 12 inches for me to consider it big.

what's wrong with me.

 

[SgtCobra]

This is GAF, of course every dude in here has an 8in flaccid and can make a women drench herself with a single glance. I mean look at the OT threads having panic attacks about talking to kids on the street. Any woman would swoon.

GAF discussing penis size is like people arguing about cursive writing. You bring up some interesting points but at the end of the day are just talking about something most of you will never use.

DAMN, I can't take i-

This is a fun thread to read. lol

It's also pretty embarrassing.

 

[Shining Sunshine]

I laughed when I saw this thread.

 

[888]

Ill take my 80% range and go find my wife.

Well shit, read it wrong. 20cm is a bit higher.

 

[GIANKRATOS]

 

[Slayer-33]

LOL ^

 

[Van Owen]

Seems like a study made to make men feel better about their dongs.

 

[Fury451]

It's also pretty embarrassing.

Comparable to the threads on height. Anything less than 5'11" = kill yourself.

 

[BlueTsunami]

i'm in the 99th percentile and it still looks short to me.

i dunno, it'd have to be at least 12 inches for me to consider it big.

what's wrong with me.

Gotta cut out the interracial DP smut

 

[dorkkaos]

Whelp...time to up my oral game.

 

[PhantomHound]

You guys are definitely not using proper measuring techiques

 

[bud]

Gotta cut out the interracial DP smut

hahaha

 

[Ganzlinger]

It's also pretty embarrassing.

That's why it's funny lol

 

[Sane_Man]

So almost every Gaffer is above average.... this thread proves how (un)reliable the posters on here are!

Either straight up liars or you pressed the ruler so hard against the base of your cock that there's probably a permanent indent on there now.

 

[Taurus]

thats a lot of peniseses

 

[Dead Prince]

i'm going to need some receipts of all the guys in this thread.

 

[bud]

how do you cut out interracial dp porn though

that's literally impossible

 

[Sane_Man]

how do you cut out interracial dp porn though

that's literally impossible

I've seen some shit, man.

 

[Dunlop]

This thread is where polygraphs go to die.

Lol

 

[The Beard]

All this proves is that London has some tiny weiners. The same study in the US wouldn't have you guys feeling like men amongst boys.

 

[LyleLanley]

All this proves is that London has some tiny weiners. The same study in the US wouldn't have you guys feeling like men amongst boys.

"David Veale and his colleagues from King's College in London have done a meta-analysis of 17 studies that in total measured over 15000 penises from all over the world (with an overweight of white ones, admittedly), and found these results:"

 

[studyguy]

RIP Nichibros

 

[Jinfash]

Dinosaurs, then big bang, and now penis sizes— when will the lies stop?

 

[Tawney Bomb]

This thread made me feel better about my day. Above average, hooray.

 

[Rad-]

If the results are true then they probably measured it differently from how most men do it.

 

[Spaced Harrier]

Anyone going to step up to the plate and prove it?

 

[Deleted member 231381]

"David Veale and his colleagues from King's College in London have done a meta-analysis of 17 studies that in total measured over 15000 penises from all over the world (with an overweight of white ones, admittedly), and found these results:"

In fact, after briefly looking at the tables (oh god I have too much time on my hands), British penises were slightly larger than American ones on average, although the difference was not statistically significant.

 

[Fury451]

This thread reminds me of It's Always Sunny, where Frank buys the biggest condoms so women think he has a "monster dong".

 

[keltickennedy]

Study showed men how to properly measure from the top and out....not from the bottom starting taint and out.

 

[SliceSabre]

Dinosaurs, then big bang, and now penis sizes— when will the lies stop?

Jinfash
needs 2 extra inches
(Today, 01:22 PM)

 

[kingwingin]

My whole life I thought I had some freakish small penis but I've been a member for the 14cm master race.

What my life could have been knowing what I know now. Sad really

 

[Deleted member 231381]

Jinfash
needs 2 extra inches
(Today, 01:22 PM)

Jinfash
needs 2 extra inches and
the feathers pulled off
(Today, 01:22 PM)

 

[backflip10019]

My whole life I thought I had some freakish small penis but I've been a member for the 14cm master race.

What my life could have been knowing what I know now. Sad really

I'd be careful using the phrase "master race" in a thread about dick size.